Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen. 603252317
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Excuse me @gailsimone.bsky.social if I was traveling to Canada, would I be allowed to bring this on the plane? 040
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12068201640
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialChocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Friendly reminder 11268067662
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I don’t know if you remember this from twitter, but it looks like it could happen, not in a movie, but in a comic next year!! Keeping my fingers crossed 000
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialOne Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸 5282231564
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialLauren Windsor @laurenwindsor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Idk but "Low T" sounds like an incredibly apt nickname for Donald J. Trump 714512
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialNPR @npr.org · 21/06/2026These simple movements combine speed and strength to train your body's ability to rapidly generate force. They can also help prevent injury and boost agility. n.pr/4vZmdAun.prWant to improve your agility? Try these 'explosive power' exercisesThese simple movements combine speed and strength to train your body's ability to rapidly generate force. They can also help prevent injury and boost agility. 525139
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hello @gailsimone.bsky.social I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma. I won’t start reading something until I have the complete run. In the past month I finally got all of these. Which one do I read first? 410
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending 190153352079
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialShimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 22/05/2026Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem 51837425
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This is only the beginning. He has no plans to leave office or allow free elections. Nor are his plans hidden—they're all unfolding in plain sight. The Insurrection never ended and the Christofascists won't stop until our democracy is gone. Choose who you'll be in this moment. 33473732425
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Alex Haley grew up in Tennessee. He traced his family tree back to his original enslaved, African ancestor, then wrote 'Roots'. He received a Pulitzer Prize for it. Knoxville just banned it 'cause it might make white kids sad. 22654611830
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/05/2026These deaths are on him as well as the parents he has misled. 59093443504
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialHeather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Imagine mansplaining "matters of theology" to the MOTHERFUCKING POPE 4549
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Going to get some great images from NASA in the coming days. Here’s a couple of post-splashdown snaps of actual heroes. 482857518
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/04/2026just gonna leave this here. for no reason. 231021186
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 09/04/2026@stephsmash.bsky.social Just read this, so good!! Can’t wait to see what’s coming up. 000
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialCongresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 07/04/2026We are watching a dangerous and unfit President drag this country toward catastrophe — and Republicans refuse to act. Invoke the 25th Amendment. Do your fucking job. 17143991104
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory 02990603
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialThomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Just going to leave this here. 1881751855
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialâpihtawikosisân @apihtawikosisan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"Stop overreacting, they're never going to do that." 162109829
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Well done. #NoKings 387376606937
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026He truly is... EARTH-SHATTERINGLY stupid His difficulty with percentages, which Americans learn in elementary school, continues Penn, come get your boy 1552055482
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/03/2026that’s how you know they’re scared. fuck em up @katmabu.bsky.social 755082
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 08/03/2026There’s a lot of people who owe @gailsimone.bsky.social an apology 1215513
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 26/01/2026sticks and stones may break my bones but names will make me shoot you 53907192
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialDanSlott @danslott.bsky.social · 24/01/2026"Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the incident." -NY Times Really? There's a faster, easier, and more honest way to say that, @nytimes.com. Try again. 09617
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black 266125991123
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I might love @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social more than life itself. 725521
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i’m not gong to link to the video of that ice thug murdering a woman in cold blood but i cannot emphasize enough what a fucking lie the “official” story is. she wasn’t trying to run anyone over, she was trying to LEAVE and they were trying to drag her outta the car. any other take is bullshit. 15609108
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 03/01/2026you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks” whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to” don’t give them cover on it 4457731483
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Donald the Dove. 🙏🕊️☮️ 213513
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026We have to impeach him. 631192882995
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026 613954867
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this. 451279658137
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/12/2025we’ll all be accused of being cold and heartless and i will read those critiques between sips of very good champagne 4973451
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/12/2025me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight 544189552047
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialHope ☄️ (NO DMS!) 🇨🇦🇬🇷 “Know Thyself.” @xtrahope1515.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Ditto! 212522
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/11/2025The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet. Run on *that* 470199675309
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialHeather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably 4677061273
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/11/2025What he said: 💯 🎯 10284916213474
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume 307124152703
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 24/10/2025@coffincomics.bsky.social Look what came in the mail today! Can’t wait to read these! Now I just have to wait for the HellWitch bundle I ordered to come in. Thanks for the swag! 010
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 21/10/2025Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom. 27362171818
jcord1012.bsky.social @jcord1012.bsky.social · 19/10/2025@305miami6924.bsky.social the Browns are playing the Dolphins today and, since I live in Cleveland, I am rooting for Miami today, just like last time. You know why 010
Reposted by @jcord1012.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025🎶Thicker than A deep dish pie Joints are sore Blood pressure high Pudding, flan And crème brûlée None are safe From the Green Beignets🎶 3313317583
![[satirical statement from george costanza]
Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tm3djotsgwdkml5jn5rpubhd/bafkreiac2upuowdrsqmmk5jyrqgdc4wyy4webck5vjreo6fapbrsxxuc2u)
