Reposted by JayBeeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge. 3044735726
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Just avoid both drugs and any drugs related to them and you should be fine” MA’AM AND SIR - WHAT IF I NEED ONE OF THEM IN THE FUTURE? Shouldn’t I know *before then* which one (and its brethren) I can’t take?? Anyway, seeing a different allergist in a few weeks 010
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026~2mo ago I discovered I’m allergic to a drug; narrowed it down to 2 candidates. Both the referring MD and the allergist I saw asked why I wanted testing to figure out which drug I’m allergic to. Allergist refused to do an oral med challenge because it’s “too dangerous” based on my initial reaction 🙃 100
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We’d LOVE to have a go-to babysitter, but are in that weird Older Parent space where we just don’t know many people who would. Add in the weird feeling of “burdening” someone w/watching our 3.5y/o, & not wanting to cross lines by asking one of her teachers for paid after-hours care, and here we are 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So, is it tomorrow that we find out Mitch McConnell is dead? Or is it Wednesday? Somebody remind me, please 010
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When all the worst people you know are given a group project, but that group project is running & representing our country 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Yeah, used Tacomas are hard to nab at a fair price. About 3 years ago we bought from a shitty offshoot of a major NoVA dealer a 2013 (manual) w/170k miles on it & some deep scratches in the paint. Got down to $20k cash out the door & felt it was worth it. Maybe we’re suckers, but we love that thing 010
Reposted by JayBeeCathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us · 16/07/2026I am so very, very fucking angry. 192
Reposted by JayBeeJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671491354
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I finally biked to/from work for the first time this year and damn how I’ve missed that feeling 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I will let my passport expire before I risk getting one of these. Surely some country would grant me asylum if I needed it 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The parties are for the people, and the people are telling the Democratic Party what we want. Why aren’t you listening? Scolding and attempting to gatekeep resources is a loser position. Fight FOR people instead of fighting YOUR people 010
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Tattoos by Tuesday is one of our league sponsors lol Teammates have also recommended to each other Milani in Sterling (milanihoney on IG), Phil Watkins in Fairfax (righthandman on IG), and a gal named Anya (tattoosbyanya on IG) 020
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’ve got a whole roller derby league that could probably help you out 070
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Do it!! I found out earlier this year that my dad did some off-the-books repo work for a short spell (while he was still on active duty!) and I am *fascinated*. And I don’t care how staged it was, but Airplane Repo was great escapist tv. I’d read the hell out of a repo memoir 010
Reposted by JayBeeI Love Arlington VA @ilovearlingtonv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Please don't park your car in the bike lane #Rosslyn #ArlingtonVA 2172
Reposted by JayBee"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'm sure somewhere there are conservative folks wringing their hands about the breach in civility here, but this is so very obviously a *response* to Trump's refusal to do 'Presidenting' for all of America and instead be a divisive, corrupt little tyrant. 72217
Reposted by JayBee"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026And look, if this was a different GOP president - hypothetical president Romney or something - I might think that the massive stadium boos are in bad taste. But Trump has made it *abundantly* clear, repeatedly, that he thinks he does not represent all America, only his supporters. So there you go. 433720
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Tuning into bsky tonight just for the coverage of trump getting booed at MSG 030
Reposted by JayBeeWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If in 2026 ‘Realtiy TV guy will Fix The Swamp’ resonates with you, you should just fucking check out with politics. Civic participation is beyond your capabilities. 41116
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Guess who’s having an allergic reaction to a medication on this, the one day of leave she’s taken since January. Best part: it’s one of two medications - not sure yet which one. Good times 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026static.klipy.comFinish HimAlt: A gif of “Finish Him!!” from the video game Mortal Kombat. A dark-haired character is using his feet to speed bag a blonde-haired character’s face 020
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Burchett looks like a minor character from The Righteous Gemstones who was allowed to stay in frame for one scene but stripped of his line 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026In the year of our lord 2026, websites that are not optimized for mobile devices Endless requests for feedback via web survey Planned obsolescence “Thanks for buying this digital download! Buuuuuut we don’t feel like maintaining your access to it anymore, so we’re deleting it from your library” 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Once burned both All Day and Feed The Animals to cd (after pirating them, naturally) so I could bring them into the SAP-F gym for workouts. The IMO who had to scan them was…confused 000
Reposted by JayBeeSpookyOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026A good way to frame anything a politician says is, if it were distilled down to the most straightforward presentation, would you throw them off you property? It's amazing how often that answer regarding this administration is yes. 041
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026lol - oh god no. Self-awareness seldom (if ever) visits those types 020
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026And sometimes they’ll see a woman doing something completely normal and assume she’s naive and doing something risky. Like the guy who sold me a car and then - after the sale was complete - lectured me about the risks of a woman engaging in interstate commerce with a man she didn’t know. Unreal. 1395
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Do you have a few minutes to discuss the glory that is women’s flat track roller derby? 000
JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Strip these “while you were attending parties I studied the blade” nerds of their wealth and bully them into exile 010
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