The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Supposedly PAYGO stands for Pay As You Go but what does the O stand for? 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In highschool I read a pirated eBook of Neuromancer on my PDA (I was very cool) and because of the kerning on the font, I was never sure if the youth gang was called the Panther Moderns or Panther Modems. 020
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Need to sit the kids down and make them watch $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) so that they learn the lessons society doesn't want to teach anymore. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It's weird that there's not an anti-woke soda that comes in real American half gallons instead of two socialist liters. Feels like that's something those guys would get worked up about. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My 6 year old: Dad said "peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man", but if a man put them there they didn't come from the can. 110
Reposted by The Jazzy RascalCorrelated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 29/07/2026Google apparently: We have Folding at Home 1714
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Making and tending a fire for your kids to roast marshmallows is a top tier dad activity. Strong recommended. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I know PVI doesn't say what you think it says by a factor of 2 but I can never remember if you multiply it by 2 or divide it by 2 to get the number that makes sense. 010
Reposted by The Jazzy RascalAri Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Leo is being the See he wants to change in the world. ... I'll get my coat. 431356
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026John Roberts? More like Humphrey's Arvel Crynyd, with his suicide run to take down Humphrey's Executor. 110
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If you see a mean of production today, be sure to seize it. 000
Reposted by The Jazzy Rascalhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"It's a rom-com version of 'The Purge,' Liz, where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year." 71158187
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Computer programmer but like for 20 hours a week. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I have so much else I need to do, so many other things I could be doing, but I think I'm gonna rewatch all 6 seasons of The Americans instead. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 16/04/20262FA is cool and good but I don't love how I'll work it up to get statrted doing real work and get immediately prompted to pick up my distraction machine. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026When I say my favorite dinosaur is T. Rex it's not because I'm basic. My favorite dinosaur is specifically T. Rex from Dinosaur Comics. 000
Reposted by The Jazzy RascalZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 13/04/2026'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true. 303000370
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Wanna write some Kirby fan fiction about a young King Dedede going on childhood adventures around Dream Land with his sisters Bea and Cici. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Frankly I don't know what you have a phone for if you don't have a shortcut to frinkiac on your home screen. 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026You know what's cool? Light bulbs that burn out so infrequently that you don't remember what it is you're supposed to do with the dead ones when you change them out. Households used to have a constant churn of the things and now we just don't. 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Starting to think there may have actually been a moon launch today and people aren't just doing a goof em up. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Now that they seem to have become pretty close friends, I should try to stop saying "yanny" in a robotic voice every time my child mentions her classmate Laurel. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My dad once explained to me that the microwave makes things hot fast and the oven makes things hot slow, so things that come out of the microwave cool off faster than things that come out of the oven, and this was a very important lesson for me in things dads explain. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Greg would be a good name for an alien if it wasn't already a name for a dude. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 22/03/202614 years ago today Liz Lemon told us that it would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Bought a car today. The dealership was playing 2000s era hits aimed at 40 year old Volkswagen buyers and I had the uncomfortable realization that Avril Lavigne has oldies. 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I will never forget and I will NEVER forgive. 0102
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Coolio was so good at what he did that I have uncritically accepted for decades that "Abbot and Costello" rhymes with "Penn and Teller". 000
Reposted by The Jazzy RascalDune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it. 072
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026So this gas station isn't open yet, and I guess they decided they would just turn the sign on with a ridiculous price so that nobody would try to stop for gas. I'm not sure this strategy is going to work much longer. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Has anyone ever been better at editing than the person who cut the Cheers theme down to 60 seconds? The full length version sure is... something. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026In Asimov's The Last Question, who exactly was providing the budget for Multivac to spend centuries probing the vector space to find the token sequence to attain godhood? 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026If they steal an hour from is every spring they should have to pay it back with interest in the fall. 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026When a horse has troubles with its bite the horse dentist always brings a folding chair for outdoor use to sit on during treatment. It is her champing care camping chair. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If I had to pick a moment when I realized the internet wasn't fun anymore it'd probably be when I deleted my google news alert for "Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster". 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Scott and Scott, talkin' U2? To me? In 2026? 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Jellybean flavor idea: Handful of Jellybeans so you can get the experience at a lower calorie count. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Happy 2/23 to all my Memphis Kansas Breeze heads out there.m.youtube.comMemphis Kansas Breeze - Music VideoYouTube video by Sebastian Moran 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I wish I had known when buying a laptop last year that it would be the last computer I ever bought. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Elendil: Gil-Galad, the forces of Sauron rise in the east. Even now, the host of Mordor besiege Osgiliath. Gil-Galad: Very well, my armies shall join the cause of the free peoples. Elendil: In the name of Eru Ilúvatar, we are bound in the Last Alliance of Elves and Men. Gil-Galad: Hold on, the what? 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I thought it was a little silly that Nintendo held Mario's Tennis back from the launch lineup in the Virtual Boy collection to not compete with Mario Tennis Fever, then I saw the reviews of Mario Tennis Fever. 020
Reposted by The Jazzy Rascalpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/02/2026call that KC barbecue, cuz she’s got sauce and it ends burnt 53474
Reposted by The Jazzy Rascalmechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026No Kings includes Draft Kings 178258816020
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/02/2026There's no such thing as an empty tube of toothpaste, just tubes that you've given up on putting the effort into getting more toothpaste out of. Follow me on LinkedIn for more stupid and wrong posts that a dumb business guy would find insightful. 000
Reposted by The Jazzy Rascalmerritt @merrittk.com · 28/01/2026i'm so out of the loop i just heard about this game and i seriously cannot believe they made a game that is just Overwatch with horses plus Fortnite and called it HIGHGUARD. like you literally just looked up synonyms for Overwatch. it's the same number of letters!! 21539
