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Jane Goth

@janegoth.bsky.social
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Science teacher in an overcoat pretending to be a maths teacher. Can’t spell, permanently tired. Mother of dragons, wife of a tiger, biology is not my strongest science.

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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 12h
Just done 6th Form evening for the youngest. Major takeaway is how much more focused the school is. My 6th form evening was mostly have you got the grades? Yep you’re in.
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michael blurbflyski @blurbfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶This is Glory Hole to Captain Tom You're really getting laid And the papers want to know about your heirs Now it's time to leave the cubicle if you dare🎶
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Found Star Trek Episodes @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That your time was better spent watching Star Trek.
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Star Trek: Spock & Kirk's Logical Decision
Alt: Star Trek: Spock & Kirk's Logical Decision
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cropped my Bacchus grapes, they are supposed to be bountiful, and white, they were puny and red and not going to get any larger. On a whim I extracted the juice. We’re going to have to wait a while for Chateau Goth.
180 ml of freshly squeezed grape juice with more tannin than a navvy’s teapot. Grape juice is in a plastic measuring cylinder sitting on a blue and white polka dot oil cloth
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never did get round to adding the “talk this way” stickers to the corridors at work. #totp
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Berks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chevy Chase, the thinking man’s utter prick. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chune etc #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The hits keep coming.” #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone didn’t read KCSIE #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ve 2 and half minutes to work out what racist thing Mike’s going to say about Shalamar #totp.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Read, such an arse #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this a collection of the worst #totp s ever?
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck me Mike and Leo can make new wave boring. #totp.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The audience look like they’re going to have to go early so that the babysitter can get home by 10pm. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chune!! The lady in the pleather is here to save the episode. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is dire, makes having a full time job and a mortgage back in 2000 look more attractive in retrospect. #totp
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Manchester City’s wholesale abuse of the financial rules ought to deservedly land them with a points deductions so colossal that Haaland will be playing against Accrington Stanley next season; but I have a sneaky suspicion that somehow it’ll just result in Everton getting docked six points instead.
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Dr. Uncle Beard 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TOTP
LIAM
WONT FEEL THE
BENEFIT
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He won’t feel the benefit later. Also someone please take their copy of Revolver away from them. #totp
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Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dane looks like he’s going to sell you 5 lighters for a pound. #totp
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Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My dear friend @seislologist.bsky.social has launched a cool new earthquake app called Seismoscope! It’s fantastic for visualizations but has lots of other functionality as well. Check it out! (It’s free and available on iPhone and Android) apps.apple.com/us/app/seism...
Map of North and South America showing the location of earthquakes marked by symbols with different shapes and colors
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you fellow totpers see you all next week #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was in the states at the time unfortunately I didn’t get to avoid this self satisfied waste of video tape #totp
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Richard Newbold @newboldrj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stephanie Cole, what a career. @bbcsounds.bsky.social needs to make every episode of Cabin Pressure available as a tribute.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a clip show song #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yess! #totp so hot
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Think this song is about foreplay rather than tennis #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The 80s answer to Steps #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goodley and Creme here to be interesting #totp
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 18/09/2026
#totp
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The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
Alt: The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There isn’t a pit of hell deep enough #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Husband about Sheena, 30 seconds later I’m raving about Teardrops explode. This is why we only had three cds in common when we merged the collections #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God, I remember loving this back in the day, just so much more interesting than everything else. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That skirt is such a dowdy length, she might as well be wearing orthopaedic sandals tbh. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Play Basement Jaxx you cowards #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The difference between this and Steps viable counting as the clod hop around is measured on a logarithmic scale #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can smell the soul patches #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This must be life, it’s very underpowered compared to the released version. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chune. Also magnificent eyeshadow. #totp
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
cops doing the drug bust photo op with a bunch of rolls of toilet paper is incredible, no notes they've even got the K9 unit in the picture, give that dog a roll to play with
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Evening all, reporting in for #totp duty. Well this is shite. How has everyone been? Enjoyed proms/ #nottotp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No matter how you answer “the better of two sci fi franchises” in this NYT crossword, the other clues still work. Even more diabolical, if you give Star Trek as the answer, 71 down is the Star Wars answer.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#Chune motherfuckers #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Play faith no more you bastards #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Micheal Jackson the last time he looked *human*
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#totp Chune!!!!
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m still surprised that Kim Wilde had more than one hit #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just to think if we had all ignored Wet Wet Wet Marti Pellow wouldn’t ended up on skag #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Play the ‘Nary Chain you cowards #totp
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