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Jaypeg

@jaypegplays.bsky.social
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(she/they) Host Volunteer Co-coordinator for Games Done Quick, variety speedrunner, staff for Lady Arcaders/Binary Breakers/Multithon. Also into faires and cool swords and bows. 🏹

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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come hang out with us! 💕
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if richard potatoman or whatever the fuck his name is listened to an hour of the tower at o'hare he'd shit his ass out
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"what if pilots were furries" I cannot stress enough how much pilots are meowing and barking over the radio already
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WE'RE BACK BABY
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The other day I watched Newman pounce at a kid on the other side of the glass and I'm never gonna stop talking about it He's perfect
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay! Let me know how you like it ✨
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But in general I do really like it! We burned through 3 and a half hours of play so fast last night lmao
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For example the game doesn't exactly pop up a tooltip that you can warp to your friends, or that if you're on KBM you can just... hold down click on enemies to keep attacking. But those are very helpful to know. The button is just kinda there with a symbol and you're like "what's that"
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You definitely don't need the context of the first game to make the second make sense - they give you enough to just kinda go for it. So far this one maintains a lot of the charm and "go go dopamine button" of the first, though I would make sure you take a second to know what every button does!
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was already unemployed, I didn't need minecraft dungeons 2 to tank my productivity but here we are
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Lone Gargoyle @lonegargoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodnight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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rudy time @pierogiy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are all learning and growing all of the time
a simple black and white comic with 3 panels. in the first one, a bunny guy is talking to a bunny child wearing a shirt with a famous mouse on it. the flavor text reads "(trying to make conversation with a 3 year old). the bunny guy asks, "oh is that Minnie Mouse?"
the child replies, "no, it's MICKEY MOUSE!"
the next panel is a close up of the shirt design with the child tapping on it and saying, "SEE?". the mouse in question has long eyelashes and a big bow and a dress and heels and whatnot.
in the last panel, the bunny guy has 2 warring thoughts: "we have to stop erasing the achievements of women" vs. "ok yeah gnc mickey mouse, fuck it up i guess"
the bunny guy smiles and says "oh ok!"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/09/2026
when a pop punk trans guy wears a bulge insert that's a green day packer
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh so you like moldy cheese dressing huh
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 23/09/2026
Now open for #AGDQ2027!!! Volunteer Applications: gamesdonequick.com/volunteer/apply Game Submissions: submissions.gamesdonequick.com Vendor Alley Submissions: forms.gle/z5f6bEs9dVKLsjhf7 Cosplay Contest Submissions: gdq.gg/cosplay-entry Come back at 3 PM ET when Registration and more opens up!
BobbyBurn, Jaidlyn, and Melo wearing headsets energetically reacting during a GDQ event with a  purple and blue lit backdrop
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
YOU DID IT GAMER
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 16/09/2026
Started psychiatric ketamine treatment yesterday and was just endlessly entertained by a single picture of my dog I had taken that morning
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I deadass thought these were puffball mushrooms and you had the forage of a lifetime
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James Takahashi @jtvoiceover.com · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder looking at someone offscreen and saying "Okay. All right. Okay. Good chat."Monika from the game Doki Doki Literature Club with hands folded under her chin and looking very intently at the player.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Archetypes of girl
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this post specifically will burrow into my brain, I think
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing is, I would be totally fine with a section of the application being "tell us why you're interested" or similar, I really would fill that out. It's the extended process of the weird-ass formatting, the formality, the "to whom it may concern" for 6 additional sentences
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's day 1
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
requiring a cover letter for a job application should land you in prison
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was a dream
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
glaceon's day
Glaceon: Angry formGlaceon: Bread formGlaceon: Snake formGlaceon: Laundry form
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it safe enough to say this yet I hate shadowhearts fuckass bangs
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what was I doing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
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Join
am i going to get fired?
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last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

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Your first reaction was to bite him?!

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no i had time to think about it
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They always use coins for scale with these guys and it gives me the impression they are born into great wealth
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do you wanna hold hands about it maybe
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
AND HE'S KILLING IT BTW
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fully and completely: is this real life this is so cool
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 12/05/2025
A combination chart with the rows named Gear and Slug while the columns are named Metal and Guilty.
Each square represents what game it's from:
Top Left: Metal Gear - Metal Gear Rex
Bottom Left: Metal Slug - one of the characters peers out of a tank holding binoculars
Top Right: Guilty Gear - one fo the game characters holding onto a sword stuck in the ground
Bottom Right: Guilty Slug - A hand drawn slug saying "oh no!"
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i really need to draw a version of the Toriyama "this is me in paradise" drawing
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Our hotel room requires a card to sit in a slot for lights to turn on, but it doesn't have to be your room key so I crammed a referral card for egg retrieval in there
A "San Diego Fertility Center" business card in the hotel card slot
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh fuck yeah you too, buddy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm gleefully clapping my hands like a baby in a high chair
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
pond the long way
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Jaypeg @jaypegplays.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fantasy writers are naming shit like "everroth glade of the frostladen north" and then your local park is just like
An AllTrails app screenshot showing a lake literally just called Tree Lake
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