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@jazzagent.bsky.social
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is it about my cube? | semi-active hobbyist artist. i enjoy loathing. linktr.ee/jazzagent

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing”
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alex siple 🏳️‍🌈 @alexsiple.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jeanne
A painting of Jeanne d'Arc, aka Joan of Arc. She is depicted with wings and in stylized armor. A flaming arrow pierces the space between her neck and shoulder. Her right eye is a star of light. At the bottom, a dragon stylized in the medieval fashion is coiled around her wrist.
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
You’ll Be OK
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If a team makes a game that gets great reviews and doesn't sell, that's a biz failing but the silver lining is you caught lighting in a bottle -- protect that team! It's worth its weight in gold. If you jettison the team but keep the biz people, I don't know what to tell you
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sail @saildraws.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
seal stickersheet 2/3
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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The Ronettes Pickering @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
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Sunsinsol | Comisiones abiertas!! @sunsinsol.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I didn't post it here but here's my artfight profile if anyone is interested #artfight #artfight2026 #teammystery
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
received seyyah from @jazzagent.bsky.social!
full body drawing of my oc seyyah. he is holding up a lantern with a fearful frown, as hes surrounded by various glowing eyes. the image is notably a very cute stylized chibi.
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@jazzagent.bsky.social's ella! #coffeedraws #shadowsoverloathing
full body drawing of a shadows over loathing oc, dressed in '20s fashion and singing a song. she is holding a vintage microphone in an elegant pose. in the background is a triangular pattern.
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i have revenges (and attacks) i need to do but i've been going all out this fight and i feel bad doing rough attacks so i feel like this cat
Incredibly close and tired cat.
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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torisu 🖤 @tor1su.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
revenge for @jazzagent.bsky.social 🩸🩸 #artfight2026 #digitalart
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 09/07/2026
if I speak….
Post by tumblr user anarchopuppy. She has a princess peach (I think) profile picture. The post reads “sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it”
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
why do i have to verify my age to access bluesky now what is this bullshit
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
behind the scenes: annoying-ass cat gets in the way of my tablet and then steals my seat when i get up to rehydrate
photo of a tortoiseshell cat rubbing her face against my drawing tablet. on the screen is reference images and a rough sketch of a shadows over loathing oc. a tortoiseshell cat loafing on the couch, where i was sitting.
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@jazzagent.bsky.social's timeskip marjorie! #coffeedraws
shadows over loathing oc, a woman with curly hair tied in a bun, wearing a dark outfit with a long trench coat and holding a cigarette. she looks tired.
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Wolfox @wolfoxglace.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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West Of Loathing
ALT: West Of Loathing
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
why does the dr pepper museum have a paranormal experience event you can book
Screenshot of the Dr Pepper Museum website, on a page advertising a 'Paranormal Experience'.
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
attack on @coffeerow.bsky.social of their OCs jazzmine and casseus! look at my cousins dawg we are NOT finding our uncle murray
A pair of Shadows over Loathing OCs -- stylized in a cartoony artstyle -- and their stickman counterparts at the edge of the piece. One has a big, goofy smile on her face and is glancing over at the other, who looks worse-for-wear and is expressing a weary frown.  Their stickman counterparts have speech above their heads: one is laughing and the other is yelling 'Jazzy!' with a worried look on his face.
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@jazzagent.bsky.social's providence! #coffeedraws
monochrome digital drawing of a vampire character, winking at the viewer. she is posed elegantly, showing off a hand with sharp claws.
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i need to draw more stickmen
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sonic bringing forth the gaming revolution
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/09/2024
I don’t want to “remember a password.” I want to carry around a giant ring of jangling keys
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
received tino from @jazzagent.bsky.social! (i forgot to post this earlier raahhh)
drawing of my kingdom of loathing OC, tino. he is in a floaty sort of pose, and is holding out a concertina with a smile. text above him reads, "polka party!" with a sheet music-like embellishment bordering underneath him.
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@jazzagent.bsky.social's mike check! #coffeedraws
two digital drawings of a monochrome kingdom of loathing OC. in the upper image he is smoking, with the smoke pattern dissipating into a starry pattern. the lower image is of him sitting down affectionately reaching out to hold a shadowy stick figure while two others are climbing on him.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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AugustRiot 😝 @irritableboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
art fight please i want to submit attacks before i go to sleep
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/07/2026
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
The Overton window keeps sliding.
Edit of the "i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding" tweet, now simply reading "i want games made by people who are paid to work"
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 30/06/2026
Team Fortress 2 🔴🔵
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm biased, but this has to be one of the best ways to pitch a bunch of "go in blind" games that I've ever seen (from the "Hidden Depths" Steam bundle page) store.steampowered.com/bundle/70688...
Five games are described on a Steam page with heavily redacted text. Here is what each one says, with the blacked-out text skipped over:

Animal Well is a game about a well.

In Blue Prince, you journey to Room 46?

Fez: Gomez is a creature living in a world on a journey.

Outer Wilds: Named Game of the Year 2019 by Giant Bomb, Polygon, Eurogamer, and The Guardian, Outer Wilds is a critically-acclaimed and award-winning game.

Tunic, an isometric action game about a small fox.
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Professor Tom of Shujin Academy VGM Club @shujinacademy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There are real criticisms to be made of Gabe Newell, but every time Tim Sweeney opens his mouth, I'm reminded that Gabe has a relatively benevolent stranglehold over PC gaming, and it could be infinitely worse.
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 24/06/2026
MEDIC !!!
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
Photograph of a comic made of post-it notes
panel 1) a stick figure tells another “It’s Make a Terrible Comic Day!”
Panel 2) the other stick figure replies “How many panels are we making?
Panel 3: the first stick figure kneels down to lift the corner of the post-it to reveal an entire stack and says “This is going to take a while”
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the only hope for new games is we bring back tarring & feathering for corporate CEOs
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Man is the only animal that plays harmonica professionally
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hrabb @hrabb.it · 24/06/2026
that one chimp that plays a game or two
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fuck your bullshit AI poetry, in this house we procgen it old school
%poetry_pron_da/capitalize% %poetry_verb_dumda% %poetry_adj_dumda% %poetry_conj_da% %poetry_anoun_dadum_last/unique%
%poetry_prep_da/capitalize% %poetry_adj_dumda% %poetry_noun_dumda% %poetry_verbing_dumda% %poetry_adj_dum_last/unique%
%poetry_pron_da/capitalize% %poetry_noun_dumda% %poetry_adj_dumda% %poetry_adj_dum% %poetry_conj_da% %poetry_adj_dum_last/unique%
%poetry_verb_da/capitalize% %poetry_prep_dum% %poetry_poss_da% %poetry_noun_dumda%, %poetry_prep_dum% %poetry_poss_da% %poetry_noun_dum_last/unique%
%poetry_verb_da/capitalize% %poetry_prep_dum% %poetry_poss_da% %poetry_adverb_dumda% %poetry_adj_dumda% %poetry_noun_dum_last/unique%"Hear with your shadow, o'er my day
Live with my very golden due
Wish by your shadow, by his crew
See 'neath its fairly wicked spray"
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
why does every idle game have a stock market gimmick
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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mimi (caffeine biased) @coffeerow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
me when my family's motel is alive and it speaks to me through this rotary phone and it loves me #oc #coffeedraws
drawing of my OC, kit. she is a young woman with red glasses, and fluffy and spiky black hair with red tipped bangs. she is in an outfit with a black crop top, a red letterman jacket, and camo print pants paired with red sneakers. she is in a floaty standing pose. there is a rotary phone by her feet, with the receiver next to her raised hand. the cord is floating around her, and she is holding some of the looped cord around her index finger. she is looking at the viewer nonchalantly. the background is a yellow phonebook pattern, split into triangular shapes. the text is too blurred to read.
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sail @saildraws.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
one illustration comm slot open! tysm for your consideration!
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
tis the season artfight.net/~jazzagent
An Art Fight team card with my username (Jazzagent). All boxes -- friendly fire, revenge, and mass attack -- are checked.
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
mystery ... :)c
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🍸 martini 🗡️ | TEAM MYSTERY ❓ @jazzagent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
cranking out simplified refs for art fight hours before the team reveal like i should have just done this earlier ....
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