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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends)

@janeyllou.bsky.social
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Where to begin ….. …..still bat shit crazy (in the nicest possible way). I swear A LOT Left leaning. Anti Brexit. #FBPE No DMs (or whatever they’re called here)

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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 1h
The very same people who will live stream an execution.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 1h
I’m waiting for Mason to tell us all about Reform’s foreign policy.
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 2h
This is the real Russia Report, suppressed five years ago by Boris Johnson “I asked the question coming to Downing Street: was there interference in the 2016 referendum from Russia? And I’ve had the clear answer that yes, there was.” @andyburnham.bsky.social
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 3h
Pardon
Michelle Mone on a luxury yacht.
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 4h
THE FERRET: The company behind Scotland’s biggest data centre proposal – and one of the largest in the world – is owned by the treasurer of the UK Conservative party via a Caribbean tax haven
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 4h
I’m sure he’d love to be reminded that he is also an African immigrant.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 5h
Morning Mushen😘 The take aways will calm down. Most probably knackered from his new job and just can’t be bothered.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 5h
No shit! "Christian nationalists" are the antithesis of what the New Testament teaches. They bang on about "Christianity" and "British culture" while demonstrating they know bugger all about either, nor care beyond using the terms to spread racism and hate. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
Research challenges the notion that the growing visibility of crosses and other symbols reflects a revival of Christianity
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 5h
Remember feeling really grown up the first time I watched it.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 5h
Looks amazing. Safe journey home.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 14h
It depends whether you’ve got any toilet paper.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 16h
Labour voters overwhelmingly want Andy Burnham to commit to rejoining the EU, poll shows www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Labour voters overwhelmingly want Andy Burnham to commit to rejoining EU, poll shows
Exclusive: New 10-year plan for re-entry to the European Union in 2036 being put to the prime minister
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 17h
If I had a £ for every time. My go to.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 17h
What he said.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now I’m older it’s just about papering over the cracks.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s quite dark on me. Over the years I have spent a small fortune trying to find THE shade. And this is really moisturising too.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😘
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly. Your choice. Not Kennedy’s whim.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Police in Bristol said they asked organisers of a far-right protest in city centre to move it or reschedule, because the big Shine Night Walk big cancer charity 10K fundraising walk of 2,000 people - mainly women - was planned for Friday night. Police confirmed the group refused, so walk postponed.
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Far right 'were asked to move' protest for cancer charity fundraiser
Police say they asked far-right Bristol Rises protesters to change their plans but 'an agreement could not be reached' so now the big Cancer Research event has been postponed
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sooo good. Thanks for the tip.
My new lipstick
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s the plan.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
👇👊👊👊
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damaged by repeated revelations of seeming grift, Reform is now trying to bypass the media by publishing its own paper, The Reformer, which will be sent for free to 15 million homes. There’ll be free content online engineered to appear high in Google searches.
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Revealed: Reform's new media strategy
After a tricky few months for Nigel Farage’s party, Reform UK is fighting back. Senior figures have spent the summer discussing how best to tell their side of the story, amid a wave of negative headli...
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least he’s making the effort 😂😂
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was he orange by any chance.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A gaggle of geese, a school of fish. Wonder what the collective noun for rapists is.
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For today’s @ftweekend.com I am at the restaurant inside the high end Mayfair furniture shop RH London. And it’s chaos. Warm water. Can’t mix cocktails. Run out of hamburgers. Dull food for bored oligarchs who don’t eat. Have a few quotes and a pic of a £22 baked potato. www.ft.com/content/5993...
Drift through its rooms admiring the oversized sculptures, the overstuffed seating and the passive-aggressive war on colour. I was tempted to give myself a quick nosebleed just to introduce a splash of red. While there, do take a look inside the utterly magnificent restaurant at the back of the ground floor, housed in what was once a banking hall. The cathedral-high ceilings are coated in gold leaf and dangle with giant golden chandeliers like crystal udders. There are pillars, acres of polished wood veneer and lots of soft curved seating, picked out by pools of light from dainty table lamps. Gawp at it. Gasp at it. But whatever you do, don’t book a table in it. On my recent visit, the whole operation was a bloody shambles.It starts in the second-floor cocktail bar, designed by Anouska Hempel, where the £16 Margarita comes from a bottle of pre-mix with a hand-scribbled label, and they can’t make any classic cocktails which aren’t on the list. Ask them for a Daiquiri then watch the panic flicker in their eyes. Online, the cheapest bottle of wine offered up here is a Riesling at £68. When you arrive, it turns out to be £86.Back downstairs in the restaurant a bottle of sparkling water is brought. It’s warm. We ask for ice. None comes. We ask again. None comes. Third time’s a charm. At least we get water quickly; the wait for food is interminable (if you don’t count the £56-worth of mini lobster rolls we didn’t order, that they tried to foist on us). We watch one of our dishes being offered to a nearby table. The diners look baffled. The waiter returns to the pass in the open kitchen where a row with the chef appears to ensue. He waves a ticket at her. Finally, 10 minutes later the plate comes to us. In a functioning restaurant you should be able to spot the person in charge immediately. There is no one in charge of this room. It’s chaos.Our missing dish is the cutely named “Parisian petite potato”. I wanted to see what a £22 baked potato was like. Small, is the answer, and topped with the now obligatory caviar. Honestly, there’s so much caviar washing around London at the moment, I’m convinced there’s some bloke with a lock-up in Camberwell who has got hold of a surplus that fell off the back of a knackered old sturgeon. Now he’s pushing it out to W1. Anyway, it’s a baked potato with fish eggs. I’m not sure which bit of it is Parisian but it’s definitely petite, I’ll give it that.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sniff sniff.
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Tea Junkie @teajunkie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How's your day going, Tom? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Recruitment boss accused of being behind ‘doxxing’ campaign against RNLI and anti-racism activists
Tom Watson, of Worcester, alleged to be behind Big Time Charlie X account that created so-called Traitorbase
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can’t wait for the day you don’t have to post this. 🥂🎉
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Morning Kitty😘 Lovely to hear from you. X
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love the way they pick and choose their history. If only he’d fast forwarded to the bit when a German was asked to be king.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If they’re so convinced they should do their research on Danish children.
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Waking to another Trump outrage as he bails out his pal in the Kremlin by buying his diesel oil just in time for a winter offensive against Ukraine. This just weeks after tough new sanctions on anyone who buys Russian oil. But for the Times this llatest betrayal is not big news, just fifth story
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy birthday 🎂
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Morning Mushen😘 They’re never too old. My baby is 30 this week. Have a lovely time in Portsmouth.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d have to be a special kind of stupid to bomb a school full of children and still expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just about to say the same
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't???
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 09/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crybaby Trump is posting his lawyer complaining about him not winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They could take over some of the empty pubs. Would help rejuvenate shopping areas too.
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Dragonrider "Is he dead yet?" 🐠🐟 Try/Me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh do fuck off! Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor granted £302,000 in compensation after lease on Royal Lodge officially surrendered | UK News | Sky News share.google/e7ibch8IxOuc...
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor granted £302,000 in compensation after lease on Royal Lodge officially surrendered
Andrew was entitled to compensation because, as per the terms of his lease, he surrendered it within the first 25 years.
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Think we might have later. Bit grey
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The wind is warm
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Snigger.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great result for The Conservatives! Labour-Just clung on Greens-Expected to win with their weird leader & failed Reform-Finished Lib Dem-couldn’t get a 1000! Restore-😝 People want to be able to leave £1M tax free for their children that’s why they are now turning to us Tories.🇬🇧
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂🍊😂🍊😂🍊😂 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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Navanethem ‘Navi’ Pillay wins Nobel peace prize
Awards committee recognises efforts of 85-year-old South African-born judge for efforts to promote international law
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's quiet in the White House at the moment. All that can be heard is Donald Trump's hairpiece enjoying a saucer of milk. It won't be quiet soon.
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