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@jarmbruster.bsky.social
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Born silly, made to rage.

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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Bro our Claudes BOTH said we'd be together forever bro." Cheap avenue for horror in the future.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The balding middleweight construction worker off camera mutters it at 1:12 if you isolate his voice.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
His cone was a Mister Softee. Trust.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Promises made, promises kept.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Fuck my wife would love that. Thanks for the date night food idea.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When Republicans talk about and implement total partisan media takeover, their plans for “internet safety” also factor in. They want to concentrate online power into platforms they can control, but they’re disguising it as bipartisan efforts to keep kids safe online.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/03/2026
yeah the damage a single bad billionaire can do wildly outstrips any positive impact even a theoretically ideal billionaire can have more, I think that the kind of person you need to be to become a billionaire tends to select for the worst outcomes in all but the rarest of cases
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 01/03/2026
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sick.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Fuck. I put these back because of the price last time my wife and I saw them. Not next time.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"I don't have time for fun - I'm trying to get my daily checklist done."
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
I have little patience for regular people who use language to dance around the truth instead of tell it At this historical moment, I have NO patience for politicians who do it
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
what it comes down to is this: if human rights are something you have to deserve, then anyone - including you! - can be deemed undeserving. and once you believe that, the only thing separating you from a fascist is a little bit of haggling over the price.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I can hear this image, and can recite this speech without looking. My sister and I mostly asked him to curse.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I raised my hands to the sky, just in case it's all real.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
POLYGLOBE JUST GOT ANOTHER MASSIVE UPGRADE 🌐

DeepStateLive’s Ukraine war map is now draped directly onto the globe, live and synced with @Polymarket
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Shaded control zones, shifting frontlines, Russian/Belarusian unit icons and direction of attack arrows all sitting under your markets and OSINT in near real time.

These Ukraine geo markets confuse people constantly. is it the city limits, the oblast, “enter” vs “capture all of”? 

Now, when you hover a market, we draw the exact area of operation it resolves on and spell out the rule in plain English.

No more rule debates, no more guessing what actually settles.

The only way to monitor the situation.
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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I need adults to understand that "fairness" is not niceness. If you have behaved poorly multiple times it is *entirely fair* for people to approach you as though you will continue to.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fight don’t fold.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I gain a half inch every time I read a Scalzi novel. Admittedly, it's around my waist...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/10/2025
this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House” this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/10/2025
Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-fi…
Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Alright but hear me out. This whole thing except now it's you and you have SSJ hair. Cool now, right? Hypocrite.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Late stage idiocracy
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Big "it's a banana, Michael" energy here from Cuomo. It's obvious he doesn't have any idea of the value scale of any cited dollar amount. He just blended them together and thought added empty sass would make his point stick. Out of touch douche bag.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Whoever you're looking for is out there. Love is not dead.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Solidarity!
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
All the shitty, awful technologies are going FULL SPEED AHEAD. Meanwhile, we have new vaccine technologies that could *literally cure cancer, a thing we've been trying to do since we found out cancer was a thing* and to that, RFK just mumbles "nah" through a mouthful of roadkill. This is the worst.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
They're trying to take everything from us, including satire.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
All those concerned onlookers could be part of your downstream if you just locked in and focused on what mattered.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
An artist at a little local show today told me that his sales only subsidized his hobby making cool local-themed art in his basement while high and raging out to music. I really dig my new Baltimore Punk shirt and I'm glad he'll use my cash for more weed.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I’m not saying we shouldn’t call, email, and protest. We should annoy them and waste as much of their time as possible. But the victim-blaming needs to stop. We shouldn’t have to call our representatives every day to remind them to do their jobs. It’s not our fault when they refuse.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
He blames the citizenry for the consequences, and thinks himself untouchable. Smug grampa smiles at the board game while his opponent is away looting the house and killing his family.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
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Michael Senters the Sigillite:ABD (Uma 7th Next Week) @mikesenters.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
So basically all of Game Theory can just be chucked out the fucking window now, right? I never have to think about a Nash Equilibrium again? Cause the idea any of this is rational is beyond the fucking pale.
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The most useless dumb fucks get all of the profit because we've made *ideas* into capital, while the scientists and engineers (and the labor chain more widely) that manifest those ideas beg for crumbs. Wouldn't there be more incentive to build wonders if the benefits were more equitably shared?
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
never forget that you're valid and by that i mean stop taking shit out on yourself and instead take it out on the fuckers that deserve it
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Like the Fuhrerwagon? Couldn't have been worse.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 13/04/2025
Conservatives have understood at a visceral level for 70 years that the defeat of fascism by the liberal order was destructive to their legitimacy. So while many tried to write themselves into the history of liberalism, others tried to rewrite the history of fascism. The latter camp is now ascendant
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Who's the douche blocking your sick banana pic? Some people...
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Gnome @jarmbruster.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The ghosts of eastern forests are with me. We mourn for the dead and the soon to be. If you are selfish enough to claim ownership of the Earth, but by your actions it's rendered a desiccated wasteland, where's the fucking prize? What's the fucking point? Are we addicts to "money number go up"?
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