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Jane Goth

@janegoth.bsky.social
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Science teacher in an overcoat pretending to be a maths teacher. Can’t spell, permanently tired. Mother of dragons, wife of a tiger, biology is not my strongest science.

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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 7m
This!!
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 4h
such a funny show!
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 4h
@intruth.bsky.social yay
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 4h
He’s a handsome boy.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11h
While not on the same scale, Sainsbury’s gave me a bit of a Shiv Ramdas BiL realising there’s a problem moment this morning when I opened the email.
Screenshot of a Sainsbury’s substitution note instead of 5kg of basmati rice they are delivering 10 kg of basmati rice. We do not have space in the kitchen for 10 kg of basmati rice.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11h
It’s a banger, really lovely.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fab clouds this evening
Mare tails clouds, there is a front coming. Foreground is the dark green of garden foliage.
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Nathan Burns @mrmetacognition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Network - I'm trying to track down some photography A-Level experts! Is this you? Or a colleague, perhaps? I'm looking to support a trainee teacher, bringing them resources and further PD opps to support their practices. Can you help?
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Dr. Uncle Beard 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve found this cool LIDAR site. I’ve already looked at a castle and a lost village. maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/...
maps.nls.uk
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know that Sting is an arse but early police were good. Just as early U2 had their moments. #totp.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brava superb gif
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember this, not quite a classic but very much of its time (complimentary) #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4th banger! 2000s #totp could only dream of this hit rate. Thing was there was great music happening in 200 but a lot of it was dance and that didn’t translate well to cheesy chart shows.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mine was Money Money Money also very memorable.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good one to start with.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Third all time classic in this #TOTP
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Think it’s a fake nope rope
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More quality in the last two tunes than there was in the last hour. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chune #totp, got this on vinyl. Wasn’t expecting the luxuriant 70s pageboy haircut though.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sure one of my former jobs was to decommission sex bombs. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I wasn’t watching this at the time dilute to being 30, having a mortgage and a full time job, I’d have still turned this crap off #totp. C4 news would have been more entertaining
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t summon the energy… this…… is ……. Crap #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is one of the most mid songs ever #totp it feels like it was written for ITV mid morning TV programming
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*this is shit let’s go to the pub gif* #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She also lost track of where she was at one point. However she also looks dead behind the eyes. I don’t think she was having a great time here. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deepcut snark #bravo #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Before they discovered feelgood pop. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time they show this, this Sisco song improves against the dross it’s being played against. The backing dancers were not visibly counting. Sisco was giving his all (complimentary), and there is a tune. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh this is bad #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feel for the male dancers they had even more stupid moves but in more plastic bag adjacent clothes than the female backing dancers #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If only, warmed over greebo would be better than this shit.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing that they took down Nixon. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So low energy. Also coming over like creepy camp councillors. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it the ones you always suspect? I remember him and his church, I had friends who thought he was great. www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/s....
thestar.co.uk
Sheffield 'rave vicar' found guilty of rape and indecent assault
Jury returns verdict after crown court trial
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those ears! *heart eyes emoji* she’s lovely.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Norfolk, and Suffolk’s cases it could be.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FE colleges have some brilliant courses, I hope she finds a course that sparks her passion.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did that a couple of years ago. Best thing I did, good luck.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just done 6th Form evening for the youngest. Major takeaway is how much more focused the school is. My 6th form evening was mostly have you got the grades? Yep you’re in.
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michael blurbflyski @blurbfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶This is Glory Hole to Captain Tom You're really getting laid And the papers want to know about your heirs Now it's time to leave the cubicle if you dare🎶
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That your time was better spent watching Star Trek.
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Star Trek: Spock & Kirk's Logical Decision
Alt: Star Trek: Spock & Kirk's Logical Decision
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cropped my Bacchus grapes, they are supposed to be bountiful, and white, they were puny and red and not going to get any larger. On a whim I extracted the juice. We’re going to have to wait a while for Chateau Goth.
180 ml of freshly squeezed grape juice with more tannin than a navvy’s teapot. Grape juice is in a plastic measuring cylinder sitting on a blue and white polka dot oil cloth
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning Mary
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never did get round to adding the “talk this way” stickers to the corridors at work. #totp
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Berks of DeFrights...or Something. @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chevy Chase, the thinking man’s utter prick. #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chune etc #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The hits keep coming.” #totp
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone didn’t read KCSIE #totp
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