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jawnpaulsarte

@jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social
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im just here to read and like posts posting about philly sports, my dog, politic born and raised in south jersey, currently in nashville he/him

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 23h
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 4h
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
inquirer.com
The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 8h
Here’s to you, Nicola and Bart
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 8h
YES! after everything trump has put us through, America is FINALLY ready for a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities
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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OH MY GOD JUST TAKE THE GLASSES OFF
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Car Park Capital is $15.29 on Steam early access (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/Frahvdu
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/10/2026
they’ve absolutely been mic’ing up the goalposts different since the doink became a cultural phenomenon and now doink integrity is compromised. solid doinks used to be a fun change of pace, now they all sound like this. they’re juicing the doinks #TheyreJuicingTheDoinks
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
flyers lol
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
flyers lol
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best news of the day: www.inquirer.com/business/phi...
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Philadelphia Inquirer employees secure new union contract with raises and AI protections
Under the new three-year contract, members will see healthcare costs increase for the first time in 20 years, the union said.
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
absolutely perfect
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joseph Woll got juuuuuuuuust enough of the puck to stop a sure goal! 🙅‍♂️
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FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would let Lauren Hart drive over my body with an all new GMC Yukon
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the 2026 Phillies have been eliminated from postseason contention
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first they laughed at him…
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the 2026 Phillies have been eliminated from postseason contention
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and the excellent @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social article about it defector.com/saquon-barkl...
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Saquon Barkley Lured Me To An Arena Where I Learned Passive Income Is Holy | Defector
PHILADELPHIA — The Benham Brothers think they are very funny and very smart. They are 50-year-old tall, blonde, identical twins who have a series of scripted jokes that mostly amount to calling each o...
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
with shameless grifitng skills like this it is a wonder that Tebow isn't a GOP house rep by now
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'll be honest, i've been way down on the eagles ever since I saw Sirianni and half the fucking team are wrapped up in the LifeSurge scam bullshit. really hard to cheer for these guys knowing they're happily and unrepentantly lying to vulnerable people and financially ruining lives
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Hang on, just checking in with maybe the single most transparently conflicted-out person in all this. He says it’s fine
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
welp that’s it for my clubmasters i guess
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Patrick Bateman raising a son
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hi sir, yes i think you have a strong legal case here for a civil RICO lawsuit. just max out one more credit card to pay for me legal retainer and my firm will get right on it
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this looks beautiful, I hope it was written in native assembly
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Senator Lennie announces George is new campaign manager, also adds Slim and Curley to staff
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been
Four photos of Carrie taking and wearing Peter's glasses
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2026 Phillies vibes have either been overtly putrid or tepidly enjoyable from day 1. the other big 3 are all in ascendance or at the summit, the city is just tapped out on positive vibes to spare for the fightins. they need to look within and manifest joy for themselves, before it’s too late
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the sad thing about this most recent Boebert report is it won’t even make a blip. she’s juiceless, and this will sadly be her last term. shame to watch a former all star fade out with just a whimper like this, but not everyone has the talent to last in this league
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Y'all should check your voter registration!
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
US SENATE RATS Leave SINKING SHIP 1892 by SHEEHAN HILL
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I liked @charlieoconn.bsky.social ‘s rationalization of the original article and the Flyer’s ranking in it, but this extra deep dive is nice to see. It’s easy to root for these guys but from the outside looking in, the Flyers need big leaps from 7-8 current NHL skaters to really contend right now
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in 10 years i am going to be screaming at a busy street corner that a prominent government agency is full of dog fuckers and the agency director personally fought for the policy in front of congress and no one is going to believe me
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
60 seconds in and i was ready to run through a brick wall for Hawaii
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
settin up camp 5 feet from the snack window, that’s where i’d be too
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if sheeran actually tries to keep the tour going by himself i hope Philly shows up outside to let him know what a bozo he is
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ghost bongo, you magnificent bastard you did it again
instagram post by ghost bongo showing the new shirt drop. it’s the legend of zelda ocarina of time logo with the word Eagles replacing zelda, the typeface in kelly green color. Navi is at the bottom saying Hey! LISTEN, Dickhead!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 13/09/2026
Star Trek TNG "The Survivors"; Commander Riker, Doctor Crusher, and Worf on an alien planet; Riker is hanging upside down, with caption: I'm Commander William Riker of the USS Enterprise
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN
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jawnpaulsarte @jawnpaulsarte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
choose your favorite buteur
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