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Jay

@jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
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Pseudonymous Chicago guy.

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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgot how to read
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/10/2026
no one's gonna trick my ass this year don't even try it buddy
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe a society that can't handle immigration was a weak shitty society in the first place.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PSA TO MEN: buy a belt and wear your pants higher
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haha no worries. A dark wind shall blow for thee! 🤣 👋
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's officially Little Dogs in Big Sweaters season.
A small black Shih Tzu, wearing a large hand-knitted, red sweater.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So raincoats just dump all the water on your pants, huh?
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
out here in amish country if anyone wants some ultra repressive social structures or animal abuse or a population purposefully kept from education beyond what is immediately useful to the community
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Doctor Remulak @drremulak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yooooo this fuckin sucks dude what are you doooiiing nooooooo what the fuck shut it down
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Impeccable bit.
A screenshot of the YouTube app. The app is open to the shorts tab of a channel called "Ninedirections."

The app shows a grid of video thumbnails all containing an older white man with some ninja-adjacent object. For example, an old white man with metal claws, and an old white man with a sword.

In each thumbnail, he is wearing a black ninja outfit.
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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have friends younger than 38 who look like this and they're wonderful people, and some of the worst people I know are conventionally attractive. Being hateful and misogynistic or kind and compassionate is who you are inside, not what you look like.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why (I think I know why) does the Chicago bikeway network suck so much ass? www.chicago.gov/city/en/site... It's crazy how lanes just end. There's no continuity. Planning any kind of cross-town trip is a nightmare if you care about your safety at all.
chicago.gov
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does google maps give you the option to show a cycling route, when that feature doesn't work. They give you directions so bad they almost feel designed to get you killed. You're better off looking at a map and writing that shit down.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Impeccable bit.
A screenshot of the YouTube app. The app is open to the shorts tab of a channel called "Ninedirections."

The app shows a grid of video thumbnails all containing an older white man with some ninja-adjacent object. For example, an old white man with metal claws, and an old white man with a sword.

In each thumbnail, he is wearing a black ninja outfit.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dogs are really good at making me go outside every day. Thank you dogs!
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you put the damn "mueler she wrote" person on my timeline I am turning off your reposts in my TL. Knock that off.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just want to ride my bike and pet my cat and cook something good to eat but nooooooooo
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i made this ai thing oh? i just made a poop in this damn diap
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So when da Bears move to Hammond, Indiana, will all the bicycle rickshaws zooming around with drunkards merily singing in them go too?
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
vodker soder
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We can’t release GPT-6.1 it might kill people!” Okay. Great. Sounds like you did a bad job and you shouldn’t release it then. Are you bragging about how much money you’ve wasted to make something horrible? You should be ashamed and embarrassed, not putting out press releases.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
None of you fuckers better take my old taxidermied seal pic 😠
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🗣️bikes
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aww man why is Sweetgreen speaking at the Trump Admin's "MAHA Summit" tomorrow. Can I not eat my $16 salad in peace
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026
make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still living off the high of buying a cool corduroy outer shirt and getting a bunch of compliments on it when I wore it to the bar. Your stupid email can't ruin my day, I got a cool shirt and everybody said it was very cool.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This just in: CEO invented firewalls and sandboxed environments. It's a good thing too, I've just been letting the open internet raw-dog my ports this whole time.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, I am just not interested in discussions about what shitty astroturfed pop country songs from Nashville are playing on terrestrial radio stations.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are too tall and have trouble buying pants long enough, try Dearborn Denim, in Andersonville. Their pants are generally unhemmed and they hem them to your length in the store. I am 6'5" (196 cm) tall, and had no trouble finding pants long enough.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a great weekend playing Bikes and Substances.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHE 2023 56,66 US SA 20 GAN
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
SLONKIN' FAT DOINKS WITH A FUCKIN DRAGON
SQUICHE
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I find rollerblading hot because it's one of the more whimsical modes of transportation and demonstrates you aren't allergic to effort.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there some time where you have to be beautiful to rollerblade on the lakefront trail?
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bro last night was a choose your own adventure novel
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They call it a cursor because it lets me type my evil little spells on the command line.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm tired of meeting people from Ohio.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, I can't make it tonight. They're refreshing my database with a fresh copy of Production.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It should be illegal to have this much work to do on a Friday. Man... What the fuck? I'm just a guy.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These hounds ain't loyal
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy who doesn't want you cursing on his live stream, but will make propaganda for the US Army, aimed at children.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You basically don't have a 4th amendment right because grand juries have to consider illegally obtained evidence and most cases go to a plea deal, meaning the exclusionary rule never gets applied. How many people are being imprisoned or deported solely off of illegally obtained evidence?
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