Reposted by JayBeeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge. 3044735726
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We’d LOVE to have a go-to babysitter, but are in that weird Older Parent space where we just don’t know many people who would. Add in the weird feeling of “burdening” someone w/watching our 3.5y/o, & not wanting to cross lines by asking one of her teachers for paid after-hours care, and here we are 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So, is it tomorrow that we find out Mitch McConnell is dead? Or is it Wednesday? Somebody remind me, please 010
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When all the worst people you know are given a group project, but that group project is running & representing our country 000
Reposted by JayBeeCathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us · 16/07/2026I am so very, very fucking angry. 192
Reposted by JayBeeJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671491354
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I finally biked to/from work for the first time this year and damn how I’ve missed that feeling 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I will let my passport expire before I risk getting one of these. Surely some country would grant me asylum if I needed it 000
Reposted by JayBeeI Love Arlington VA @ilovearlingtonv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Please don't park your car in the bike lane #Rosslyn #ArlingtonVA 2172
Reposted by JayBee"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'm sure somewhere there are conservative folks wringing their hands about the breach in civility here, but this is so very obviously a *response* to Trump's refusal to do 'Presidenting' for all of America and instead be a divisive, corrupt little tyrant. 72217
Reposted by JayBee"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026And look, if this was a different GOP president - hypothetical president Romney or something - I might think that the massive stadium boos are in bad taste. But Trump has made it *abundantly* clear, repeatedly, that he thinks he does not represent all America, only his supporters. So there you go. 433720
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Tuning into bsky tonight just for the coverage of trump getting booed at MSG 030
Reposted by JayBeeWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If in 2026 ‘Realtiy TV guy will Fix The Swamp’ resonates with you, you should just fucking check out with politics. Civic participation is beyond your capabilities. 41116
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Guess who’s having an allergic reaction to a medication on this, the one day of leave she’s taken since January. Best part: it’s one of two medications - not sure yet which one. Good times 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Burchett looks like a minor character from The Righteous Gemstones who was allowed to stay in frame for one scene but stripped of his line 000
Reposted by JayBeeSpookyOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026A good way to frame anything a politician says is, if it were distilled down to the most straightforward presentation, would you throw them off you property? It's amazing how often that answer regarding this administration is yes. 041
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026And sometimes they’ll see a woman doing something completely normal and assume she’s naive and doing something risky. Like the guy who sold me a car and then - after the sale was complete - lectured me about the risks of a woman engaging in interstate commerce with a man she didn’t know. Unreal. 1395
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Do you have a few minutes to discuss the glory that is women’s flat track roller derby? 000
Reposted by JayBeeMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/04/2026"Effective immediately, Fisher-Price will exit the 'child development toy' vertical and re-emerge as Mattel·igence AI Defense Systems, a fully integrated autonomous weapons manufacturer focused on AI-enabled lethality solutions for the modern battlefield. Our stock is up 4000%."buff.lyFisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing“We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T... 328371
Reposted by JayBeeshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/03/2026trump has numbed me to a lot of things but the lack of fucking respect will never stop galling me 571624226
Reposted by JayBeethinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026For the longest time I thought that, if anything, the army spent too much training time on values, because who doesn't inherently understand things like honor, respect, integrity etc. Guys like this are a minority of vets but its clear that some people never understood our professed values at all 917731
Reposted by JayBeePuck the Puddle Pilot @puckthepilot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Our commander in chief folks, making decisions in your name. Clearly feeling the weight of those decisions. "Article 88 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) prohibits commissioned officers from using contemptuous words against the President" 1142
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/02/2026If we can count on anything, it’s that somebody in the know will probably leak the real reason by lunchtime 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/02/2026“the pizza would still be far more likely to give you kuru, hepatitis, or a felony than any kind of ketamine buzz” 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026You gotta keep your shit together with your feet on the ground There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I need the distraction, so here we go Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Etymology Ancient Greek & Roman Technology Animal Behavior Immunology Fencing And I loved every friggin one of them 001
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Moved a 6ft ladder that I forgot still had a screwdriver on top. Screwdriver fell and landed on the bridge of my nose, business-end first, resulting in a cut and a bruise that my toddler poked for a few days to see if I still needed a bandage for my boo-boo 000
Reposted by JayBeepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/01/2026If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off 4671971288
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Ankle surgery now in January so I can have two weight-bearing limbs to play Rugrat Hostess *and* travel cross-country with the 3 year-old over Christmas 010
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I did not recognize those as crescent rolls until someone else mentioned them; I thought they were Dino nuggets 010
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Planning to host a birthday party for a 3 year-old just 10 days after having ankle surgery. Am I insane? 000