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@jbry.bsky.social
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No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We’d LOVE to have a go-to babysitter, but are in that weird Older Parent space where we just don’t know many people who would. Add in the weird feeling of “burdening” someone w/watching our 3.5y/o, & not wanting to cross lines by asking one of her teachers for paid after-hours care, and here we are
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So, is it tomorrow that we find out Mitch McConnell is dead? Or is it Wednesday? Somebody remind me, please
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When all the worst people you know are given a group project, but that group project is running & representing our country
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smells like Iraq outside
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Cathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us · 16/07/2026
I am so very, very fucking angry.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I finally biked to/from work for the first time this year and damn how I’ve missed that feeling
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can’t wait to visit Farragut Bottm and McPherson Sis
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I will let my passport expire before I risk getting one of these. Surely some country would grant me asylum if I needed it
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*slow clap*
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I Love Arlington VA @ilovearlingtonv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Please don't park your car in the bike lane #Rosslyn #ArlingtonVA
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm sure somewhere there are conservative folks wringing their hands about the breach in civility here, but this is so very obviously a *response* to Trump's refusal to do 'Presidenting' for all of America and instead be a divisive, corrupt little tyrant.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
And look, if this was a different GOP president - hypothetical president Romney or something - I might think that the massive stadium boos are in bad taste. But Trump has made it *abundantly* clear, repeatedly, that he thinks he does not represent all America, only his supporters. So there you go.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tuning into bsky tonight just for the coverage of trump getting booed at MSG
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Picture of a white cat with its mouth wide open and ears peeled back. Text accompanying the picture reads [high pitched screaming]
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If in 2026 ‘Realtiy TV guy will Fix The Swamp’ resonates with you, you should just fucking check out with politics. Civic participation is beyond your capabilities.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Guess who’s having an allergic reaction to a medication on this, the one day of leave she’s taken since January. Best part: it’s one of two medications - not sure yet which one. Good times
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Burchett looks like a minor character from The Righteous Gemstones who was allowed to stay in frame for one scene but stripped of his line
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Milli Vanilli? A little on the nose, don’tcha think
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
2+ hours of my running playlist belong to Girl Talk
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SpookyOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A good way to frame anything a politician says is, if it were distilled down to the most straightforward presentation, would you throw them off you property? It's amazing how often that answer regarding this administration is yes.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And sometimes they’ll see a woman doing something completely normal and assume she’s naive and doing something risky. Like the guy who sold me a car and then - after the sale was complete - lectured me about the risks of a woman engaging in interstate commerce with a man she didn’t know. Unreal.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Do you have a few minutes to discuss the glory that is women’s flat track roller derby?
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Elon Musk holding a sword and attempting to look both serious and fierce while standing in front of a faded American flag affixed to a brick wall. A cow skull hangs above the flag, silently judging this absolute douche
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me when I finally start swimming again
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/04/2026
"Effective immediately, Fisher-Price will exit the 'child development toy' vertical and re-emerge as Mattel·igence AI Defense Systems, a fully integrated autonomous weapons manufacturer focused on AI-enabled lethality solutions for the modern battlefield. Our stock is up 4000%."
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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing
“We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Who’s up for some good old-fashioned smiting
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“Not service connected”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
trump has numbed me to a lot of things but the lack of fucking respect will never stop galling me
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For the longest time I thought that, if anything, the army spent too much training time on values, because who doesn't inherently understand things like honor, respect, integrity etc. Guys like this are a minority of vets but its clear that some people never understood our professed values at all
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is so unbelievably disgraceful on so many levels
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The pilot was seen painting 🫠🫠🫠 on the jet afterward
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Puck the Puddle Pilot @puckthepilot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Our commander in chief folks, making decisions in your name. Clearly feeling the weight of those decisions. "Article 88 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) prohibits commissioned officers from using contemptuous words against the President"
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If we can count on anything, it’s that somebody in the know will probably leak the real reason by lunchtime
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“the pizza would still be far more likely to give you kuru, hepatitis, or a felony than any kind of ketamine buzz”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You gotta keep your shit together with your feet on the ground There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I need the distraction, so here we go Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Etymology Ancient Greek & Roman Technology Animal Behavior Immunology Fencing And I loved every friggin one of them
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Wtf did I just read
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Yup, we are still living in the absolute dumbest timeline
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@thedailyshow.com still got it
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Moved a 6ft ladder that I forgot still had a screwdriver on top. Screwdriver fell and landed on the bridge of my nose, business-end first, resulting in a cut and a bruise that my toddler poked for a few days to see if I still needed a bandage for my boo-boo
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh, so *now* remote work is ok
Washington Post headline: “trump says US will ‘run’ Venezuela during transition and free U.S. raid captured Maduro”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
WTAF
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Th Far Side cartoon with a pack of ventures around a kill. One vulture is wearing a man’s shirt and giant hat, saying “Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ankle surgery now in January so I can have two weight-bearing limbs to play Rugrat Hostess *and* travel cross-country with the 3 year-old over Christmas
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I did not recognize those as crescent rolls until someone else mentioned them; I thought they were Dino nuggets
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Planning to host a birthday party for a 3 year-old just 10 days after having ankle surgery. Am I insane?
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