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¡Jared!

@jaredhead.bsky.social
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Spaceflight yakyak at Griffith Observatory and @tmro.tv. Space Shuttle keeper at CMSC. Rocket Scientist. Writer. Bipolar T1. F1/WEC/MLB fan. Mountaineer. Jeeper. Gundam/Gunpla. Leftist. Split time between LA/SF. Pan/Poly We/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊#OpinionsOurs 🚫AI, ever

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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SpotGideon @shepf.art · 23/09/2026
they always said the plane of the future will contain 3 things: a computer, a pilot and a dog so really we’re just optimizing by combining roles
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’re a furry and we’re glad we live rent free in this guy’s head lmao.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's what we've been listening to lately.
In listed numerical order:

1. Juno Reactor - Shango
2. Ween - God Ween Satan
3. Hans Zimmer - F1
4. Boards of Canada - Inferno
5. The Ventures - NEW SPACE
6. Hotel Pools - Evenings, Vol. 1
7. Pearl Jam - Binaural
8. Nine Inch Nails - Nine Inch Noize
9. Gorillaz - Demon Days
10. Makeup and Vanity Set - Chrome
11. The Prodigy - Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned
12. Test Shot Starfish - Music for Space
13. Aluminium - Aluminium
14. Fluke - Risotto
15. Blarf - Film Scores for Films That Don’t Exist
16. GUM - Glamorous Damage
17. Black Moth Super Rainbow - Cobra Juicy
18. William Basinski - The Disintegration Loops
19. Living Colour - Vivid
20. Van Halen - 1984
21. Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs
22. Fleetwood Mac - Rumors
23. Rage Against the Machine - Evil Empire
24. Beck - Ride Lonesome
25. Smash Mouth - Mercury Comet
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
T-4 minutes
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've got the amazing @astrokatie.com joining us at Griffith Observatory for tonight's All Space Considered! Tune in at 7:00pm PDT / 10:00pm EDT / 0200 UTC; you don't want to miss it! www.youtube.com/live/2l4pYMj...
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ALL SPACE CONSIDERED | SEPTEMBER 2026 | GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY
YouTube video by Griffith Observatory
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/09/2026
One of the more insidious phrasings I've seen with the Dems/trans rights discourse lately is the idea that trans people are being greedy and demanding a "maximalist" approach to trans rights. No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
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Mark Allen Jr. @markallenjr.com · 15/09/2026
Imagine the job security of being gone for 3 months without communication to your boss or any indication that you'll be returning any time soon & still having a job. I say imagine because literally no job would let you get away with this. The people of Kentucky should fire him.
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the war between the FAA and the NTSB we're on the side of the NTSB.
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Searching for Skylab @sf-skylab1979.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NASA personnel getting hands on with the parasol used to save #Skylab. More on the story: skylab.space/
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh no the shot made my dog like trains and be really into 15th century history as his special interest
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I genuinely didn’t care for ABBA, then I took it in the ass and I haven’t been able to get enough of either.”
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey! @tmro.tv is less than five minutes away from going live! We'll be talking the upcoming Starship Flight 14, the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, and much, much more: www.youtube.com/live/NH3Ufvk...
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Is Starship about to become a fully operational vehicle?
YouTube video by Project TMRO
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our Jeep decided yesterday was the perfect day to set new high temperature records for coolant and the transmission. Jeeps, noted violators of the laws of thermodynamics.
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 11/09/2026
[democrat voice] my opponents are right. i believe what they believe. i need 10 dollars
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
same color as baby food
Gerber's "Mealtime for Baby Lil' Chicken Sticks.." There's a jar with little processed chicken sticks in a pale brown-pink color. Ted Cruz wearing a sport coat in the same color as baby food chicken sticks.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 08/09/2026
“Elon Musk destroyed USAID as a mechanism for killing off as many of the global poor and non-white as he can before they kill him first (as he, insanely, believes)” is not a conspiracy theory. In truth, it’s very hard to conclude anything else.
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Andrew Parsonson @andrewparsonson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some beautiful footage from Saturday's Spectrum launch. Credit: Isar Aerospace
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This doesn’t work anymore for our updated icon. Please note, you should look at our updated icon of this account and hear the loudest, longest, most powerful fart imaginable in your mind.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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💜🤍🖤Vee🖤🤍💜 (AFFLICTED WITH DELTAROT) @gotelover.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community !! 🏳️‍⚧️💙🩷🤍✨
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Trans Transfem
ALT: Trans Transfem
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Theatre kid" is tossed around by right-wingers, and I want to say: - I wasn't a theatre kid. - I have a theatre kid, they're great. So are their friends. - If you have a problem with theatre kids you should look into your heart to see why or crawl back into your hole and die. Either's fine by me.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SpongeBob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom (Multiplatform, 2003)
Mrs. Puff is saying, "Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to."
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“We need you to do full-time work but only with part-time hours.” - Post-Great Recession Management Theory
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When you look at the icon of this account we need you to hear the loudest, longest, most powerful belch imaginable in your mind.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12/08/2026
syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 12/08/2026
Those in the U.S. may only see a sliver of today's solar eclipse, but GOES-EAST gets a great view of the shadow as it crosses into Europe! 🌑
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We've been covering spaceflight for so long that we remember when SpaceflightNow had a comments section.
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did our quarterly "Find us on Bluesky" post on Twitter and it asked us four times to pay, lmao.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Very strongly agreed, it was taking us out of the panel focus a lot. Also: try and make sure the panel host is a bit of a subject matter expert in whatever the panel may be about. Doesn’t hurt.
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Highlights of #STLV today were seeing @mikemcmahan.bsky.social react to @tracey.science and @fennecuskitsune.bsky.social’s Dr. T’ana and Dr. Migleemo cosplay photos. The cosplay contest, so much talent! Watching @tracey.science win the contest with @cmdrnyce.bsky.social in Geordi Bear, and buns!
Kenzy and Tracey show off their Dr. T’Ana and Dr. Migleemo cosplays to “Star Trek: Lower Decks” creator Mike McMahan.The Star Trek Las Vegas Cosplay Contest Class of 2026.Tracey with Geordi Bear after winning the 2026 Star Trek Las Vegas Cosplay Contest. Our friend, Malik, is in Geordi Bear.Captain Steve attempts to charm me in an attempt to steal one of my bbq pork buns.
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Elly @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The Commander @cmdrnyce.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Besides celebrating my anniversary with @captkoto.bsky.social , this is definitely the highlight of my trip to #STLV this year! Don't tell me to ham it up on stage if you don't want to win! I still can't believe we won! Thanks for giving me the chance to act a fool in front of the combined audience!
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Blake @blakeac.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My puppy is being raised on the classics
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Tracey🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tracey.science · 09/08/2026
We won best in show at the #STLV cosplay contest! Huge thanks to @cmdrnyce.bsky.social for wearing Geordi Bear and performing the character so perfectly, to @fennecuskitsune.bsky.social for building the cooling system, and @rocketsystem.bsky.social for helping suit up.
Malik wearing Geordi Bear during the cosplay contest, with me standing next to him holding the winner certificate
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Had a ton of fun being Geordi Bear yesterday for a few hours! Thank you @tracey.science for making the suit, @fennecuskitsune.bsky.social for doing the electronics for the three fan system in the head, and @tyranicus.net for this great shot of us in suit! #STLV
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today’s the day…
Griffin McElroy dressed in a cop uniform, riding in a small cop car, with the words “VORE POLICE” on the side of the small cop car.
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you’re at ST:LV 60 Trek To Vegas you should find us and say hello to us this weekend! We’re here till the end of the con.
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hello influx of furry followers. We don’t know why y’all are showing up but no complaints here since we are a furry, too! We’ll be following you back from our furry account here, we’re much more unhinged there and a lot more fun.
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Harrison Schmitt on left with the American flag at center pointing up at Earth on Apollo 17.
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Really looking forward to SpaceX's next YouTube specific video, "Starship - Justifying Our IPO Through A Faux Documentary".
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To my trans friends, today we've outlived a fascist who spent his miserable existence making sure we wouldn't see another day. Hes gone, we are not. So fight on because our existence and our joy IS resistance
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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¡Jared! @jaredhead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t believe the explosive diarrhea got Senator Lindsey Graham. RIP [rest in poops].
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