Reposted by jawnpaulsarteAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 4hI know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.inquirer.comThe SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-NovemberOkaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather. 282701677
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteMary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 8hHere’s to you, Nicola and Bart 24811
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 8hYES! after everything trump has put us through, America is FINALLY ready for a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities 010
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteKelly @hinx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026OH MY GOD JUST TAKE THE GLASSES OFF 3394
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Car Park Capital is $15.29 on Steam early access (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/Frahvdu 216531
Reposted by jawnpaulsartevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/10/2026they’ve absolutely been mic’ing up the goalposts different since the doink became a cultural phenomenon and now doink integrity is compromised. solid doinks used to be a fun change of pace, now they all sound like this. they’re juicing the doinks #TheyreJuicingTheDoinks 4903
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteJonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The best news of the day: www.inquirer.com/business/phi...inquirer.comPhiladelphia Inquirer employees secure new union contract with raises and AI protectionsUnder the new three-year contract, members will see healthcare costs increase for the first time in 20 years, the union said. 817222
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteNHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Joseph Woll got juuuuuuuuust enough of the puck to stop a sure goal! 🙅♂️ 192
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteFlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would let Lauren Hart drive over my body with an all new GMC Yukon 1181
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteBriiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026 177096
Reposted by jawnpaulsartejawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the 2026 Phillies have been eliminated from postseason contention 041
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the 2026 Phillies have been eliminated from postseason contention 041
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters 22964564
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026and the excellent @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social article about it defector.com/saquon-barkl...defector.comSaquon Barkley Lured Me To An Arena Where I Learned Passive Income Is Holy | DefectorPHILADELPHIA — The Benham Brothers think they are very funny and very smart. They are 50-year-old tall, blonde, identical twins who have a series of scripted jokes that mostly amount to calling each o... 121
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026with shameless grifitng skills like this it is a wonder that Tebow isn't a GOP house rep by now 010
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'll be honest, i've been way down on the eagles ever since I saw Sirianni and half the fucking team are wrapped up in the LifeSurge scam bullshit. really hard to cheer for these guys knowing they're happily and unrepentantly lying to vulnerable people and financially ruining lives 010
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542441630
Reposted by jawnpaulsartePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026Hang on, just checking in with maybe the single most transparently conflicted-out person in all this. He says it’s fine 1869044
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be 992868576
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is Patrick Bateman raising a son 1325025
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26250651384
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hi sir, yes i think you have a strong legal case here for a civil RICO lawsuit. just max out one more credit card to pay for me legal retainer and my firm will get right on it 060
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this looks beautiful, I hope it was written in native assembly 010
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Senator Lennie announces George is new campaign manager, also adds Slim and Curley to staff 010
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 563222436
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteHATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 18/09/2026Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been 452128335
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 20/09/20262026 Phillies vibes have either been overtly putrid or tepidly enjoyable from day 1. the other big 3 are all in ascendance or at the summit, the city is just tapped out on positive vibes to spare for the fightins. they need to look within and manifest joy for themselves, before it’s too late 001
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the sad thing about this most recent Boebert report is it won’t even make a blip. she’s juiceless, and this will sadly be her last term. shame to watch a former all star fade out with just a whimper like this, but not everyone has the talent to last in this league 000
Reposted by jawnpaulsartePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163214190
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteJan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Y'all should check your voter registration! 412514
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I liked @charlieoconn.bsky.social ‘s rationalization of the original article and the Flyer’s ranking in it, but this extra deep dive is nice to see. It’s easy to root for these guys but from the outside looking in, the Flyers need big leaps from 7-8 current NHL skaters to really contend right now 010
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026in 10 years i am going to be screaming at a busy street corner that a prominent government agency is full of dog fuckers and the agency director personally fought for the policy in front of congress and no one is going to believe me 040
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 16/09/202660 seconds in and i was ready to run through a brick wall for Hawaii 010
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026settin up camp 5 feet from the snack window, that’s where i’d be too 000
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if sheeran actually tries to keep the tour going by himself i hope Philly shows up outside to let him know what a bozo he is 000
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid 983630458
jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ghost bongo, you magnificent bastard you did it again 000
Reposted by jawnpaulsarteAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth 11678793674