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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
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Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman. Above Average Posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp2… ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fuck? The world is losing their damn minds.
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Lydia 🥀 @lydz.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey cis people You do not get to use the word “tranny”. Not if someone else uses it. Not if you’re making a joke. Not if you’re being ironic. Not if you’re making fun of someone who said it. It is not your word to use UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kid rock went out and shot a bunch of beer cans because Budweiser dared celebrate a trans person. But yeah, they’re the voice of reason now, sure.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, trans folk have taken significant abuse, especially of late, and it would be notable to have a platform that supported them rather than further marginalizing them.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe, but if a mod decision has angered so many people, particularly marginalized people, I’d think it would be worth looking into. This place has been a haven for the trans community and it would be amazing if it stayed that way.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dang, if people were saying awful stuff like that about me, I’d probably reflect on what I might have done to prompt it.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Little known fact: most yacht rock fans can’t even name a yacht.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would be tragic
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our nearest local corn maze is an homage to Charlie Kirk, so I’ll have to pass. 😢
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m a fever fan, being in Indiana, but CC and Sophie do make it a challenge. So I just root for AB and Kelsey.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@m-tracey.bsky.social I’m Jane Doe, and you can’t prove otherwise.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Con Air? 😉😂
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw them in concert last month. Amazing. Also this song came on when I was driving home yesterday.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worst playing or the worst human? Or both?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was an accident, I swear.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I’m sure you’ll succeed.
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I tell my husband I’m going to do something, I’m going to do it. No need to remind me every six months.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think maybe I was funnier last year.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how we save the planet.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
Alt: Marsha Brady Sarcastic saying 'Sure, Jan'
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it a giant margarita glass or tiny cats?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘Murica!
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are a lot of cruel stereotypes of people in the Midwest, and they’re all true.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t have turned out worse than her GP cast mate.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird that he and I are wearing the same outfit.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made it to the Midwest, eh?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The same book was made into the 1999 movie “The Haunting”. Superb cast, ok movie.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably due for a rewatch.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woot! Woot!
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m “have a work and home heating pad” years old.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Owning the libs. Got three locked in the basement.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mid
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But the “this post has 69 likes” at least is serious, right?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Give the edible 10 more minutes and that may not be true.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever I see a couple with a shared Facebook account, I wonder what he did.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
there is no more "not all men" allowed. not in 2026.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boomers, am I right?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why the fuck did they teach us how to diagram sentences? How has that ever helped me in life?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking of going to the discover feed, just to feel something.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Judge None Choose One (only because I looked it up). Though I’m sure it’s not a coincidence JNCO sounds like Jean Co.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guessing repeating that with your cat doesn’t get the desired response.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Figures.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Purrfume, for your cats butthole they insist on showing you at every opportunity
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unfortunately that’s how EDs work. So sorry you’re fighting this along with everything else. 🫂
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see what meta did making their ai a cute little avatar. But I’ve seen enough sci-fi movies to know that’s when things begin to go to shit.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I spent about 15 years in a fundamentalist pentecostal cult. Lived and worked there for 5 years. On the upside, I met my wife there, and none of us are trapped in that BS anymore
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did we break Bsky again or is it my stupid phone?
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sadly, there was a time I would have been interested in this. 😬
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So apparently this is something that has happened. Good to know.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The friend passed a few years ago, so he’s probably plugged as we speak.
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