Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/09/2026It was impressive how deeply my wife was able to shrink into her theater seat during the trailer. She pulled off Homer’s bit without the shrubbery. 000
Reposted by Jason HeiserPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869501794
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 12/08/2026This is possibly my all-time favorite game series and I’m chuffed to have played a tiny role in this high-fidelity re-release.gamespress.comDARK CASTLE RETURNS: LUDIT RELEASES FAITHFUL REPLICAS OF TWO LANDMARK MACINTOSH GAMESIn the darkest days of the 1-bit Macintosh era, two adventures appeared... and now you can experience them again in much-more-than-1-bit-o-vision. 030
Reposted by Jason Heisermadi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Today in @minnesotareformer.com: the story of Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano, whose violent arrest by Border Patrol agents at a St. Paul Speedway went viral in the early weeks of Operation Metro Surge. You may have seen the video of him losing consciousness — and his breath seeming to stop.minnesotareformer.comOrbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano survived a violent arrest in St. Paul. It still haunts him. • Minnesota ReformerThe morning of Jan. 11 began for Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano with an ominous warning: The gas light on his Jeep Cherokee was glowing yellow on the dashboard. He didn’t want to go to work at the r... 12411
Reposted by Jason Heiser(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth? 122441
Reposted by Jason Heiserdaviss @daviss.org · 04/06/2026Light rail tracks over 35W and the colorful Riverside Plaza near Downtown Minneapolis. Have always loved this spot! 1641957
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/04/2026My shtick is, “I’m allergic to loyalty programs. They give me hemorrhoids.” 020
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 07/04/2026I have to read these “court stopped declining to block order to halt stopping and blocking“ at least three times. 010
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 06/04/2026Each of them slinks from the podium with their heads hanging low. 000
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/02/2026I’m curious to know why @tricivenola.bsky.social was not credited with the other creators for 1988’s “The Dungeon Revealed” despite her signature being in much of the game’s artwork. 050
Reposted by Jason HeiserAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/02/2026punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter 142066414
Reposted by Jason Heisertaylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis 327233477736
Reposted by Jason Heiserannheiser.bsky.social @annheiser.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.facebook.comJessica HauserI was Alex Pretti’s final nursing student. He was my friend and my nursing mentor. For the past four months, I stood shoulder to shoulder with him during my capstone preceptorship at the Minneapolis..... 2601219
Reposted by Jason HeiserLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 23/01/2026You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”. 124103903632
Reposted by Jason HeiserRon’s Computer Videos 🧍♂️🖥️📼 @ronscompvids.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Well I'm done with Facebook Marketplace today. 0134
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/12/2025Howdy folks coming from Greg Sargent’s repost. I am mostly an inveterate bandit of Little Free Libraries. Don’t expect much. 030
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 03/12/2025The infernal, glowing rectangles in everyone’s pocket gave us Trump, but now they’re saving us from him. 28211
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/11/2025“A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms.” 030
Reposted by Jason Heisereddie izzard and the lizard wizard @oldmanwall.bsky.social · 22/11/2025only about 4 of you may see this, but ... my pal is raising $ to freshen up his excellent 2006 documentary, small town gay bar, in advance of its 20-year anniv screening at [redacted] Film Festival. They're in the home stretch. Please help www.kickstarter.com/projects/163... 212
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/11/2025The most singular *record scratch* snap only fascism can afford. 010
Reposted by Jason HeiserBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one 665238942
Reposted by Jason HeiserPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 31/10/2025From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e... 9566185
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 21/10/2025Did you know Wong Kar-wai‘s 2000 masterpiece was almost called In the Mood for Nachos? 110
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/10/2025The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline. 110
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 07/10/2025Sure, I could have put my boxed copy of Creepy Castle on eBay and got a couple hundred dollars for it. But I wouldn’t have gotten this, which is priceless. 240
Reposted by Jason HeiserWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2025ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards 1314218765527
Reposted by Jason Heiserfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again 48189365470
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/09/2025I updated my PFP everywhere because my old picture was taken five years ago. The new one is fine, but there’s no getting around it: I look exactly like what I am, a dude in his 50s. I can’t believe I’m old. 150
Reposted by Jason HeiserPanic @panic.com · 15/09/2025Like every business, Panic has a curated, themed playlist that plays in our lobby, emanating office-parkily from a weird rock speaker. The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism. 1119224
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 28/07/2025Disappointed by the adoption rate of prefers-color-scheme by major sites. Too many of them still default to light mode and don’t use this media query. It’s been six years since it was widely adopted by most browser vendors! Harumph. 010
Reposted by Jason HeiserAmanda Montagne @amandamontagne01.bsky.social · 22/07/2025There is something astoundingly perverse is trying to use the language of workers' rights and class solidarity to defend a system that is designed and promoted by the managerial class to replace them. 231227
Reposted by Jason Heiserthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/07/2025In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5” 1648401079
Reposted by Jason HeiserAllison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 07/07/2025All these dipshits showed up strapped for Fallujah because blue cities are just so dangerous, and here's the mayor, looking like she's on her way to a baby shower. 201413279
Reposted by Jason HeiserFilm Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 17859301298
Reposted by Jason HeiserTodd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I've been driving past this place for seven years and just realized it's supposed to look like the front end of a Cadillac. 0181
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 13/06/2025Beware the man with the cane! archive.is/4zNhTarchive.is 010
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/06/2025“The constitution was not violated! it was merely disappointed.” 010
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 01/06/2025This is one of the newer dark patterns for big tech: bullshit search results 131
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/05/2025An old friend from my grade-school days tried to rope me into an MLM scheme about 25 years ago. Today he’s a Trump supporter. The writing was on the wall. 020
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 23/04/2025They caught Father Antifa. www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/23/l...nydailynews.comLong Island man, 83, arrested for damaging Teslas in parking lotVictor Divergilio, 83, scratched five Teslas at Roosevelt Field mall in Nassau County, police said. 230
Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/04/2025The prepared family comments: “Hey honey, hey kids, we’re the baddies.” 010