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Jason Heiser

@jason.heiser.org
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Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.

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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/09/2026
It was impressive how deeply my wife was able to shrink into her theater seat during the trailer. She pulled off Homer’s bit without the shrubbery.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 03/09/2026
This movie is loads of fun.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 12/08/2026
This is possibly my all-time favorite game series and I’m chuffed to have played a tiny role in this high-fidelity re-release.
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DARK CASTLE RETURNS: LUDIT RELEASES FAITHFUL REPLICAS OF TWO LANDMARK MACINTOSH GAMES
In the darkest days of the 1-bit Macintosh era, two adventures appeared... and now you can experience them again in much-more-than-1-bit-o-vision.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 03/08/2026
Newman’s Own should sue the shit out of them.
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today in @minnesotareformer.com: the story of Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano, whose violent arrest by Border Patrol agents at a St. Paul Speedway went viral in the early weeks of Operation Metro Surge. You may have seen the video of him losing consciousness — and his breath seeming to stop.
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Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano survived a violent arrest in St. Paul. It still haunts him. • Minnesota Reformer
The morning of Jan. 11 began for Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano with an ominous warning: The gas light on his Jeep Cherokee was glowing yellow on the dashboard. He didn’t want to go to work at the r...
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/06/2026
Something I preserved.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/06/2026
Something I made.
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daviss @daviss.org · 04/06/2026
Light rail tracks over 35W and the colorful Riverside Plaza near Downtown Minneapolis. Have always loved this spot!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/04/2026
My shtick is, “I’m allergic to loyalty programs. They give me hemorrhoids.”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 07/04/2026
I have to read these “court stopped declining to block order to halt stopping and blocking“ at least three times.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 06/04/2026
Each of them slinks from the podium with their heads hanging low.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/02/2026
I’m curious to know why @tricivenola.bsky.social was not credited with the other creators for 1988’s “The Dungeon Revealed” despite her signature being in much of the game’s artwork.
Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a triumphant warrior holds a glimmering orb overhead and a caption reads, “You escaped with the Orb!”Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a screen crediting the game’s creators (John Raymonds, Dan Ferguson, John Morgan, David Russo) does not mention the contributions of Trici Venola, the Queen of 50% Gray.Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a warrior backed into a corner faces off against a freaky scaled monster.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 08/02/2026
Are you pulling my leg?!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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annheiser.bsky.social @annheiser.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.
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Jessica Hauser
I was Alex Pretti’s final nursing student. He was my friend and my nursing mentor. For the past four months, I stood shoulder to shoulder with him during my capstone preceptorship at the Minneapolis.....
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
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Ron’s Computer Videos 🧍‍♂️🖥️📼 @ronscompvids.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Well I'm done with Facebook Marketplace today.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/12/2025
Howdy folks coming from Greg Sargent’s repost. I am mostly an inveterate bandit of Little Free Libraries. Don’t expect much.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 03/12/2025
The infernal, glowing rectangles in everyone’s pocket gave us Trump, but now they’re saving us from him.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/11/2025
“A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms.”
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eddie izzard and the lizard wizard @oldmanwall.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
only about 4 of you may see this, but ... my pal is raising $ to freshen up his excellent 2006 documentary, small town gay bar, in advance of its 20-year anniv screening at [redacted] Film Festival. They're in the home stretch. Please help www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/11/2025
The most singular *record scratch* snap only fascism can afford.
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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tempest keep truther @mothy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
good Reddit
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 21/10/2025
Did you know Wong Kar-wai‘s 2000 masterpiece was almost called In the Mood for Nachos?
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/10/2025
The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline.
Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline.Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 07/10/2025
Sure, I could have put my boxed copy of Creepy Castle on eBay and got a couple hundred dollars for it. But I wouldn’t have gotten this, which is priceless.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/09/2025
I updated my PFP everywhere because my old picture was taken five years ago. The new one is fine, but there’s no getting around it: I look exactly like what I am, a dude in his 50s. I can’t believe I’m old.
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Panic @panic.com · 15/09/2025
Like every business, Panic has a curated, themed playlist that plays in our lobby, emanating office-parkily from a weird rock speaker. The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 28/07/2025
Disappointed by the adoption rate of prefers-color-scheme by major sites. Too many of them still default to light mode and don’t use this media query. It’s been six years since it was widely adopted by most browser vendors! Harumph.
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Amanda Montagne @amandamontagne01.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
There is something astoundingly perverse is trying to use the language of workers' rights and class solidarity to defend a system that is designed and promoted by the managerial class to replace them.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 07/07/2025
All these dipshits showed up strapped for Fallujah because blue cities are just so dangerous, and here's the mayor, looking like she's on her way to a baby shower.
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Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I've been driving past this place for seven years and just realized it's supposed to look like the front end of a Cadillac.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 13/06/2025
Beware the man with the cane! archive.is/4zNhT
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/06/2025
“The constitution was not violated! it was merely disappointed.”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 01/06/2025
This is one of the newer dark patterns for big tech: bullshit search results
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/05/2025
An old friend from my grade-school days tried to rope me into an MLM scheme about 25 years ago. Today he’s a Trump supporter. The writing was on the wall.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/05/2025
My three frien—
Mr. Kidd, Dr. Tynan, and Mr. Wint, best friends for life.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 23/04/2025
They caught Father Antifa. www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/23/l...
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Long Island man, 83, arrested for damaging Teslas in parking lot
Victor Divergilio, 83, scratched five Teslas at Roosevelt Field mall in Nassau County, police said.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/04/2025
The prepared family comments: “Hey honey, hey kids, we’re the baddies.”
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