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Jasmina

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Russia has been at war with Britain for years and the EU referendum was an open goal which they exploited. That doesn't mean that "Putin made Brexit happen" but his troll farms and media operations certainly played a part Brexiters may hate to hear it but to deny it is to deny a dangerous reality.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy days
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd say that's putting it politely.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unclear? Really? A Professor of Psychology is struggling to come up with any theory as to why this might just be happening right now?
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Full on fucking Gilead any day now. Disgusting.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please give whoever booked Ross Kemp for this a raise #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors
Joe Lycett carrying a prop gravestone
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please let them have just been nicking sheep.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sat in GSTT stuck waiting for a care package for mum. At this point will hand over the sodding cash to fix this broken system. We all say we want politicians to be honest, then when they are we kick them out.
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's see what this shitbag does when the English channel behaves like the English channel. Bet the RNLI will be out as usual helping anyone who needs it, while this cowardly prick will be sat ranting online in the safety of his home. It's all so easy on a sunny, calm day.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
According to my 86 years-young German mum "the arseholes are at it again". I'm going with her analysis over Adler's.
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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm speechless
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Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The BBC’s Ratcliffe interview is shocking. He’s allowed to spout unchallenged nonsense about politics, economics and energy. Ratcliffe is worth listening to because he represents an emboldened and retrograde section of Britain’s ruling class 🧵 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do your thing, John Oliver.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A third of today's Americans are too young to have any memory of 9/11. For them, the 9/11 Memorial is making a new digital learning experience available starting tomorrow. We said we'd never forget—and part of that charge is making sure the next generation remembers too. 911memorial.org/DLE
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly, I just want to go to sleep later and wake up on Saturday this year.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I haven't said much this September, because I find myself unusually angry. Not with what happened. I let go of that anger years ago. But with the bigotry, lies, nastiness, and the lack of centering of the people killed that day 25 years ago. If you haven't got something to say about them, stfu.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Am reading this thread and wondering if a single person involved in the decision to plan this incomprehensible bullshit was an employee of UA or AA back in 2001.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait...are they using a lot of words to explain that a mayor is...sending out press releases to new media?
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Shane Chowen @ukshane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good morning from Reform UK’s party conference in Birmingham where earlier today this delegate had his sword confiscated
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh fuck off universe.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This may be the most important thing she ever did. And we will always love her for it.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I absolutely love this that someone just posted on linkedin clearly created by AI without even rudimentary checking. Surrey appears to be trying to escape to France. Staffordshire and Oxfordshire have annexed Wales. And Labour are very strong in the county of "Monthiste". Which has never existed.
AI generated map of the UK with hallucinations up the wazoo
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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Apparently this is the list of British films included in the booklet accompanying the British Citizenship test. Unfortunately, if familiarity with the films on this list is one of the criteria for being a British citizen I think we're going to have to deport everyone under the age of 50.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We get one go at life and this is how this so-called journalist chooses to spend hers. Imagine.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I read that the hounding of Prof Arday, or rather that of his family, has not ceased. The bloody press are camped outside their door. Absolutely vultures, the lot of them. Zero public interest in this, no reason to do this, and yet there they are. Bastards.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I feel that there will be and should be. Professional academic scrutiny and the subsequent repercussion is one thing. Endless media coverage - often mocking and smug in tone - is quite another.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Afternoon. [Note the date]
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This has the potential to be very interesting if they go down the rabbit hole and poke about the finances allegedly originating in Montenegro. But if it's just about the after dinner stuff then we know this anyway.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Apparently £5million can’t buy you enough security to protect you from an imaginary threat.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reading this is sickening and upsetting. Shame on you, CNN.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ah, yes,the social construct where my son regularly behaves in a life-threatening manner and will need life long medication and support to stay alive. I have no words for the people who commissioned this rage bait title for viewing figures. Because we have to come out and immediately call this out.
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We’re sourcing our reshuffle news from an alternate timeline of the 1980s…
To summarise yesterday evening, Mr Benn is out of the Cabinet, Mr Healey has returned to the Cabinet and Mr Kinnock has joined the Cabinet for the first time.

Quoted as an image because it’s a friend’s joke from Facebook and I can’t take credit for it.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/07/2026
I think after this Britain should give the Falklands to Spain, as a treat
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Ian Smith @iankmsmith.ft.com · 19/07/2026
Heart breaks for Argentina. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer team. And they’re taking it so well, a credit to themselves
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I did not know we had a few Spaniards living near us. Well, good for them and I hope they very much enjoy their night.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Who gives a shit? They do this every time and hold up graffitied bedsheet. They have zero sympathy from fans the world over, ignore them as ever and support Spain.
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Brendan @chinatownbranch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spain to save us from these arseholes. Vamos.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 15/07/2026
Remember to scream loudly out of the window at random moments to keep your iPlayer-watching neighbours on their toes.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
DJ Otzi. Fucking DJ Otzi. How did this creep into football?
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Following on from Vindaloo, I'm now hearing a dreadfully flat version of Three Lions, complete with them mumbling the words "Jules Rimet" because they probably don't know what that was. I miss is when Portugal used to win a lot. The celebrations here were far better.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The best news is the semi-final is on the BBC so we don't have to listen to Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon again.
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
fascinatingly* the French news is translating "Count Binface" as « le Compte Tête-de-Poubelle » rather than « Visage-de-Poubelle) which is, in fairness, more accurate (his entire head is a bin, not just his face) typical British media not asking the important underlying questions * ta gueule
Screenshot from Le Parisien. A photo of Count Binface, a man in a sort of black Darth Vader suit but with a silvery grey cape and a bin on his head with eye slit and mouthhole. 

Headline:

Législative partielle au Royaume-Uni : qui est le « Comte Tête-de-poubelle », principal adversaire de Nigel Farage ?

Subheader: Ce candidat fantaisiste devrait être l’un des seuls à disputer le siège de Clacton-on-Sea au leader de Reform UK, pris dans un scandale. Les autres partis boycottent le scrutin.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I give you the current state of British politics: "Chancellor Rachel Reeves says she won't stop Nigel Farage spending "the summer arguing with a bin"."
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And backed by the NEU by the looks of their social media.
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Jasmina @jazifer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Now that it's ostensibly Farage v Binface, is the latter actually wanting to be an MP? Because stranger things have happened in elections than a comedian with a bin on his head winning. See Ukraine.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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