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JayBee

@jbry.bsky.social
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No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.

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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A sweet brown dog of mixed shepherd descent on the left, and an impish orange and white tabby cat in a Christmas tree on the right
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Picture of a white cat with its mouth wide open and ears peeled back. Text accompanying the picture reads [high pitched screaming]
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Elon Musk holding a sword and attempting to look both serious and fierce while standing in front of a faded American flag affixed to a brick wall. A cow skull hangs above the flag, silently judging this absolute douche
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh, so *now* remote work is ok
Washington Post headline: “trump says US will ‘run’ Venezuela during transition and free U.S. raid captured Maduro”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Th Far Side cartoon with a pack of ventures around a kill. One vulture is wearing a man’s shirt and giant hat, saying “Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Two-frame meme from The Good Place showing Chidi replying “okay, but that’s worse” to Eleanor in the first frame, then “you do get how that’s worse, right?” in the second frame
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’ve been keeping it to myself b/c of the sensitivity of the mission, but now that its existence is known, it’s time to say: I’m very proud to command the Joint Transgender Butthole Lazer Battalion. We hate more than just Italians and Libs of TikTok, and are committed to using our powers for evil 🏳️‍⚧️
A screenshot of an absolutely unhinged post on X from that moron Christopher Rufo, in which he claims “There is a battalion of male-to-female transgenders within the American intelligence apparatus. They hate Italians and LibsofTikTok. They fantasize about pseudo-vaginas and butthole blazers. They are in charge of the most sophisticate spying machine in human history.” May he walk into an open manhole and never return.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yeah, I’m using portrait mode to take photos of the no-yeast bread I just made - so what
A loaf of freshly-baked bread on a stovetop. The bread rose almost twice as high as the loaf pan is tall
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Solidarity from the house where water came through a can light two days before Thanksgiving
Photo of a ceiling with a long, L-shaped section of drywall missing thanks to a minor upstairs plumbing emergency
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Lmao - they fixed it
Follow up to a previous skeet clowning on The Washington Post. This screen shot shows the same gift suggestion of a ridiculously expensive dog bed, but now states that it’s for “The pet owner with a penchant for interior design,” rather than a “pension” for interior design
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I see the copy editors for @washingtonpost.com have started their vacations already. Although I suppose a person who finds $280 a reasonable price for a dog bed *would* require a separate pension for interior design…
Item from a Washington Post gift guide, describing a BarneyCurl pet bed as being for “The pet owner with a pension for interior design.” The writer probably meant “penchant” rather than “pension.”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This guy really is a 12 year-old in a doughy billionaire’s body
Screen shot of a news article discussing the president-elect’s intent to create a “Department of Government Efficiency…to provide recommendations to slash regulations, cut staff and overhaul federal operations,” headed by Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk. A highlighted quote from the article notes that “Musk has adopted the nickname “DOGE” for the commission, a reference to a meme-based cryptocurrency he also touted.”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
JFC - and line 303 above that: “The Hart-Celler Act of 1965…has led to the largest demographic disruption in U.S. history and as such must be repealed.” DEMOGRAPHIC. DISRUPTION. I can’t with these people.
Text describing the demographic makeup of the country prior to enactment of Hart-Celler, in which “the U.S. was 85% White, with Black people (most of whom were descendants of slaves) making up 11%, while Latinos made up less than 4%.”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
(But good on ya - that’s a huge effort)
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Me and the regular group who like my posts
Nathan Fielder meme “Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
DIY vomit induction didn’t work, so I’m at doggy urgent care with Miss GrapeEater. Heard some cheering from the back, and the vet just brought me a pile of regurgitated grapes, so we’re good to go. Look at this sweet dummy
My dumb, sweet, grape-snarfing doggo
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
LET’S FUCKING RUN
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
The product question/answer section on the Home Depot app is social media for old people
How do you get cold and hot water out of this faucet?Ray doesn’t have time for your big-city flow rate restrictions
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
mf got saved and now thinks he’s google
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Dork-ass loser
Man with the world’s softest hands and ego tries to look and sound tough
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Quote post this with a really foolish injury. Couldn’t get the lid off a jar of coconut oil, so I attacked it w/a bottle opener. Reached in w/a spoon & cut the hell out of a knuckle. Cut got so infected that I had to go to ER in the middle of the night to get it cleaned out & glued back together
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Ohhhh - ok. Nvm 🤢
A pungent, oily liquid drips from the popcorn bag after microwaving it
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
YOLO
Skinnygirl popcorn best by October 2017. It’s now October 2023
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Beetlejuice vibes
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