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Correlated Noise

@correlatednoise.net
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Usually post about photography and whatever nerd shit I'm up to. Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley. Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist. He/Him

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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 29/09/2026
I have once again gotten all the CPE credits I need to renew my CISSP by popping shells on HTB as penance for having that fucking cert
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 29/09/2026
That series regulator/rectifier ratfucked off a seadoo is the same bolt pattern as the cheapo shunt R/R, but it’s a wee bit longer. Made an ugly bracket with random aluminum stock to rotate it and it clears the starter and carb fine. Need to paint it and grab a shorter bolt though
The aforementioned new to me regulator/rectifier almost free floating  between all the other engine components
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 29/09/2026
Well, I am not good enough to braze aluminum. Now to find another way to fab a bracket with random bullshit in the garage
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 27/09/2026
Got the head back on and valves set. Clutch is back in, which was a handful even with stopping to fab a tool to help, but it wooorks! And it’s super smooth! Now I just need to put the left side of the crank case back on and put the rest of the bike back together
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 26/09/2026
Got the cylinder head off, valves and seals are good. The sleeve and piston head look fine, so I think we’re all good besides.. cleaning the rest of the gross out. Currently flushing all the choccy milk out of the oil cooler
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 26/09/2026
Just saw a zombie velociraptor in someone’s yard and that’s gotta be the fuckin coolest Halloween decoration I’ve ever seen
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 26/09/2026
I’ve become rather proficient at working on the Himalayan and I don’t know if that’s a good thing lmao Good news is, so far, there’s no real damage from Tuesday’s blind corner oopsie into a flash flooded road. Still need to take the head off for peace of mind though
Look who’s back, it’s the Himalayan 411 but with the right side of the crank case half stripped and some disgusting watery brown oil underneath it
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 24/09/2026
AK Press sent a flyer showing off their new books and it has a foldout poster printed on the reverse side. I fucking love it
The aforementioned poster with pink, blue and green text that reads “ALL YOU FASCISTS BOUND TO LOSE”. The flyer attributes it to Pete Railand from Justseeds Artists’s Cooperative
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 23/09/2026
We are RTB, back in cincy in 2 hours
A motorcycle in the back of a van with the front wheel pulled off
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 22/09/2026
I am calling in several favors. Someones running me oil to see if just flushing the entire motor will work. Then a couple friends are trying to coordinate bringing just a giant van and we’ll strip the bike down to fit it inside
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 22/09/2026
Oh boy we have run into a bit of a snag
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 22/09/2026
Made it to the hollers, stopping for a snack. Passed through a cute town earlier that had Jeepers Creepers up on the marquee. It is absolutely Fall
Part of my shit ass bike loaded with bullshit on the side of the road with the Appalachians in the background
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 22/09/2026
There’s been a roll of kentmere chilling in the zero 6x9 for a fat minute so I’m gonna take that with me to see how caked up Mothman is. West Virginia, hooo!
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 21/09/2026
Since all my plans fell through for this mini vacation, I might as well do a solo day trip. I've got a goofy route plotted to the Mothman Museum which sounds fun to see. It's still raining so I think I'll do it tomorrow and I dunno, spend today in the darkroom?
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 20/09/2026
I think I'm gonna try the Kodak C41 kit since its liquid and has separated bleach and fix. I imagine it'd be easy to portion out just what I need and use the remaining liquid concentrate as a replenisher.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 20/09/2026
Damnit, the pearl river did that thing again where I cant release the film or advance it I mean, i just finished a pair of aerochrome rolls so its not the end of the world
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 20/09/2026
yeh
The Stiegl tent at Oktoberfest in Cincinnati  but backdropped with a fucking beautiful sunset and a bridge
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 19/09/2026
Its always great to shoot the shit about film cameras with random people
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 19/09/2026
Apparently it’s oktoberfest, I guess thats what ima do today. Doubled back for more film tho
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 19/09/2026
Eeyup, had a feeling my friend would bail on this road trip. Well now to figure out what I’m going to do since I already took Monday and Tuesday off
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matilda jay @wavesounds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
minolta repo-s/yellow filter/fuji acros ii/push 1/hydrofen #filmphotography #streetphotography #wwhfpd
people walking in small patch of light in darkness, with large church behind them. tree upper right, edge of bridge upper left
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 19/09/2026
Friend hit me up just now with a jungle track he's working on with someone, and first off it's super good, but then he's like "we're going to be like half music collective and half fashion. I'll let you know once we have some gear for sale" Hell yeah, go make bespoke techwear to go with your music
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 19/09/2026
So I’m sitting here getting a late dinner and having a drink at a wing place. I just hear this table of boomer dudes bitch about daylight savings before one randomly goes “you know who made a lot of good points? Charlie Kirk. And he never got mad at nobody” aaaaAAAAAAA
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 18/09/2026
After 5 years, my phone finally did too hard of a backflip onto the ground and spiderweb cracked the rear glass. I should really figure out where I put its case. Took it off a while ago because it kept overheating in the sun. Man, the battery is like the only thing I don't abuse on it, huh?
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 17/09/2026
Another cousin I haven't seen in ages is flying into the country today. Trying to coordinate meeting up before I leave town, but I refuse to capitulate to the European use of whatsapp, so I'm talking to her over email which feels.. odd nowadays?
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
404media.co
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 15/09/2026
I think I've got my three picked, but I still like how this one turned out despite not being able to see through the viewfinder with my helmet on and blind firing the camera one handed. Olympus Pen F & F.Zuiko Auto-S 38mmm f/1.8 Kentmere 400 & Pyrocat HD #believeinfilm #filmphotography #wwhfpd26
A black and white image of a train emerging out of the treeline as traffic is stopped next to it, waiting for it to cross.
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Marcus Brinkmann @lambdafu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We found a new compression side-channel attack against SSH: if you use port forwarding with terminal sessions, a web attacker+eavesdropper can recover a sudo pwd in a few hundred trials. There is only one compression context for all channels. Accepted at CCS 26, preprint: arxiv.org/abs/2609.07709
arxiv.org
Crossing the Streams: SSH Plaintext Recovery via a Common Compression Context in Multiplexed Channels
SSH is the standard protocol for secure remote administration of servers. At the transport layer, SSH uses the Binary Packet Protocol (BPP) for encrypted and authenticated communication. Above this, t...
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 15/09/2026
Some mad lad chained some 360 exploits to boot into Gentoo over NFS and run Minecraft at almost 19 TPS
old.reddit.com
A Minecraft server... hosted on an xbox360
Yes, this is real. I know what you are thinking... Jokes apart: Hey guys, guess what. I managed to run a Minecraft server on an xbox 360 using...
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
As long as something doesn’t come up, I should be going on a road trip with a buddy to see his friend a few states away this weekend. Which means I need to sort out the notoriously dog shit brakes of the Himalayan that are so weak they can’t even kick on their own ABS.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
I've been going back and forth between this and another photo for one of my entries. Finally decided on the other, so I might as well drop this one here. Olympus Pen F & F.Zuiko Auto-S 38mmm f/1.8 Kentmere 400 & Pyrocat HD #believeinfilm #filmphotography #wwhfpd26
The riverboat Belle of Cincinnati moored on the bank of the Ohio River with the Taylor Southgate bridge directly behind and above it. The sun is beaming in from the top right of the frame. The image is tinged shades of purple from leaving the negative's pyro stain in the inversion.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
Love me a good barn
A barn sitting across the street on state route 222. Tinged blue and slightly brown from leaving the inverted pyro stain on the image.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
If anyone wanted something like Crystal Castles
soundcloud.com
Machine Machine
Listen to Machine Machine by Brothel in Belize #np on #SoundCloud
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
I talked to a bunch of people today I havent seen in forever, and, the resounding reaction has been “It’s been a fucking year, huh? Please fucking just chill out, universe
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
Hmm, the advance lever on the pearl river won’t advance because i’m at the end of this bulk loaded roll of aerocolor. Which is fine, but, the button to release the rewind also doesn’t want to budge. This will be a fun thing to try to finangle free in the dark
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 14/09/2026
I am covered in mud, it really hasnt stopped raining at all this year
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 13/09/2026
Boy does it fucking show that i’ve barely hoofed the 4x5 around this year. My shoulders are feeeeeling it
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 13/09/2026
Aight lets go shoot some 4x5
A small adventure bike on a brick path. Strapped to the tail is a large backpack containing a 4x5 camera, a duffle bag containing a wooden tripod, and a smaller bag containing several film holders
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vault_dweller @vaultdweller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
riding steel waves #undulating #bluskyartshow #fair #photography
a view of the erie county fair from the ferris wheel, a small rollercoaster can be seen to the left surrounded by a crowd.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 13/09/2026
Damn, my fridge is almost out of black and white 35mm rolls. Guess I need to load that last little bit of Aerocolor so I can pop in a bulk roll of Lucky.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 12/09/2026
There's a few of the fireworks that are less blurry and waaay more rad. Only the last bit is of Riverfest though, there's such a goofy spread of things on this roll from the whole week Olympus Pen F & F.Zuiko Auto-S 38mmm f/1.8 Kentmere 400 & Pyrocat HD #believeinfilm #filmphotography #wwhfpd26
A black and white image, albeit tinged purple and teal from reversing the pyro stain instead of keeping it monochrome, of the fireworks at Riverfest in Cincinnati as seen from the bank of the river in Newport Kentucky. At the bottom of the frame is the barge, moored in the Ohio River, where the fireworks are being fired from. Large plumes of smoke hover over the barge from a the lift charges of the shells that are breaking overhead... and I think a cake site is on fire in the center, like it's burning bright enough to cause halation.
Beyond the barge, there's a sea of people spectating on the Ohio side of the river and part of the Cincinnati skyline behind them.
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 11/09/2026
Ehh yeah they're a bit blurry, but it adds to the chaos. Time to scan the rest of the roll and agonize over what to submit for #wwhfpd26 Olympus Pen F & F.Zuiko Auto-S 38mmm f/1.8 Kentmere 400 & Pyrocat HD #believeinfilm #filmphotography
A slightly blurry black and white image of a barge on the Ohio River erupting with streaks of exploding white light as a fan cake lets it rip. The cake's small shells are breaking in the center of the frame like glitter. Overhead are some remnants of brocade shells fizzling out and, on the river, some bright lanterns float downstream past the barge. Taken at Riverfest in Cincinnati from the bank of the river in Newport, KY
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Worldwide half-frame photography day @halfframephotoday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
COMPETITION OPEN! half-frameday.com/submit/ Details on website
half-frameday.com
Competition
Submissions for the Competition Photo competition free to enter Photos can be taken from 1-7th Sept 2026 one photo per category categories: People Places Possibilities  Can enter one, two or a…
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 11/09/2026
I think I’ve written enough of this lib to start reading registers on this ambient light sensor over i2c. Now I can try to not fuck up these baby surface mount chips while soldering some wires to one to see if it works
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 11/09/2026
I’m fairly certain I was trying to hand hold these between a half and a full second, so we’ll see if they’re blurry garbage after they dry
Little baby half frame negatives of the fireworks at Riverfest in Cincinnati
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 08/09/2026
Org wide email came in at work just now reminding parents to prove their 21-25 year old kids are full time students to maintain their health insurance coverage Like, I know they want to destroy the ACA but holy shit guys I don't think that was rolled back yet
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 07/09/2026
TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY
static.klipy.com
Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 06/09/2026
At least theres a view while I hurry up and wait
A view of the ohio river from the Kentucky side, on the left a steam boat is docked while a bridge spans across the scene. Across the river in the center background is the Reds stadium
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 06/09/2026
Lord, my oldest cousin broke down crying seeing me for the first time in two decades
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