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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

@jasontheaverage.bsky.social

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Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman. Above Average Posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp2… ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I spent the day at the worst pride festival I’ve ever been to. Won’t go into details, but this was the highlight.

An opossum on the shoulder of a woman wearing a gray tshirt and jeans.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And my kid’s cat (who lives with us at the moment)

An orange and white cat looking up from the inside of an empty laundry basket.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That’s a lot of pressure. Here are my dogs hope that helps.

A husky laying lazily on an orange couch.

A poodle laying calmly on a grey pillow in front of a cream colored cabinet.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Its 75 degrees out. Dogs are it’s watching out the window to bark at everyone who walks past.

Husky sitting and staring intently, hoping for something outside to bark at.

Poodle laying down on chair in front of the window, looking for anything he can bark at. (Ignore the jergens lotion on the table)

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Greg still holds the lead, but Obama has entered the competition at shitsky38.com

Screenshot of shitsky38.com showing a list of shitposters with the number of votes they’ve received. Notably Barack Obama is tied for 97th with two votes.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ll compromise with sexy Alf.

Screenshot of a sexy Alf looking very buff while holding the string of his pants.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This was my first car. It was enormous.

A blue 1973 Olds 98 with a black top and white wall tires sitting on a gravel parking area on the side of the road.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Calm down, Little Debbie.

Picture of a box of Little Debbie soft baked Nutty Buddy Crème Pies.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not too far from yours.

Screenshot of results of woke/chud showing a red dot in the lower left corner indicating acts and is woke.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Avengers generator image of Dr Doom turning away and in the Avengers font says “Brazilian Taint Wax”

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How did I just today realize there is a fifth Beatles in the Abbey Road album cover pic?

The Beatles Abbey Road album cover featuring the band in different colored suits walking across a cross wall, Paul without shoes. Just beside George is a cream colored VW Beatle.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation-

O picture of a silver minivan with a truck bed in the rear.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Posted this and within half an hour I was blocked.

Screenshot of quote post by me saying “maybe if right wing news outlets are aligning themselves with you it’s time to do some self reflection “. The post being quoted shows Blocked because @kenjennings.bsky.social blocked me shortly after posting.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This katana?

Me at 17 with long light brown hair wearing jeans and a green button up shirt holding a bullwhip in my hands and a katana between my teeth. Several Stryper posters are in the background.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A sign in a grocery aisle with a picture of a blond haired woman holding a cracker up to her mouth. Above it says “crackers love cheese “.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Give me 4 versions of you

Jason Bateman in black and white wearing a leather jacket. His eyes are closed and his hands are running through his hair. It looks like it’s raining

Jason Bateman in black and white wearing a leather jacket over a jean jacket over a white tshirt.

Jason Bateman in a baseball cap making a stern facial expression

Jason Bateman standing behind a microphone wearing a tuxedo.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What’s your sign?

Picture of a sign in a grocery store aisle. It has a picture of a blond haired woman holding a cracker to her mouth and a plate in her other hand. Above the picture it says “crackers love cheese”.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What’s your sign?

A maroon pin with the word “fucker” in gold and a gold and red crown on top.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A picture of JD Vance’s head with a blue background and the words “the rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check”

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

First image in my camera roll that made me laugh out loud

A picture of a yellow and grey parakeet with the phrase “masturbation among birds is natural and should not be punished, says experts” below the picture.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

About as close as I’ve been.

Picture of me at 17 wearing jeans and a green button up shirt. I’m holding a black bullwhip between my hands and have a katana between my teeth. There are Stryper posters in the wall behind me.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I really like the new Nine Inch Nails cars.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Pairs well with:

A hamgina. A ham with a labia in the center, roasting on a foil pan with some of its cooked juices seeping out the front.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

For reference

Screen shot from Emma™️ saying “I’m not Dutch I’m a woman”

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

A shot from the 1990 movie Flatliners with Kiefer Sutherland laying on a surgery table with hoses and wires connected to him. Standing around him are Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts, Oliver Platt, and Billy Baldwin.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Yep, climate change is causing wildfires that have half of North America engulfed in smoke. But sure, build more data centers. We can always buy air.

Mel Brooks from Spaceballs sniffing a green can labeled “Perri-air” with. Larger perri-air can on the top right of the picture.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What I’ll miss most are the SNL weekend updates with a pic like this where they say “Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching a group of small children being attacked by alligators”.

Picture of Mitch McConnell wearing a pin striped suit, a red polka dot tie, and an evil smile.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image~

Jason Momoa with wind blown hair wearing a pink suit with a purple collar and pink ribbon trim. The suit has a pattern somewhat resembling paper snowflakes. He is wearing no shirt under the suit jacket.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Will Poulter was 2 years old when Sid was introduced on Toy Story. Hard to believe.

Left - Will Poulter in a tuxedo in front of a British Academy Awards backdrop. Right - Sid from Toy Story wearing a black T-shirt with a white skull on it. Both pictures shown for the similarity in looks between the two.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Do you?

Screenshot of a store display with a bottle of Dr. Peepee Cream Swirl with the words “do you dare to cream?” To the left is a shelf full of 2 liter bottles of Diet Conk.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Courtesy of @janewiedlin.bsky.social. Happy pride!

Screenshot of an Instagram post from Jane Weidlin of The GoGos. A rainbow against a sslightly cloudy sky with the words “every time someone complains about pride month, God sucks a dick”

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

black and white

Black and white picture of Jason Bateman wearing a leather jacket over a white shirt. He has a beard and is running his hands through his hair. It appears to be raining.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Animal Kaomoji Test - BabyBear

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The most dangerous game.

Two purple slugs with the words “both want to be the male” and “only one gets to be. They fight with their male organs for the right. The loser gets pregnant. “ in the top right of and “the most honest statement in reproductive cost in biology” at the bottom left. Below there is a diagram of the sex organs of the slugs.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Yeah, four of em. But I’d love to add a few more. This is my favorite.

A tattoo on a forearm. It had a mushroom with a yellow and purple cap and a butterfly above it with pink and blue wings.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (if you feel like it)

Chevy Chase as Cow Man on the SNL sketch Goatboy. He has a large ring in his nose with cow ears and a hoof on his left hand. He’s wearing a tan leisure suite jacket with a white wide collared shirt.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Best Sesame Street/Muppets character, Go!

Screenshot of a very sexy and posted by Faine Greenwood.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

That was before my time, though it sounded lovely. Maybe another sexy muppet will make its rounds.

A picture of the cover of TV Week featuring Grover the muppet over the shoulder of a smoldering Elliott Gould in a white Henley and brown overalls.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

If my vibes were made into an album, this would be the cover

Black and white picture of Jason Bateman in the rain. He is running his hands through his hair and is wearing a leather jacket over a white shirt.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Mr Mustachio, a dark gray and white cat with what appears to be a mustache. He is laying on a mesh basket.

A close up of an orange female cat laying on a floral pillow.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I know y’all love cats, but I don’t have any. However, I did visit a cat cafe today.

A grey cat with white paws laying inside a box on a gray and white striped blanket.

Mr Mustachio, a dark gray and white cat, is laying inside of a white fur lined cubby.

A rare female orange cat laying and sleeping on a red floral pillow on a wicker chair.

Mr Mustachio’s dark gray and white face with what appears to be a dark gray mustache, has his head peaking out of a hole in a white cubby.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Post a classic work of literature. Wrong answers only. Moby Dick

Picture of a massive arm shaped dildo next to.grey soda can. Beside it are the words “extra large tyrannosaurus sex. Above are the words “get a bad dragon” they said. “It’ll be fun”, they said.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

But have you seen the Lion of Gripsholm Castle in Sweden?

The Lion of Gripsholm Castle, a very badly taxidermied Frankenstein looking male lion.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Found in my drafts folder:

Picture of a hamgina with juices below it on an aluminum pan.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses.

Black and white photo of Jason Bateman with messy hair and glasses, wearing a leather jacket over a Jean jacket, over a t shirt.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

A screenshot of a post by fungible thadius with the word current above a picture of a lady on the shoulders of some guy while holding up a martini and a bottle of booze
“We just did coke up the butt”

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.

The band Kiss from left to right, Paul Stanley, Peter Criss, Gene Simmons, and Ace Freyley with the band name on lights behind them.

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The more you know

Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I’m way more English than Irish, but that 1% is something.

Ancestry DNA results showing 31% southeast English, 14% Devon and Somerset 12% West Midlands. 11% East Midlands, 4% north east England, 14% northwest German, 2% northern wales, and 1% Irish