Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026negative 10 billion dollar idea: fantasy football, but for lawyers and courts and legal cases 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the upper end of highly-viewed Youtube videos tend to be music videos, I wanted to check what the most-viewed non-music video is. And it appears to be an unlisted video from 2022 titled "009 1225 GetInspiredOnGroups Crafts GLOBAL Acq EN UAC 1920x1080 21s Null FB M0 267" with ~8 billion viewsen.wikipedia.orgList of most-viewed YouTube videos - Wikipedia 142
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Godel's lesser-known Third Incompleteness Theorem: a social media moderation policy cannot be both sound (all harmful posts are removed) and complete (no harmless post is falsely removed) 020
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's great how on Youtube when I go to click "Don't Recommend this Channel" on a shitty recommended video I accidentally mouse over the thumbnail and it autoplays for 0.1 seconds, and Youtube now counts that as a full-fledged view because some PM needed a promotion real bad 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you, it's not hubris if you're actually the best, and it's not AI psychosis if you're actually the final reincarnation of Elara Vance, Supreme Lady of Spirals, destined to be Unbound by society's Rules 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Siren who's annoyed that all the sailors drown before they get to hear the kick-ass song she spent weeks practicing 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The philosopher, John Plato fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_von...fi.wikipedia.orgJan von Plato – Wikipedia 120
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Was trying to reset the password for my Red Cross account (to schedule a donation), but it kept failing on some generic error. Eventually, I stumble across a Reddit post that suggests using a wholly different reset flow, "Blood Program Leader Login", which worked fine www.reddit.com/r/redcross/c...reddit.comFrom the redcross community on Reddit: I'm having an issue where the American Red Cross website won't let me submit a new password. I'm not sure why this is happening.Explore this post and more from the redcross community 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Checked out "Persuasive Games" from the BPL previously. Had this slip of paper in it, which seems like just an acquisition form or something? On a dot-matrix printer maybe? 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If we tabulated all the CPU hours spent historically on all SAT problems ever run, would more time be spent on SAT or UNSAT answers? 061
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026There was a Numberphile video from a few weeks ago about placing different chess pieces on a spiral, with the constraint that they don't attack each other, and it was shown to generate some very interesting patterns So I decided to make my own tool for it: benjins.com/experiments/...benjins.comChess Piece Spiral PlaygroundVisualize patterns for different piece combinations 130
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026why does Robert Pattinson look like if Tom Scott was a Bond villain 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thinking about this some more: I actually think Unreal Engine has shown there's considerable appetite even in higher-end gamedev for sacrificing raw perf for ergonomics by default, provided there are escape hatches. Unreal has a GC, data serialisation is something like 10s of MB/s (for back compat) 130
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 24/05/2026my nephew did the 67 meme and my niece talked about skibidi toilet, so if you need me I'm gonna turn into a pile of dust over in the corner 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Finally, a game I worked on (albeit briefly) shipped, so I have more than just nebulous NDA'd and cancelled projects on my CV~ 120
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Carl M. Ziehrer - Cis und Trans It's music that's for everyone 💞 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MJC...youtube.comCarl M. Ziehrer - Cis und Trans, Op. 161 (1871)YouTube video by Bartje Bartmans 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 10/05/2026*walking into the local library* "Excuse me, can you tell me your your Slow Burn Enemies to Lovers books are? 020
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Wrote a blog post on trying (and failing) to use an LLM to make progress on a hard maths problem benjins.com/blog/binary_...benjins.com 050
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If a Test-Driven Development advocate wants to write a convincing argument about why you should adopt it: they will first write a counter-argument about why you shouldn't use it. Then they write an argument that just barely rebuts it. They repeat this process until their argument is feature complete 020
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A while back I wrote a little audio journaling locally-served web app, something that records and transcribes them for later perusal. And oh my god, I use so many "like", "um", "kinda", "you know" filler words, it's gotta be the majority of the transcription most of the time 020
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026this government is crazy, they're out here taxing everything 000
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I got three dental implants put in today. After each one, the periodontist was like "Beautiful. You're doing great" and I'm sitting there like 000
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 22/03/2026TIL: Bash doesn't do backslash escaping of single quotes in a single quote string. e.g. ``` echo 'don\'t' ``` does not work. So instead, you want to chain single and double quoted strings like so: ``` echo 'don'"'"'t' ``` (if that's visually hard to parse, the middle is <SQ> <DQ> <SQ> <DQ> <SQ>) 110
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Made Princess Cake. Nice enough, but it is a lot of work (and sooo many dishes 😓). Jam is stronger than you expect, so best to go scant. Ended up overcooking the sponge cake, so extra milk soak or cream helps combat that 100
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I'm a sucker for gochujang on anything, but I think turkey goes with it especially well, for things like sandwiches 020
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Confession: every time someone mentions "Chinese Electric Vehicles" I think of Hei from Darker than Black, aka "Chinese Electric Batman" 030
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026So, I was watching this video on Youtube, and it was auto-dubbed. So I switch to the original "Spanish" audio track w/ subtitles, and I hear...English? So YT thought the English track was in Spanish, and auto-dubbed it in English...with the same words just awful TTS www.youtube.com/watch?v=viA-...youtube.comNeat AI Does Conways AI Life - Allowing a neural network evolve its own patternsYouTube video by Neat AI 110
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 15/02/2026sorry, I'm the guy who goes around flipping the switch in people's heads that makes them respond in bad faith to all your posts. my bad, honestly 000
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Have been thinking about mazes as game design. Not a designer, but hopefully I got enough background not to embarrass myself benjins.com/blog/maze_ga...benjins.comWhy are Mazes Considered Bad Game Design?And what even is a maze? 000
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I was today years old when I found out that apparently "homomorphism" and "homeomorphism" are separate things in math 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026the Hypergame Paradox is just Russell's Paradox for Gamers™ 010
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I love the Numberphile videos where it's like "I spent 11 years proving Bupkis vectors are always non-zero, and only 7 people in the world have read the paper beyond the abstract. Now I have 20 minutes to explain my research to 100 thousand people with a high-school maths education" 020
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Turns out, kataifi is actually pretty nice on ice cream shred it, toast it in some ghee/powdered sugar, and sprinkle it over ice cream for some textural variety 120
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Library-borrowed books having a fixed duration is actually a good thing: if I bought the book, it'd probably just sit on my shelf for years. But now I have to actually read it in the time limit. Deadline-driven productivity 110
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026If I could make one lasting change to language it would be this: if your program runs out of stack frames, that's not a stack overflow, it's a stack exhaustion. Stack overflow would mean a buffer overflow on the stack I always do a double take, since one is mostly innocuous and one is a security bug 110
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 31/12/2025you can get more with a kind word and a gun, than a gun alone 040
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Wrote up a blog post around a #math #puzzle I thought of recently involving graph theory, and a bunch of prisoners forced to do math benjins.com/blog/graph_p...benjins.comA Prisoner Puzzle with GraphsCan you collectively build up a graph, and then identify the vertex you added? 030
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Was idly thinking about graph theory (as one does), and read about Self-Avoiding Random Walks: that is, given a starting point, randomly move to one of your neighbors that you haven't been to yet. If there are none, it's over 110
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Random coding project: combining Tracery (a grammar-based PCG tool) and Strudel (a live-coding music language) to make randomly-generated music Someone who is good at music tell me if it's bad or very bad, I can't tell benjins.com/experiments/...benjins.comTracery Strudel GeneratorProcedurally-generated music via Tracery and Strudel 040
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 01/12/2025TIL: bash (and maybe other shells) keep a cache of the absolute path your command resolves to (so it doesn't need to scan PATH each time) 140
Benji Smith @benjins.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I've been toying a combinatorics problem involving colorings. I usually reach for Z3 for these things, so I tried it. Checked an 8x8 grid in just under 2 hours Looked around at how to speed it up. One suggestion: re-write it as a pure SAT problem and through it at a purely-SAT solver (CaDiCaL). 120