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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 12h
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 14h
It's not the corruption, it's the incompetent corruption.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NO NOTES
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I had that same thing, until quite recently and so does Dave, you can make it with switched up eggs too.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Medium sized shakshuka?
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Half / three quarters of a cake can be frozen just as successfully as a whole one.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watched The Matchbox Movie. Not an original thought or frame in the entire thing, but that's ok.
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lads, he’s not someone from a council estate who’s won Britain’s Got Talent
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The reason I like crochet more than knitting is because crochet is so much more forgiving of enthusiastic amateurs. Just do what you want to do and see what falls off your hook.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arcade, Huddersfield. Health +60% Mana +90%
Eggs Benedict made with bagel and crispy bacon. The egg yolk has oozed out over the edge of the plate in delicious messiness.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These are the people buying curses on Etsy.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And this is why we don't do social, and why we are typically tucked up in bed by 9pm. An entire day feeling like every muscle and joint hate each other and brain has walked out for some air.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've gone to a party by mistake
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Holiday By Mistake Withnail
Alt: Holiday By Mistake Withnail
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Overdiagnosis” is the new transphobia. It’s the same people
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's beautiful
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 09/10/2026
Note: the headline is absolutely not what the report said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... (it was more measured and the actual risk of over diagnosis is based on "well numbers are increasing" which, you know, we could also say of cancer)
bbc.co.uk
ADHD and autism at risk of over-diagnosis, says government review
The review, which focuses on younger people, warned there was a risk society was moving from an era of under-diagnosis to over-diagnosis.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very hopeful that now the tiles, splash walls and the shower enclosure are installed and the rest of the suite is unboxed and in the room, that bathroom remodel might complete tomorrow! (Mostly excited about the fancy mirror I've bought, age doesn't come by itself)
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Will Of The People is only sacrosanct when it's really their will.
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Talis Kimberley🇪🇺 @taliskimberley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🧵 In these cooler, damper days, we have begun reaching for raincoats & mittens & scarves & hats, at last. Summer did NOT want to let go of the year. Poor Autumn has been very patient but really, it IS her turn. 1/? #microfic #October
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Waiting so patiently
Screenshot from libro.fm audiobook app, showing A Scholar's Guide to Demonology & Other Dark Arts will be available tomorrow
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have a Sense of Humour Ffs ….
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's hit and miss, the characters go from insufferable, to getting sympathetic, then back to insufferable again. The Covid lockdown stuff, I found quite touching, but maybe it was just of that time.
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Rachael Smith @rachaelsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friends, do you (or someone you know) own/work in a shop that might be appropriate to have some of my Kickstarter flyers on your counter? If so please let me know and I’ll send you some (along with a little thank you gift) in the post! Thank you in advance xxx
Leaflets for NAP COMIX, a comic about surviving parenthood.Leaflets for NAP COMIX, a comic about surviving parenthood.
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta say until you read the actual motion it's not clear just how rabid the Greens' positioning is. The motion calls for the end of the State of Israel.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if Cruise didn't give me the ick, wtf?
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For those confused about why you need a TV - mind your business, man wants a TV.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artist: mrlovenstein.com
our-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring a green frog and a green turtle against a light blue background.

Panel 1: The frog asks the turtle, "how do I deal with issues beyond my control?"

Panel 2: The turtle responds, "worry about them non-stop".

Panel 3: The frog asks, "how does that help?" to which the turtle answers, "it doesn't".

Panel 4: The frog cheerfully replies, "sounds great, thank you!"
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 29/09/2026
Maybe you need some books about a man for our times, a violent, sweary necromancer with anger management issues. The Eric Carter series www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/EC2/e...
penguinrandomhouse.com
Eric Carter
Buy books online and find book series such as Eric Carter written by Stephen Blackmoore from PenguinRandomHouse.com
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it objectively worse when women's jeans pockets are shallower than your finger length, or when they're entirely fake? I think silly shallow pockets are worse.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yes, vanilla. The most unsettling of all the flavours.
A supermarket shelf of Oreos. The box reads "spooky vanilla flavour" with the spooky in orange capital letters slightly out of line in an apparently spooky way
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At long last! They’re here! Tall Tales & Murder, a bonkers caper, very loosely based on the brilliant novels by @caimhmc.bsky.social, starts on RTÉ and RTÉPlayer tonight. It is, as they rightly say, gas.
The cast of the new TV drama Tall Tales & Murders. Grinner (Aidan Gillen), Bridget (Ella Lily Hyland), Paul (Casey Walsh), Bunny (Brian Doherty), Wesley (Packy Lee), Ma Baker (Phillipa Dunne) and Matron (Aisling O’Sullivan).
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Men aren't lonely enough
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UK when?
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Doc McStuffins live action prequel.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She diagnoses, he just dog-noses.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good lord. I just watched Lizzie Borden and Aileen Wournos dance to Bronski Beat in a dovecote with their girlfriends. Either those were the wrong mushrooms or I'm watching Ryan Murphy TV again.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am older than time. Older than light.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baby
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You are a baby. An adorable baby.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
will say it again: the most effective way to curb far right agitators like Lowe, "Tommo" et. al. would be to stop their ability to earn money for it from social media or live streaming. So much of it is grifting for revenue, not attention.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Social? What is this Social? Give me Streaming Services or give me death.
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 24/09/2026
I want to thank everyone who tagged me in or sent me the Tuberville aviation furries rant as a plane guy, trans person, IT guy, and furry, can confirm that us scary weirdos make the world go round ;)
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gave up seeking treatment years ago. It's mild enough for me that if I'm careful, I can live fairly normally. Ie, I can work. Outside of work, I'm mostly protecting my energy for my next shift.
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DUST! MAGNET! As if Jeff doesn't have quite enough money.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With all this bullshit news about President Trump renaming things after himself, I’m curious- what’s something you’ve always wanted to be named after yourself? For me, it’s a parasite that gives dolphins GI distress. I’d love for those blubbery jerks to go “oh no, I’ve got the Shiffmans again!”
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's only purpose is to get people going to St Andrews ofc the bloody train. So thank you, Leuchars
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Sarah, vaguely @jarmara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I stopped after the first couple of series, no one should have to build a gingerbread Notre Dame Cathedral to be considered a good home baker. Might try it again given what you say here
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