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Jaypeg

@jaypegplays.bsky.social
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(she/they) Host Volunteer Co-coordinator for Games Done Quick, variety speedrunner, staff for Lady Arcaders/Binary Breakers/Multithon. Also into faires and cool swords and bows. 🏹

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Lone Gargoyle @lonegargoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodnight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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rudy time @pierogiy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are all learning and growing all of the time
a simple black and white comic with 3 panels. in the first one, a bunny guy is talking to a bunny child wearing a shirt with a famous mouse on it. the flavor text reads "(trying to make conversation with a 3 year old). the bunny guy asks, "oh is that Minnie Mouse?"
the child replies, "no, it's MICKEY MOUSE!"
the next panel is a close up of the shirt design with the child tapping on it and saying, "SEE?". the mouse in question has long eyelashes and a big bow and a dress and heels and whatnot.
in the last panel, the bunny guy has 2 warring thoughts: "we have to stop erasing the achievements of women" vs. "ok yeah gnc mickey mouse, fuck it up i guess"
the bunny guy smiles and says "oh ok!"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/09/2026
when a pop punk trans guy wears a bulge insert that's a green day packer
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 23/09/2026
Now open for #AGDQ2027!!! Volunteer Applications: gamesdonequick.com/volunteer/apply Game Submissions: submissions.gamesdonequick.com Vendor Alley Submissions: forms.gle/z5f6bEs9dVKLsjhf7 Cosplay Contest Submissions: gdq.gg/cosplay-entry Come back at 3 PM ET when Registration and more opens up!
BobbyBurn, Jaidlyn, and Melo wearing headsets energetically reacting during a GDQ event with a  purple and blue lit backdrop
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 16/09/2026
Started psychiatric ketamine treatment yesterday and was just endlessly entertained by a single picture of my dog I had taken that morning
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James Takahashi @jtvoiceover.com · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder looking at someone offscreen and saying "Okay. All right. Okay. Good chat."Monika from the game Doki Doki Literature Club with hands folded under her chin and looking very intently at the player.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Archetypes of girl
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this post specifically will burrow into my brain, I think
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's day 1
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
requiring a cover letter for a job application should land you in prison
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was a dream
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
glaceon's day
Glaceon: Angry formGlaceon: Bread formGlaceon: Snake formGlaceon: Laundry form
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it safe enough to say this yet I hate shadowhearts fuckass bangs
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what was I doing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
USA
last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

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no i had time to think about it
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They always use coins for scale with these guys and it gives me the impression they are born into great wealth
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fully and completely: is this real life this is so cool
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 12/05/2025
A combination chart with the rows named Gear and Slug while the columns are named Metal and Guilty.
Each square represents what game it's from:
Top Left: Metal Gear - Metal Gear Rex
Bottom Left: Metal Slug - one of the characters peers out of a tank holding binoculars
Top Right: Guilty Gear - one fo the game characters holding onto a sword stuck in the ground
Bottom Right: Guilty Slug - A hand drawn slug saying "oh no!"
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i really need to draw a version of the Toriyama "this is me in paradise" drawing
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Our hotel room requires a card to sit in a slot for lights to turn on, but it doesn't have to be your room key so I crammed a referral card for egg retrieval in there
A "San Diego Fertility Center" business card in the hotel card slot
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fantasy writers are naming shit like "everroth glade of the frostladen north" and then your local park is just like
An AllTrails app screenshot showing a lake literally just called Tree Lake
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my sensory homunculus looks like this actually
a puppet of a shoebill next to a regular shoebill
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm glad that high fiber recipe content is growing but why is so much of it "this is for BITCHES who SHIT" coded
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Em @emaudible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lots of excitement about the squeaky beach sounds in Big Walk! You'll all be happy to know it's the real thing! Was absolutely giddy to get to record them on an actual Australian squeaky beach in Wilson's Promontory. Yes, if you didn't know some beaches there really do squeak. It is pure joy.
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
my timeline rn
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a four panel comic

god creates me and is all like “MY IMAGE INCARNATE, the lord imbues thee with life!”

he points forwards and says “go forth mankind!” 

i slump forward onto the ground and moan lazily

i continue to lay there, i say “gimme a sec”

END
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Fletcher @fletchisafurry.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And make sure to bring friends!
A PEAK photo booth shot of Fletcher (sad, in the floor, dog ears), Gondor (rootin. tootin.), Kevin (literally Ironmouse), and Jaypeg (pile of cryptid)
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's really important to be gay, crass, and stupid on the internet, actually
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Fletcher @fletchisafurry.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
[🔴🐕 THE DOG (and friends) ARE LIVE] We're bringing #PEAK to Hotfix! Join me, @blondkayvon.bsky.social, @jaypegplays.bsky.social, and Gondor on our quest to climb a randomized mountain and get as many achievements as possible. www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequi...
Fletcher's PEAKsona is stanced in front of the climbing wall of the PEAK airport, ready to climb!
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Courtyard Marriott in Taipei has a goofy Diablo 4 promotion going now and it turned out it was cheaper for me to book one of the themed rooms on my work trip than it was to book a regular style room. So now I'm surrounded by demons and ghouls
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Hyper Games | Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth OUT NOW @hypergames.no · 09/08/2026
Happy Moomin's Day, everyone 🥰🥳
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kids today don't learn real American history in schools
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we're just normal men
Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I see this a lot with smaller local businesses and it always feels so insidious. AI image generation is always sold as this easy fix, but it's for problems you never had. How many restaurants just didn't include photos of their food before now and did fine?
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AHH YES PEAN TWIKS directed by David lynch (twin peaks vhs boxes rearranged to say pean twiks)
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Khao Mortadios @khaomortadios.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Everyone hates it when their opponent just leaves the game before it's over, so I've been trying to find ways to soften the blow a little bit. #fightinggame #gamemaker #indiedev
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Frodo talking to Samwise in Lord of the Rings, with a speech bubble coming from Frodo to cover the quoted post
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
huge fan of the cropped versions bluesky shows you as well
Disappointment
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
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