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No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CONSTANTLY
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A sweet brown dog of mixed shepherd descent on the left, and an impish orange and white tabby cat in a Christmas tree on the right
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Just avoid both drugs and any drugs related to them and you should be fine” MA’AM AND SIR - WHAT IF I NEED ONE OF THEM IN THE FUTURE? Shouldn’t I know *before then* which one (and its brethren) I can’t take?? Anyway, seeing a different allergist in a few weeks
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
~2mo ago I discovered I’m allergic to a drug; narrowed it down to 2 candidates. Both the referring MD and the allergist I saw asked why I wanted testing to figure out which drug I’m allergic to. Allergist refused to do an oral med challenge because it’s “too dangerous” based on my initial reaction 🙃
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We’d LOVE to have a go-to babysitter, but are in that weird Older Parent space where we just don’t know many people who would. Add in the weird feeling of “burdening” someone w/watching our 3.5y/o, & not wanting to cross lines by asking one of her teachers for paid after-hours care, and here we are
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So, is it tomorrow that we find out Mitch McConnell is dead? Or is it Wednesday? Somebody remind me, please
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When all the worst people you know are given a group project, but that group project is running & representing our country
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah, used Tacomas are hard to nab at a fair price. About 3 years ago we bought from a shitty offshoot of a major NoVA dealer a 2013 (manual) w/170k miles on it & some deep scratches in the paint. Got down to $20k cash out the door & felt it was worth it. Maybe we’re suckers, but we love that thing
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smells like Iraq outside
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Cathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us · 16/07/2026
I am so very, very fucking angry.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I finally biked to/from work for the first time this year and damn how I’ve missed that feeling
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can’t wait to visit Farragut Bottm and McPherson Sis
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I will let my passport expire before I risk getting one of these. Surely some country would grant me asylum if I needed it
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The parties are for the people, and the people are telling the Democratic Party what we want. Why aren’t you listening? Scolding and attempting to gatekeep resources is a loser position. Fight FOR people instead of fighting YOUR people
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tattoos by Tuesday is one of our league sponsors lol Teammates have also recommended to each other Milani in Sterling (milanihoney on IG), Phil Watkins in Fairfax (righthandman on IG), and a gal named Anya (tattoosbyanya on IG)
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve got a whole roller derby league that could probably help you out
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Do it!! I found out earlier this year that my dad did some off-the-books repo work for a short spell (while he was still on active duty!) and I am *fascinated*. And I don’t care how staged it was, but Airplane Repo was great escapist tv. I’d read the hell out of a repo memoir
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*slow clap*
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fuck you, Susan Collins
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I Love Arlington VA @ilovearlingtonv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Please don't park your car in the bike lane #Rosslyn #ArlingtonVA
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, you’re already in Indiana so…
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Orange County
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm sure somewhere there are conservative folks wringing their hands about the breach in civility here, but this is so very obviously a *response* to Trump's refusal to do 'Presidenting' for all of America and instead be a divisive, corrupt little tyrant.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
And look, if this was a different GOP president - hypothetical president Romney or something - I might think that the massive stadium boos are in bad taste. But Trump has made it *abundantly* clear, repeatedly, that he thinks he does not represent all America, only his supporters. So there you go.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tuning into bsky tonight just for the coverage of trump getting booed at MSG
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Picture of a white cat with its mouth wide open and ears peeled back. Text accompanying the picture reads [high pitched screaming]
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If in 2026 ‘Realtiy TV guy will Fix The Swamp’ resonates with you, you should just fucking check out with politics. Civic participation is beyond your capabilities.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Guess who’s having an allergic reaction to a medication on this, the one day of leave she’s taken since January. Best part: it’s one of two medications - not sure yet which one. Good times
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Finish Him
Alt: A gif of “Finish Him!!” from the video game Mortal Kombat. A dark-haired character is using his feet to speed bag a blonde-haired character’s face
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Therapy. Stat.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Burchett looks like a minor character from The Righteous Gemstones who was allowed to stay in frame for one scene but stripped of his line
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Milli Vanilli? A little on the nose, don’tcha think
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
In the year of our lord 2026, websites that are not optimized for mobile devices Endless requests for feedback via web survey Planned obsolescence “Thanks for buying this digital download! Buuuuuut we don’t feel like maintaining your access to it anymore, so we’re deleting it from your library”
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Once burned both All Day and Feed The Animals to cd (after pirating them, naturally) so I could bring them into the SAP-F gym for workouts. The IMO who had to scan them was…confused
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
2+ hours of my running playlist belong to Girl Talk
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Guess the pilots hit their new flight hour limits
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SpookyOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A good way to frame anything a politician says is, if it were distilled down to the most straightforward presentation, would you throw them off you property? It's amazing how often that answer regarding this administration is yes.
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol - oh god no. Self-awareness seldom (if ever) visits those types
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And sometimes they’ll see a woman doing something completely normal and assume she’s naive and doing something risky. Like the guy who sold me a car and then - after the sale was complete - lectured me about the risks of a woman engaging in interstate commerce with a man she didn’t know. Unreal.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Do you have a few minutes to discuss the glory that is women’s flat track roller derby?
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Strip these “while you were attending parties I studied the blade” nerds of their wealth and bully them into exile
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Elon Musk holding a sword and attempting to look both serious and fierce while standing in front of a faded American flag affixed to a brick wall. A cow skull hangs above the flag, silently judging this absolute douche
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me when I finally start swimming again
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/04/2026
"Effective immediately, Fisher-Price will exit the 'child development toy' vertical and re-emerge as Mattel·igence AI Defense Systems, a fully integrated autonomous weapons manufacturer focused on AI-enabled lethality solutions for the modern battlefield. Our stock is up 4000%."
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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing
“We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Whyte not ask him
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Who’s up for some good old-fashioned smiting
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JayBee @jbry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“Not service connected”
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