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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home

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🏳️‍⚧️ — They/Them 🇨🇴🇨🇦 — Esp/Eng Making renders, games and other weird nonsense. Lover of loud, clunky photographic contraptions. Programmer at @thresholdanomaly.com. Currently working on GRIDHACK! I take photos too, sometimes: @film.callejas.xyz

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 29/09/2026
Made a little contribution to the walls of Sneaky Dee's—oh shoot, is that covering someone's American military publicity oof sorryyy
A fresh "Protect the Dolls!" sticker, recently placed smack dab in the middle of a "F-22 RAPTOR DEMO TEAM" sticker on a wall at Sneaky Dee's
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lavender background indicating dusk. Captain America is seen head to knee, holding his shield over his left arm. Scaffolding behind him. He looks downward and thinks, "CAPTAIN AMERICA...America itself, the ENEMY. I don't like the way that feels not one bit. What am I doing here? Who am I trying to help?"
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 27/09/2026
Can't afford therapy but at least I can afford some ✨emotional support stationery✨ 😌
Wonder Pens stationery haul: A Midori A7 notebook; a box of five Faber-Castell Viper Green ink cartridges; gold and silver clips for my Kaweco Sport and Perkeo respectively; the book "El Libro de la Alquimia" by Suleika Jaouad
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 25/09/2026
Help, I'm attracted to my girlfriend's mistress... I'm in love with Stacy's domme
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 25/09/2026
After saying "ok lemme actually get to work now" for the 15th time today I have finally opened Unity so we're on good pace to actually fix one (1) bug today by my estimates 😌
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 25/09/2026
I did not anticipate how much I'd love being able to SSH into my PC through my phone, but here we are. Shoutouts to Linux and Tailscale :D
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get my NEW BOOK 🙌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Toocheke @toocheke.com · 23/09/2026
If you're a Tapas creator thinking about where your comics go next, I have built a free tool that imports your whole series — episodes, images, thumbnails, publish dates — straight into WordPress. leetoo.net/import-your-... #webcomics
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Import Your Tapas.io Comics Into WordPress
Tapas is reportedly shutting down. If you're a creator who's published on Tapas, this guide walks you through pulling your own series
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 22/09/2026
"Intern at Epic Games" job listing *Looks inside* "Requirements: Ongoing or recently completed PhD" What the fuck are we even doing, dude
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 21/09/2026
I guess I'm into washi tape now >.>
A tower of eight washi tape rolls. Three are ornate patterns, two are postage-themed, another two are matching blue/pink night/day sky themed, and one has a dotted line with scissors running along it.
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 21/09/2026
On the one hand, I went to a concert to see one of the openers, but the line took so long that I missed their entire set. Which is a Certified Bummer™. But on the other hand, I got a limited pressing vinyl, met the band, and got the record signed. So I'll still chalk it up as a win :D
The back of Prostitute's "Attempted Martyr" first pressing album jacket, with signatures from frontman Moe Kazra and guitarist Ross Babinski
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Hijinx World @hijinx.world · 19/09/2026
The internet's most reliable collection of the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit's history, concepts, and mythos — procedurally built from Wikidata! hijinx.world/interactive/... "A Factual Account of the CCRU", data-vis by @lizadesya.com , @wilkinson.graphics and Evgo Stillwell.
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A Factual Account of the CCRU ✦ Hijinx World
The internet's most reliable collection of the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit's history, concepts, and mythos — procedurally built from Wikidata!
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 19/09/2026
So many upcoming shows & events that I don't have the money for 😮‍💨 I mean, don't get me wrong I'm still going lmao, but oof idk how I'm gonna pay off my credit card next month 🫪
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 18/09/2026
I was so excited when I heard there was a 24/7 cafe in downtown Toronto (and it *advertises itself* as a cafe) but I just stopped by and it's literally just a bar 😮‍💨 c'mon man
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 18/09/2026
I love my new shoes so much but holy shit I sound like an NBA game with how often these fuckers squeak
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Clifton B @cliftonb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a quick reminder that you probably have games in your Itch library that you've completely forgotten about. Especially if you've purchased any bundles. When you have some time, play a couple, and if you like them, give the dev a Bluesky hug if you can find 'em here.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes my feed is just: [amazing art] looking for work [goated resume] looking for work [great writing] looking for work [banger music] looking for work Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora. [industry veteran] looking for work
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore has been dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour for advocating for a free Palestine, which a growing majority of Americans support. Meanwhile unrepentant abuser Chris Brown was just presented with a congressional honor on his tour
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
before I had a 3d printer, my impression is that 3d printer users spent the majority of their time doing maintenance and fixing issues in retrospect, this assessment was entirely correct
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 12/09/2026
I've been out longboarding all over downtown tonight and I am NOT looking forward to having two agonizing & useless appendages where my legs should be in the morning 🫠
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
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🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"daddy what E.T. stann for?" estrogen testosterone, my boy. estrogen testosterone.
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Squidly @squidly.newgrounds.com · 11/09/2026
Sorry to my followers for the playtest spam but I really gotta get more playtesters for tomorrow :x
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 10/09/2026
Got an appointment with an employment agency Talking to a counselor about a job they said I'm qualified for "Oh looks like they're a security contractor" Cool shit, dude.
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 10/09/2026
Damn dude if this is how it's going *without* seasonal affective disorder then I am NOT making it through the winter lmao
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A woman asks her partner "What do you get up to for ninety minutes in the shower." Her partner replies "normal stuff." We cut to the other woman in the shower, hunched over, her left hand on the wall keeping her balance. Psychotically, she says "weak..." She waits a few minutes. Then once again, she mutters "weak..."
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Jay XP @jay-x-peet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If your response to a game dev forum post about a topic (or any topic, really) is "Just get AI to do it.", then kindly delete your forum account as you have nothing of value to contribute to society.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/09/2026
shit
hyprdrvn on threads

Executive function: "Do it now so you can relax later"
ADHD: "Counteroffer: remain vaguely stressed all day"
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people who aren't using AI to code at this point are delusional or lying" idk what if i just like having fun and getting silley with it :)
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if Nardwuar had been assigned to the Mueller Report Trump would have died in prison in 2019
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Jayde Iris Callejas @ Home @jayde.callejas.xyz · 07/09/2026
Goddamn is writing in Arabic fun. But I guess that's to be expected, considering how much I like writing in cursive. I sure wish I knew how to read/understand it instead of having to translate everything though lmao
A scrap piece of paper with the words قابا للكسر ("fragile" in Arabic — albeit with a typo) and شرائح ("slides") in a couple different inks and styles
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Mai @maizilla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FUCK STICKER MULE. NEVER USE STICKER MULE.
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