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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NYPD keeps insisting it’s not working with ICE in the narrowest scope of not literally participating in kidnappings but then goes silent when people present evidence of ICE using their precincts/parking lots, of NYPD doing crowd control. Big difference in technical and de facto assistance.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We absolutely should be horrified by reports of planned public executions and see them as an overt re-embrace of spectacle lynchings--while also understanding that the story of the "modern" death penalty in this country is inextricable from that history, rooted in racial violence & white supremacy.
theintercept.com
Alabama’s Lynching Memorial and the Legacy of Racial Terror in the South
At the National Memorial for Peace and Justice in Montgomery, Alabama, the historical link between lynching and the death penalty is hard to miss.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck these guys. put them all in prison.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The person has been given water and some electrolytes.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t help but notice that ICE keeps claiming that people it shoots were trying to ram the agents with a car, and then video keeps proving that’s a lie.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Adult Human Female" has never been the definition of a woman - despite what anti-feminists like J. K. Rowling and Donald Trump might claim. So why have TERFs decided to change the dictionary definition of woman? 🤔📖 youtu.be/UshXbhOuIL8
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >>
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the most disconcerting moments of living in this timeline of the world in the U.S. is that A LOT of people in this country keep acting like there's a special line that needs to be crossed for fascism to *arrive.* The reality is that we are CURRENTLY living under Federal fascism. NOW.
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"What activists in Lochiel, Sonora, Big Bend, and beyond make clear, however, is that the government’s victory cannot be assumed. Disruptions and interventions are not just possible but also an absolute necessity, and pressure can be applied in an array of directions."
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Princess Weekes @princesmweekes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Initially, I didn't plan to do a Star Trek video, but while I was in the shower, an idea popped into my head, and here we are. New Video: youtu.be/wmraygqDEx0
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How Star Trek: DS9 Saw 2024 Coming 30 Years Ago
YouTube video by Princess Weekes
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/10/2026
This new Sherrod Brown ad debunks a anti trans ad while tying the Republican senate candidate to Jeffrey Epstein. THIS is how you fight back against anti trans ads.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if i was a teacher id call it a sillybus and we'd have fun in there
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The tree that is being defended remains. Legal support fund for those cited is here givebutter.com/free-the-jag...
givebutter.com
Support the Jaguars Arrested for Blocking Border Wall Construction!
Tucson Anti-Repression Crew
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1200 sexual assault reports in 6 years. That’s 1 every 2 days. Only 7 resulted in an expulsion or dismissal. Only 14 resulted in a suspension. Cornell is a rapist factory. Drive it out of business. Also, only 5-13% of college women who are assaulted report it. That’s 5-6 assaults a day.
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Cornell University gang rape case reveals 1200 sexual assaults reported between 2018-24, only 7 expulsion even as over 51 people were found responsible; trend follows in NYU, Coloumbia and major NewYo...
Between 2018 and 2024, Cornell University documented 1,200 instances of sexual misconduct, yet only a handful of disciplinary measures were taken. Merely seven students faced expulsion, and 14 others ...
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are types of guy everywhere for those with eyes to interact with them lol
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh interesting. I have to do stuff in order for certain things to happen
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely bare minimum reform is that payments for lawsuits for police misconduct should come out of the CPD overtime pool Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read this book when it came out and HIGHLY recommend if you want to understand what's going on in America right now (along with his other book Culture Warlords). It's a very beautifully written book on a very dark subject. $3 is a steal!
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apnews.com
Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have penalized people for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices and other spaces p...
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Hayden Field @haydenfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW: Big protest outside OpenAI's DevDay this morning, brought about by 12+ organizations opposing AI labs' military and government contracts, particularly with ICE. One popular chant: “Sam Altman, get off it, put people over profit." www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
theverge.com
Protesters gather at OpenAI’s DevDay
Data centers, ICE contracts, and more were under fire at a rally around the event.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7 SUVs and 10 Homeland Security agents pulled up to a U.S. citizen’s home in Winter Springs, Florida. All over a tweet made months ago. The homeowner repeatedly demanded agents leave his property. Agents maintained the social media posts constituted potential threats that had to be investigated.
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sad bart simpson edits @jebkenobi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i miss pottery so much
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we live in a world where "humanity is rotten to the core" is a more tolerable idea than "capitalism is kinda busted" but what I love about "capitalism is kinda busted" is realizing every good thing that happens is in spite of capitalism because humans are that committed to doing good things
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Colorado Springs Anti-Fascists @cosantifascists.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Data Republican is mad that we unmasked some of the most heinous people in the world.
“The goal of GDL Exposed is to push back against the neo-Nazi organization Goyim Defense League by unmasking their activists who travel around the country harassing people,” a representative of the site told Raw Story. “The GDL is led by Jon Minadeo, whose primary source of income is video chatting with children and rebroadcasting those recordings to thousands of angry neo-Nazis, without the knowledge or consent of the children or their parents.

“These videos have included support for mass shooters such as the Antioch High School shooter in Nashville, who was found to have shared a GDL flyer. Data Republican is right. We do hope to ruin these people’s lives. They are predators who would kill every non-white and Jewish person on earth if they could.”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Been avoiding this but it’s Super Important to have access to knowledge & experience w neurodivergence ASAP. A big source of lifetime torture among people with ADHD roots from inability to contextualize & put into words what we are experiencing both within & from how the outside world responds to us
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got turned down for a job because the pants I wore to the interview were scuffed. I was extremely broke, had to walk everywhere, and couldn't afford new pants til I got a job. the job was at a call center.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/09/2026
Part of the issue is that humans anthropomorphize everything and we don't really have language to describe a non sentient machine capable of doing tasks once reserved only for humans. The battle over language to describe AI is getting so tedious. I agree about putting Altman in prison though.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Age of the Great Dessication is upon us
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
wsj.com
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Jewish Voice for Peace @jvp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Over 400 New Yorkers are risking arrest in a mass anti-war sit-in outside the United Nations during Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's speech to say: Stop the genocide and stop arming Israel.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder was just arrested protesting Benjamin Netanyahu's safe passage into New York and the genocide of Palestinians. Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon, and Chelsea Manning are among those currently blocking the road
Chelsea Manning among others at the protest against genocide and Netanyahu's visit
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The USG crusade to destroy the ICC seems primarily motivated by a desire to shield Israeli officials like Netanyahu and Gallant from accountability. Worth recalling that those two face charges related to using starvation as a method of warfare in Gaza.
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Houston Chronicle @houstonchronicle.com · 20/09/2026
An ICE agent shot and wounded a person Sunday in North Austin, according to three state and local officials.
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ICE agent shoots and wounds person in North Austin, officials say
An ICE agent shot and wounded a person Sunday in North Austin, according to three state and local officials.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think the people who pretend it's not important that this stuff is being pushed by TESCREAL bastards and neo-feudal techno fascists are basically the same as the people who pretended it didn't matter that anti-climate propaganda came from the oil companies.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich. Political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy.
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