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Emily

@jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
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I'm a crossword lover who wears glasses and plays catcher. I'm basically a female Danny Jansen. If you think I said something dumb, I was probably being sarcastic.

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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 18h
And with that the awards show honoring best television shows will no longer be on… television
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 5h
a cool thing you can do when you see something online is be like ah ok then go and do something else
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Alex Wenzel @alexwenzel.bsky.social · 20h
The Cornell community has floated abolishing the Cornell Police Department. We should take it seriously, especially if you think that survivors should have the option of going to the police instead of their schools. I feel strongly about this too, because something people don't understand is that universities at this point are essentially total institutions. For a lot of students, their schools are not just schools.
They're their landlords, their employers, their source of health care, their gym, their coffee shop, the arena where they attend concerts. It leaves survivors with almost no real options. If you can't trust your school and your school systematically discriminates against sexual-assault survivors, where is left for you to go?
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 22h
That's my girl
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I unironically loved Flyboys, even own the DVD, and before watching this clip I was like "Oh my god I bet he's the douchebag with the weird lips" SURE ENOUGH
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In light of the current cultural moment, I would like everyone to know that the memoir written by Chanel Miller (the survivor in the Brock Turner rape case) is on sale for $2 on the Kobo store today. www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
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Know My Name ebook by Chanel Miller - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Know My Name A Memoir" by Chanel Miller available from Rakuten Kobo. **Universally acclaimed, rapturously reviewed, winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award for autobiography, and a...
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This reminds me of one of my old posts I found the other day...
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good news, the Yankees still have a couple innings to catch — well, that’s probably not the right word under the circumstances — the 1966 Dodgers (World Series Game 1) and 1906 White Sox (WS Game 6) for the postseason record of 6 errors in a game
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 12/09/2025
"The Yankees, they're not a good team." -- Buck Martinez, esq.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is so good
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao what a dumbass bullshit thing to say. This same broadcast that took it as a given that the Yankees would win the ALDS last year despite all evidence to the contrary, and just kept discussing "how" they'd do it
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
begging people covering sports to stop referring to athletes maybe facing consequences for their (alleged) violent actions as "adversity"
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When people talk about rape culture this is exactly what they mean: Michaels and Herbstreit minimizing and dismissing the allegations of dozens of women.
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me whenever I have a headache
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ Cornell
What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harold "Canadians don't know how to catch baseballs because they all play hockey" Reynolds, everybody
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just get overwhelmed with grief for all the brilliance and human potential being suppressed like, the cognitive capacity women have to devote to just… keeping ourselves safe and dealing with trauma that could have gone into art or science or
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the one hand, I think having a bullpen game in the OPENER of a 3-game playoff series is fucking insane, but then my other hand reminded me the Jays clinched the ALDS on a bullpen game last year so I dunno maybe it's secretly genius? I think I just have 3-game playoff PTSD
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a white and ginger, tabby cat sitting on an outcropping of a building. The cat is not up very high and it can easily climb back over the short ball that it is sitting next to, so it is in no danger.
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've loved George Springer from the first time I saw him on TV... after 6 years I am still in disbelief he chose to play for MY team. I'm a mess 😭
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Omri Marian @omrimarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about ICE is that eventually it WILL be abolished. I don't know if it will be in 5 years or 50 years but it will happen. With certainty. And when it does, it will be remembered along the securitate, Stasi, etc, and so will the people who served there.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: The state of New York is suing Polymarket, claiming the company operates an illegal gambling platform in violation of state gambling laws.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 24/09/2026
This is a better angle of multiple diplomats walking out at the UN as Netanyahu began speaking
A long line of multiple diplomats walking out at the UN as Netanyahu began speaking
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when a team says "nobody thought we could do this," they were lying, until the chicago white sox said it
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Estrada Pitcher Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2019 MIL - WSN - OAK - TOR
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Marco Estrada at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Marco Estrada
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nearly a dozen seniors were arrested on Tuesday for blocking the entrance to the West Block on Parliament Hill. They were protesting the government’s decision to push forward with a pipeline. On Wednesday, they were back. Here’s some footage from our Ottawa crew.
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our water heater went kaput and started leaking all over the floor on Monday, building maintenance came and looked at it and went "there's no bypass mechanism so we gotta just shut off all the water so it doesn't leak more, sorry" Today the water heater replacement comes and THAT guy...
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 23/09/2026
Surprising no one, Ayami Sato won the Finals MVP. Ayami Sato, a woman of fantastic quotes says, "I am very surprised!"
Ayami Sato holding the MVP trophy.
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Ty @sprunt87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t strike. Can’t protest. Selling public property to private companies. Removing protections for the environment and endangered species. Cut funding to fighting forest fires and healthcare. Helping AB violate federal laws while they attack trans rights. Boy are we lucky in Canada.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speaking of gambling there was a U of T study out earlier this week that after the legalization of online gambling in Ontario, the number of gambling-related emergency room visits more than doubled in men 18-29. This industry is literally killing people
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Depluralize a film: 1
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
ALT: Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baby's first work trip was a success but the best part was coming home to kitty snuggles. Leroy I expected to miss me, but miss Rutabaga has climbed on top of me and purred herself to sleep like 5 times in the past day 🥹
A tabby cat curled up next to his mom in bedA tabby cat leaning backwards to look at a black cat also curled up in bed with their mama
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
28 years ago today, Roy Halladay made his MLB debut with the Blue Jays. He allowed three runs in five innings to the Rays in the Blue Jays' 7-5 win at Tropicana Field. Rich Butler (East York, Ont.) became the first MLBer to homer off Halladay when he went deep in the fourth.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spent half of last night's per diem on this magnificent cheesecake, as God intended
A slice of several layer cookies and cream cheesecake with 2 layers of chocolate cake, one of cheesecake and another of cake
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Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what a scoop… baseball news pales in comparison… fourth OF was non-tendered vs. … hey folks there’s a new cat
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a fiance, 3 cats and a house full of books, 20-year-old me would be mildly confused about my change in career path but otherwise ECSTATIC
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just trying to eat my breakfast, but unfortunately the guy 2 booths over (who hasn't said 1 word to me or my colleague all week) is ranting at length about a certain principled white rapper being a "grifter with a capital G" and "nobody was there to see him anyway, it was a British Ginger concert"
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that Musk himself is sponsoring so many of the anti-trans ads this cycle presents a pretty golden opportunity for Dems to point out that of course the guy who literally wants to build a gas-powered data center in your backyard wants this election to be about trans people.
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See also: me and every man who has ever wronged my sisters or one of my friends
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Emily @jaysgirlemily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Conference: We have another mixer tonight Me: I hate a mixer Conference: this one's at a museum Me: they'll have to kick me out
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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