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Jason Heiser

@jason.heiser.org
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Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.

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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/04/2026
Down the hatch.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/04/2026
When you misspell your doula’s name.
Margo Martindale aimin’ to please
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/02/2026
I’m curious to know why @tricivenola.bsky.social was not credited with the other creators for 1988’s “The Dungeon Revealed” despite her signature being in much of the game’s artwork.
Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a triumphant warrior holds a glimmering orb overhead and a caption reads, “You escaped with the Orb!”Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a screen crediting the game’s creators (John Raymonds, Dan Ferguson, John Morgan, David Russo) does not mention the contributions of Trici Venola, the Queen of 50% Gray.Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a warrior backed into a corner faces off against a freaky scaled monster.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 23/01/2026
The basic formula for these has remained constant but the details are sometimes amusing.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 09/12/2025
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 24/11/2025
Today!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/10/2025
The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline.
Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline.Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/09/2025
Nice to meetcha.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 27/08/2025
I love that we had the same idea.
Old tweet from the bad site complaining about clouds.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 20/06/2025
I gotchu
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 19/06/2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 13/05/2025
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/05/2025
My three frien—
Mr. Kidd, Dr. Tynan, and Mr. Wint, best friends for life.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 11/04/2025
They’re committed to paper like his blind trust was.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/04/2025
Satiric executive order that says “KEEPING YUCKY RAISINS OUT OF OATMEAL COOKIES”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 09/04/2025
turning a big dial taht says "Tariffs" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/03/2025
AND SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A MOVIE!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/03/2025
Years ago I shared this on the other site. It’s my favorite piece of glurge.
An ironic inspirational meme being shared unironically: “The man can't see the snake biting his wife, and the woman can't see the boulder on her husbands back, the moral of the story here is that sometimes a man can't see the pain his wife is suffering from and women can't understand the pressure men feel on a day to day basis, within couples we need to learn to understand each other more and communicate better so we can seek out the problems and turn weaknesses into strengths”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 27/02/2025
A smoldering Gene Hackman (wearing a wig) photographed by Herb Ritts for an unknown project.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 11/02/2025
“I’m a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H.W. Plainview.”
There Will be Musk
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/10/2024
POINT: “The user interface doesn’t really need a ‘quit confirmation’ screen.” COUNTERPOINT:
Quit confirmation screen in the spirit of Robert Crumb’s “Keep on Truckin’” cartoon
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/09/2024
Parody of Trump’s “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT” social media outburst with a spoof of Ronald Reagan exclaiming “I HATE MICHAEL JACKSON!”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/09/2024
Yeah, yeah.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 31/08/2024
Do not touch g spot on diskette.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 21/08/2024
The spirit of Yahoo! Answers lives on.
Google suggesting the question “How common is vagina dentata?” for this search term.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 06/08/2024
That’s the stuff!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 12/03/2024
I think @dawse.bsky.social will want one of these. bottleneckgallery.com/blogs/news/b...
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 31/10/2023
Relevant content from the dead bird site.
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