The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's been almost 6 years since I did this post. 0170
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trust is important in every industry, but theirs is one where it's the whole damn ballgame, and my trust has been violated to an extent where even if they go back, I can't. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I need to give them another hundo because of the very good joke that they slipped into this month's copy telling me my subscription was running out. 130
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don't have a ton of tweets screenshotted and bookmarked, but this one touched my very core. 070
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Finally got to play a game of Spirit Island with my custom island boards with legible thematic sides. It's definitely a game; it resolved to a victory condition. No one could argue otherwise. 120
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Doesn't look like a photograph of a physical object to me. 020
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026John Roberts? More like Humphrey's Arvel Crynyd, with his suicide run to take down Humphrey's Executor. 110
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I probably would have gone with this if I hadn't just read Radiant Star. What are we even looking at in the original? Beats me, but it's cool as hell. 110
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026What are these little fighter guys? Do they even have starfighters in the Radch? I don't know, but it's still a way better cover than the new one. 220
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Always happy when Eli Lilly is in the headlines and I remember The Last Good Tweet. 0190
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Also, I was fascinated with these little Eye of Horus bits. Howdeydodat? 030
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I hope this pissing fence is not electrified. 130
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Oh no, Ronald Reagan is president? Actually, could be a lot worse. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You don't have to literally turn the text over, you probably learn to read upside down when that's the system. It makes a certain kind of sense. You're writing, you hit the end of the line, and you start the next line where your hand already is, but now you go the other way. 040
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Just pin the project management triangle to the time corner, all the time, for everything. Nothing could possibly go wrong. 071
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026You know what they say, the difference between an American and a Brit is that the British think 240 thousand miles is a long way and Americans think 240 thousand years is a long time. 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Frakes is a fine actor, but this is a smile you can only get with a sufficiently large number of zeroes on the check. 120
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026People were killed by their bosses for asking for the time to live a life off the job. We must never take what they gave us for granted. 120
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 22/03/202614 years ago today Liz Lemon told us that it would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I will never forget and I will NEVER forgive. 0102
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Only if we're not counting George Washington as a founder, who had foreseen Donald Trump's Republican party by his farewell address. 142
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026So this gas station isn't open yet, and I guess they decided they would just turn the sign on with a ridiculous price so that nobody would try to stop for gas. I'm not sure this strategy is going to work much longer. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The idea of $7 gas was once so unimaginable that $6.639 was the end times price from I am Legend. 1373
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I spent $400 on the LEGO Enterprise because Riker comes with a trombone. 2260
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"Homer knows a thing" is always good for a laugh. 060
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Every Pokémon is someone's favorite. Mine's just three digletts taped together. 010
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I don't know about favorite, but this one has only increased in relevance. 1251
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I got pretty pumped by this poster. I thought it was a cool metaphor. Turns out it was 100% literal. 060
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I thought the future would be fun and exciting, like that movie - Spaceballs. Instead it's painful and disturbing, like post-reboot Futurama. 040
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Me confronting the fact that the craft I have dedicated my 20 year career to is the one job that the next word guessing plagiarism machine can do. 050
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers 110
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It said blissful, I said "That doesn't count, I didn't let it run all the way through" so I put my phone down and let it run for a while and tapped it without looking and got it again. That means it's fate. It's gotta. Please. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Georgia isn't perfect but moving sucks so bad and I will never do it again. 000
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Currently vacant because the basket company that built it was a pyramid scheme and they couldn't afford to keep it when the bottom fell out. Probably no ominous signs there, just buy it while it's cheap! 040
The Jazzy Rascal @jazzy-rascal.bsky.social · 12/11/2025When I saw this on the IMDB page for the original I didn't much care who they had cast to voice Mario. 000
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