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Jason Heiser

@jason.heiser.org
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Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.

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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 01/10/2026
My father was assisted off this mortal plane very delicately by a vascular specialist who expertly administered palliative infusions for him. But he was a patient, not a prisoner. I don’t think comfort and care are words in the vocabulary of the prison-industrial complex.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/09/2026
Charles Dance knows how to teach remedial geometry. youtu.be/g751-jjKXC0?...
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Last Action Hero Best Scenes - Now You Turn 360 On Me?
YouTube video by FilmScout
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/09/2026
It was impressive how deeply my wife was able to shrink into her theater seat during the trailer. She pulled off Homer’s bit without the shrubbery.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 25/09/2026
We have a very old boy in his twilight. I can only hope we still have him for another year or two. Every day is a blessing. My deepest condolences.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 23/09/2026
Good parents make a JSON.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/09/2026
I can’t not like good CRT posts!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 07/09/2026
You might enjoy this remembrance. www.lukaskendall.com/post/remembe...
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Remembering Leonard Rosenman
I’ve wanted to write this piece for some time, but have put it off because it’s a little complicated—and, also, personal and emotional.The first time I remember consciously encountering the music of L...
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 03/09/2026
This movie is loads of fun.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 29/08/2026
C O M I N G S O O N Cocktail: Double Pour
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 14/08/2026
Yam-yam-yam!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 12/08/2026
This is possibly my all-time favorite game series and I’m chuffed to have played a tiny role in this high-fidelity re-release.
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DARK CASTLE RETURNS: LUDIT RELEASES FAITHFUL REPLICAS OF TWO LANDMARK MACINTOSH GAMES
In the darkest days of the 1-bit Macintosh era, two adventures appeared... and now you can experience them again in much-more-than-1-bit-o-vision.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 03/08/2026
Newman’s Own should sue the shit out of them.
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today in @minnesotareformer.com: the story of Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano, whose violent arrest by Border Patrol agents at a St. Paul Speedway went viral in the early weeks of Operation Metro Surge. You may have seen the video of him losing consciousness — and his breath seeming to stop.
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Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano survived a violent arrest in St. Paul. It still haunts him. • Minnesota Reformer
The morning of Jan. 11 began for Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano with an ominous warning: The gas light on his Jeep Cherokee was glowing yellow on the dashboard. He didn’t want to go to work at the r...
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 30/06/2026
Trici was the Queen of 50% Gray. She replied to me earlier this year but her account is now gone. bsky.app/profile/jaso...
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/06/2026
Something I preserved.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/06/2026
Something I made.
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daviss @daviss.org · 04/06/2026
Light rail tracks over 35W and the colorful Riverside Plaza near Downtown Minneapolis. Have always loved this spot!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 11/05/2026
I hope AI keep struggling with words on signage forever the same way it can’t count the Rs in strawberry.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 05/05/2026
You can make your own Spatial Audio by waving your hands behind your iPhone like you’re playing the theremin.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 26/04/2026
An assassination attempt on his life is actually flattering to him.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 18/04/2026
The domino effect of Bush v. Gore is crushing to ponder. If only we’d fought just a little harder.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/04/2026
Down the hatch.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/04/2026
When you misspell your doula’s name.
Margo Martindale aimin’ to please
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/04/2026
My shtick is, “I’m allergic to loyalty programs. They give me hemorrhoids.”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 07/04/2026
I have to read these “court stopped declining to block order to halt stopping and blocking“ at least three times.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 06/04/2026
Each of them slinks from the podium with their heads hanging low.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 04/04/2026
Cockalorum is sitting right there.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 18/03/2026
Is it just me or does Guybrush look a bit lo-fi?
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 15/03/2026
There was no Russian interference in 2016? That’s the last straw for you, fella. See ya later.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 14/03/2026
I used that cassette in an insulting ploy on my dad after he spotted a pack of Marlboros in my coat.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 09/03/2026
Absolutely it is one of his favorite perks of the job. Unidirectional bloviation lights up his pleasure centers like a discotheque.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 18/02/2026
It happens. There is a difference between “yeah but no“ and “no but yeah” and I probably have it wrong!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 18/02/2026
Don’t tell @robertpicardo.bsky.social.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 18/02/2026
lol, Grok’s answer is still “no, but yeah”
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 17/02/2026
I’m curious to know why @tricivenola.bsky.social was not credited with the other creators for 1988’s “The Dungeon Revealed” despite her signature being in much of the game’s artwork.
Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a triumphant warrior holds a glimmering orb overhead and a caption reads, “You escaped with the Orb!”Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a screen crediting the game’s creators (John Raymonds, Dan Ferguson, John Morgan, David Russo) does not mention the contributions of Trici Venola, the Queen of 50% Gray.Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a warrior backed into a corner faces off against a freaky scaled monster.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 16/02/2026
They were handing out keys to the city willy-nilly.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 11/02/2026
Hot damn!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 10/02/2026
That doesn’t look web safe to me.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 09/02/2026
1989’s most enduring blockbuster earworm: Bobby Brown > Prince
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 08/02/2026
Are you pulling my leg?!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/02/2026
Err, Highland Family Eye Care. Names are similar but they are different businesses!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/02/2026
My friend @sal-ubrious.bsky.social recommended Highland Eye Clinic to me two years ago. They’re good!
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 02/02/2026
I really want to believe that most of ICE’s budgetary windfall is being siphoned off by the MAGA grifter complex.
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 31/01/2026
Now Playing: The Institute (Jefferson Institute) / No Interview
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Jason Heiser @jason.heiser.org · 28/01/2026
If this was a tournament bracket where his misfires faced off for a consolation prize, I would be rooting for Crimewave. It’s definitely not for general audiences but it’s undeniably entertaining for Raimi sickos.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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annheiser.bsky.social @annheiser.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.
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Jessica Hauser
I was Alex Pretti’s final nursing student. He was my friend and my nursing mentor. For the past four months, I stood shoulder to shoulder with him during my capstone preceptorship at the Minneapolis.....
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