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Pirate Redux

@pirateredux.bsky.social
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Sailor, UK, EU. Boat/editorial work always welcome. As long as you fucking pay me. Stay away if you're right wing, Reform UK, MAGA or a general bigot. Mostly here for the inmates' disgraceful behaviour. No unsolicited DMs.

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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 7h
Look after the Penny, and she'll look after your pounding sword...
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 7h
Err... Does it work both ways? Because I haven't been to a "straight space" for ages and I still find no semen when I floss my tonsils...
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@DemocracyHere @democracyhere.bsky.social · 7h
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 7h
A deep dive into the Baltic states' extensive preparations for a Russian invasion, from @isaacstanbecker who tracks "the emergence of a new order, in which Ukraine matters as much to the security of Europe as the United States" www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
theatlantic.com
The Baltic States Prepare for War
Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia are readying themselves to fend off a Russian attack—with the help of the United States, or without it.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 8h
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 8h
Yes. If you need to go, you need to go. If someone tries to stop you, pee on their shoes.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 8h
My designers were off sick and on holiday, I was trying to put together ads on my own for the paper. Did a decent job of it in the end, but... We had a pet parlour client advertising that week, so seeking an image I Googled "dog in a dress". Reader - never, ever, Google "dog in a dress".
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 8h
At no point since (or during) the creation of democracy in Athens have the politicians or the system ever been perfect. It is, broadly speaking, still the best system we've come up with. And once in a while we get politicians such as Burnham who actually try to make it work.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
How many generations does she have in mind. And, err, who wants to tell her... www.theguardian.com/science/2018...
theguardian.com
First modern Britons had 'dark to black' skin, Cheddar Man DNA analysis reveals
The genome of Cheddar Man, who lived 10,000 years ago, suggests that he had blue eyes, dark skin and dark curly hair
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 9h
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 10h
What's the one for "bring me your finest Nigella"?
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 10h
Suella Braverman's book PATRIOT came out today. It's 503 grams, costs £30 and tells the story of one politician's struggle against reality. Mine is currently 99p on kindle. Weighs nothing. Is all about traitors and villains... And people love it. Choices www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F2FHD18...
amazon.co.uk
Notorious: History’s Villains and Why They Matter
Notorious: History’s Villains and Why They Matter eBook : English, Otto: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 10h
But the elite 1%...
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Cornish Skipper #FBPE #RejoinEU 🇪🇺🔶🌹💚💙 @cornishskipper.wsocial.eu · 10h
“Hospital trusts have admitted there are a litany of errors in the data behind one of NHS England’s headline claims about the benefits of Palantir’s technology after an FT investigation identified irregularities.” #NoToPalantir www.ft.com/content/977a... #NoToPalantir
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 10h
Chortle 🤭 Cr…found in the wild
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
I was hungry!
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reform UK’s Welsh leader works for firm that helps foreign workers migrate to the UK nation.cymru/news/reform-...
nation.cymru
Reform UK's Welsh leader works for firm that helps foreign workers migrate to the UK
Martin Shipton Reform UK’s leader in Wales works part time for an organisation that helps foreign migrants obtain visas to work in the UK, we can reveal. Helen Jenner recently took over from Dan…
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 11h
@dawnbritten.bsky.social, I apologise for everything, please don't hurt me 🤣
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Not an image I wanted in my head before bedtime, but fair point. 🤣
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 12h
Excellent stuff from @thecanaryuk.bsky.social www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
thecanary.co
Gaping holes in Israel's 'FlyDubai' false-flag pantomime mocked
Israel's 'FlyDubai incident,' so ridiculous it took only hours to be dismantled, despite efforts of UK media and politicians to shore it up
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
Bloody hell!
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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 21h
Brexiters should be rejoicing at Burnham’s speech. They can campaign on all the ways Brexit has improved our lives and the fortunes of our country. They can set their case out clearly and with facts for all to see. Bet they can’t wait.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 17h
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 12h
This, this and more this. "A bit drunk", "stupid mistake", "misread the signs", "a lifelong regret", "otherwise upright young man"... ... none of this is mitigation or a reason for lenient sentencing. If you rape someone, you deserve to have your life fucking ruined.
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Claire #FBPE ☘️ 🍉 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🐝 🦮🇮🇪🇧🇪 💙💚 @fbpech.bsky.social · 12h
www.theguardian.com/politics/202... And if there are no jobs? (Which there aren’t outside the big cities). Do any politicians ever ask these questions? Or are these questions a bit awkward? They’re conveniently brushed under the carpet - along with the lives that don’t fit certain criteria.
theguardian.com
Welfare changes under debate include ending key disability benefit for under-25s
Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive package of support to help young people into employment
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 16h
🔥 Tell your MP: 628 constituencies want EU membership. Only 4 don’t. A great Write-To-Your-MP tool for the upcoming parliamentary debate on UK applying to join the EU. Send an email - and share the link!
bestforbritain.org
Tell your MP: 628 constituencies want EU membership. Only 4 don't. - Best for Britain
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 19h
Avg GDP growth 1945-79: 2.8% Since then: 1.6% And this apparently "broken, economically stagnant" basket case kept its AAA status right through the Winter of Discontent We lost it under Cameron, and it fell again under May, then Johnson, and then Truss: i.e. the whole time Clarke was in govt
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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 15h
A lady on instagram.
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Snowy. @snowy.bsky.social · 15h
Absolutely fucking jaw-dropping lack of concern and understanding and astounding incompetence Watch this. And tell me you think the UK government can be seriously trusted with Digital ID, or ANY of our data. Shocking. youtu.be/_k_70iqBCDc?...
youtu.be
They Lost It. All Of It.
YouTube video by Fine Print
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 15h
It's what sheds were made for 🤣
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 23h
We're repeatedly told that asylum seekers pose a threat to the good people of our country... Reading about the threatening and violent treatment of elderly and open minded locals in Crowborough I get the impression that the real threat comes from closer to home. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
On Facebook and other platforms, people
who are known to support the asylum
seekers have been threatened with acid
attacks, petrol bombs and rape. The dossier.
which has been seen by the Guardian, also
claims that several local businesses have
been threatened by far-right agitators, along
with a church where some asylum seekers
worship. One man was punched in the throat
after he held up a "Love Thy Neighbour"
sign, while an elderly couple were falsely
accused of supporting sex offenders. In yet
another case, a 92-year-old church volunteer
was reportedly woken at 3am for two nights
in a row by a man standing outside her
home, shining a torch through her window
and shouting abuse
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 21h
Maple syrup... I don't think my internal thermostat can handle thinking about what she might recommend 🤣
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 22h
Bad news, everyone - Brexit has apparently caused the entire United Kingdom to detach from Europe and drift several thousand miles west. We are now slowly approaching Newfoundland. Can someone please let Eurostar now there might be some issues.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unparalleled talent and beauty. Welsh, but you can't have it all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR7E...
youtube.com
Katherine Jenkins - Time To Say Goodbye
YouTube video by Decca Records
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zippos out. And zips up - we're not that kind of community. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzG...
youtube.com
Juice Newton - Angel Of The Morning (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by JuiceNewtonVEVO
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You knew you weren't getting away without hearing this, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOI...
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Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes
YouTube video by KimCarnesVEVO
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I reckon this should be the anthem for Rejoin EU. With a real aircraft carrier to sort Danny Tommo's "army". And Cher - because they've probably never seen a woman so assured before, let alone touched one with permission... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A...
youtube.com
Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Official Video)
YouTube video by Cher
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shh! Listen... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX...
youtube.com
Roxette - Listen to your heart ( Sanremo international 1990 )
YouTube video by musicvideo80
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If @nigella.bsky.social sang as well as she cooks... www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d...
youtube.com
Alannah Myles - Black Velvet
YouTube video by AlannahMylesVEVO
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you try to interview me, sell to m or seduce me using A.I., you've already lost. I won't even take your calls.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"And that was 'Nigel and the Nonce Bonnets' with 'Fairford Fuck-up' from their new album 'Small Boats'".
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brilliant!
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd do it!
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The question is not whether we can afford to remain within the Convention [ECHR]. It is whether, in an increasingly dangerous world, we can afford not to” Political liars and lightweights, like Badenoch and Farage, must never be allowed to take that risk. www.lawgazette.co.uk/commentary-a...
The Law Society
Gazette

In short, if Britain were to leave the ECHR, it would not be
'taking back control. It would be surrendering influence over the rules and institutions that help keep us safe.
The debate about the ECHR is too often conducted as though it were a choice between national sovereignty and international law. That is a false choice.
The Convention advances British interests because it reflects British values: liberty under law, democratic government and the accountability of power.
Walking away would not make Britain freer. It would make Britain weaker.
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Mystic Meg prediction by Daniel Hannan who famously predicted the ‘blue eyed Sheikhs’ of Iceland Banking would would save us in 2004, Brexit Britain would be booming in 2026, and that Covid wouldn’t kill anyone in 2020 In other words, we will be rejoining the EU
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Mike Jay @mikejay.link · 30/09/2026
I keep seeing comments about the US *now* being a "rogue state"... I'll remind those in the US, that their country has continuously interfered with countless countries elections. Here are 14 instances where the US took action because they didn't like leaders or those elected democratically. 1-10 👇🏻
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG 🤣
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Shosh🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 WokeAF💥GreenAF💚 Powered by Fury,Disbelief&Determination @shoshanade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In that very context, the ITV series BLAME perfectly illustrates how poisonous Alpha male group culture helps perverts, sexual attackers, and serial rapists hide in plain sight. Well worth a watch. Especially with older teens!
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