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Jane Goth

@janegoth.bsky.social
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Science teacher in an overcoat pretending to be a maths teacher. Can’t spell, permanently tired. Mother of dragons, wife of a tiger, biology is not my strongest science.

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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one:….. The dog: having crisps is my love language
Boimler a golden retriever of limited brain cells, resting his head on my sofa, thinking he can beg a crisp off me.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While not on the same scale, Sainsbury’s gave me a bit of a Shiv Ramdas BiL realising there’s a problem moment this morning when I opened the email.
Screenshot of a Sainsbury’s substitution note instead of 5kg of basmati rice they are delivering 10 kg of basmati rice. We do not have space in the kitchen for 10 kg of basmati rice.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fab clouds this evening
Mare tails clouds, there is a front coming. Foreground is the dark green of garden foliage.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cropped my Bacchus grapes, they are supposed to be bountiful, and white, they were puny and red and not going to get any larger. On a whim I extracted the juice. We’re going to have to wait a while for Chateau Goth.
180 ml of freshly squeezed grape juice with more tannin than a navvy’s teapot. Grape juice is in a plastic measuring cylinder sitting on a blue and white polka dot oil cloth
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Blotting paper is important. I only gave two inks at work, more at home including a pink scented ink.
Desk drawer with a box on waterman blue black ink, Concord grape ink from Massachusetts a purple lamy fountain pen and some lightly used blotting paper.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Physics in action.
The wee bottle held upside down the whiskey is at the top, the air below, the surface tension of the whiskey is stopping the air bubbling to the top. The neck of the bottle is narrowest at the liquid air interface.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got given the tiniest bottle of whiskey, in my tiny hand for context.
Tiny dram of Whyte & MacKay’s in my tiny hand. Background is brown/grey.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rain! We’re on a train
Rain smeared train window, partially cloudy sky and grey green fens are partially obscured.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today I am mostly at the theatre
Empty stage with blue and black flats looking like a cartoon version of the 1960s London skyline on the back it says I and S.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@dochackenbush.bsky.social finally gave my daughter her birthday present, she’s really happy with it.
 A person wearing a T-shirt with a cartoon ginger cat saying “let me sing you
Rowr 
Meow
Ssss
The song of my people. You cannot see her head
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The food-bin fairy has been.
Two brand new food bins, sitting on the dining room table. The bins are Stiffkey blue, the table is covered with a white/blue polka dot oilcloth. In the background pale wooden floor, white door, a bookcase and dark blue walls.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wells beach isnt exactly busy right now
Wells beach, expanse of sand, water, a sandbank, the sea and vast blue skies with haze at the horizon And the hint of wind turbines out to sea.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We also had a sun dog #eclipse26
Partial Sunday to the right of the sun. Foreground neighbours’ back gardens
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#eclipse2026 loads of crescents cast by our outdoor bamboo blinds, birdsong reducing, not quite stopping. No one has told the wood pidgeons to shut up.
Fence with many crescents cast on it by the foliage above and the blinds.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parched meadow plants
Flowers, seed heads of wild plants in a meadow. In the background trees and sky.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Never seen it this parched.
A meadow, brown due to the drought. A line of trees and an open sided marquee to the right. Fluffy clouds dotting the sky.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
To me!
Grey plate with Happy Birthday written on it with chocolate sauce and a piece of chocolate brownie.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We’re not going away to his summer so we are having themed menus each week. This week is Spain/Italy. @intruth.bsky.social just ran with it today. All very delish.
Patatas Bravas with potatoes from the garden, pintxos - cheese, roasted pepper and anchovies on bread, tried padron peppers from the greenhouse, in the jar homemade oven dried tomatoes with tomatoes from the garden.  Glass of homemade sangria. Chicken and Calabrian sausage paella. No seafood as only the eldest and I like it.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s raining!
Wet patio flagstones
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In things I only recently learnt, the aubergine is part of the nightshade family. Just look at that flower, that clued me in. This is our first year of trying to grow them.
Aubergine plant in a terracotta pot next to a post that has the base of a grapevine around it. The surroundings are light patio slabs, the background more plants in pots and oh so many weeds.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The socktopus is feeling very goth today.
Light blue sock hanger in the shape of an idealised octopus (from Ikea as few years ago) it has 8 arms with 16 pegs. There are 15! black socks hanging from it. 
To the left is a bit of the rotary drier, in the background the summerhouse painted forest green, windows and above the neighbours gorgeous flowering cherry.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me: seeing a military plane and checking flight radar, “Can just hear him in the distance”. Si looking at flight radar “Bloody hell he has done a lot of hoops, either that or he’s trying to draw a willy.” Me: squinting at the screen “that’s evangelical sex ed for you.
Flight radar screenshot, showing a lot loop de loops. But not a Willy.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
En vacances au cœur de la campagne du Norfolk, having a civilised lunch avec mon fils
Outside, having a lunch of moules mariniere, my son’s hand is visible as he puts an empty shell in the bowl.  I have a white pasta bowl with lunch in it, there is bread to the left in a napkin, a glass of white wine as I’m on holiday and bougie salt and pepper mills. Out of focus is a summer house in the background, green plants and dry grass. It is my back garden.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Made blackcurrant vodka lads.
Bottle of a red liquid marked Blackcurrant Vodka July 2026, it is sat on a white, orange, green blue and teal oilcloth in the conservatory, there are peeper plants growing indoors and thru the open door you can see purple clematis growing on the pergola. A straight glass of blackcurrant vodka with ice, in the bowl next to it is vividly orange Bombay mix. Both are resting on my patio table there are plants in the background Simon enjoyed a glass of blackcurrant vodka while looking at his phone, he is sat on the other side of the table behind him is a wooden fence, we are both beneath the shade of the vines growing on the pergola.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is how Wanda lives now, a long streak of black stretched on a duvet, daring fools to believe that the belly is not a trap.
A black cat stretched out on a white duvet covet. Due to the contrast her features are not visible.  But I can tell you that she is over this hot weather.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Puppy love
A blond, and clean for a change, golden retriever laying on the floor with his puppy toy (a puppy soft toy from Ikea) under his front paw. Both are on a light coloured wooden floor.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Post an album you have listened to 100* times *a lot
Album cover from Dummy - Portishead
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Changed the duvet today for the summertime one. Geraniums have been moved outside for summer, winter bedding vanished to the airing cupboard. Laundry drying outside, dinner is marinading. Gin and tonic achieved.
Big gin glass, half full with gin and tonic and big ice standing on the metal mesh of our patio table. In the distance laundry, the green of trees and a wooden fence.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This makes me feel terribly old. Will probably still listen to it.
Rock icon's expensive dinner party faux pas - Dave Grohl really loves wine, but was left rather red-faced following a dinner party at a famous actor's house. Nobody else was drinking: "So I'm left with this bottle of wine, and it's so good, I downed it like a Pepsi," the Foo Fighters frontman tells hosts Nick Grimshaw and Angela Hartnett on this week's Dish podcast.
"Then another bottle arrives, and I destroy that bottle, and I'm like: 'This is the best wine I've ever had in my life."
The next day he emailed to thank his host, and ask what the wine was. After discovering it was a vintage Château Haut-Brion, Dave decided to buy some, "So I google it, and holy ****, | just drank $20,000 worth of wine!" Mortified, he emailed to apologise for drinking it all, and his host's response was: 'That's what it's for." Over Spanish-style slow-cooked lamb, Dave also chats about his love of barbecuing, and offers his best advice - don't fiddle with the meat once it's on the grill. "If you're lookin, it ain't cookin, he says.
See waitrose.com/dish for recipes from the show
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The boy had a haircut
A lot of brown hair on a dark brown laminate floor, the hair is from my son’s head. My size 5 1/2 shoe next for scale.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Pre dinner drinks, part of @intruth.bsky.social’s late birthday treat.
Two gimlets in small coupe glasses resting on a metal table Simon waiting in the bar.  A white man with his glasses on his head wearing a blue shirt with his arms folded. He has a slight smile and is looking at the camera. Behind him, blurred, is the rest of the busy bar area.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me, husband dog and a cat
Shot of BBC news covering the launch of Artemis 2.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Too many limes in the fridge can mean only one thing. It’s Marg time. Recipe in the alt.
A margarita in a classic margarita glass, the rim is coated in tajin a mildly spicy chili, lime and salt seasoning.  Margarita recipe found in Around the World In 80 Cocktails lime:triple sec:tequila 1:2:3 shake in a cocktail shaker, double strain if you are inclined to, into a chilled glass.  We often use our nick and Nora glasses or our old fashioned tumblers depending on mood.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Night out with @intruth.bsky.social
IMAX sign on a blue screen, reflected and inverted in a glass of white wine.  Some bonus chromatic aberration too.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Article in today’s guardian about tequila, of course we had all the ingredients for most of the cocktail listed. @intruth.bsky.social went for the picante with tajin for the rim. Just lovely. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Tumbler sat on a blue marl clothe. The glass is rimmed with tajin which is a chilli, lime, salt mix from Mexico. In the glass is a pale yellow green cocktail and a large ice cube. Behind the glass can see a digital clock and the walls.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Healthy rice and peas www.bhf.org.uk/informations.... Trying the recipe. #OperationAvoidStatins
A stainless steel pot, with a scotch bonnet, thyme leaves and chopped spring onions floating on water, underneath, seen murkierly through the water are rice and kidney beans (peas)
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Old school
Old 9 years+ windows machines being restarted after 5 years
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It’s clear outside but directly north of me is a small town so the light pollution makes it very hard to see anything.
Night sky with a 10 second exposure. My car is in the foreground. Then the village war memorial, to the right is an oak tree the sky is glowing with light pollution. There is a faint pinkish tone to some of the sky but is it aurora? I don’t think so.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Wait a year and you could have got this.
Adrian Edmondson as Vivian in the Young Ones
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sometimes we’re the same brain separated by a couple of thousand miles.
Berks and I having almost exactly the same thought at the same time.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana etc.
Album cover of Portishead’s Dummy.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
If I was Connor T, I would be alarmed by how some of his fellow reactionaries view Lowe
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Rupert Lowe is the second coming of Oliver Cromwell. We must overthrow this king! Forget Labour, Tories and reform. It's this traitor that is trying to replace Christianity with Islam and send us to war with Russia
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I highlighted the first sentence.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It continues. The ham won’t stand up so it’s on its side. Si doesn’t like cloves I’m doing the ham unstudded this year. Ham will go in the oven when it’s hot enough.
Cooked gammon joint, skin removed, fat slashed, doused in a sugar, spice, mustard glaze. Waiting to go in the oven.  The joint and juices are resting on aluminium foil in a dish. Spice mix now bashed, with so added pink peppercorns and bay leaves from the garden. Frying them off to release the aromas.  Gammon joint in a cast iron pot with carrots and onions underneath the joint is the spice mix from earlier.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It begins
Collecting of spices ready to be lightly bashed.  Seads - Fennel, cumin, coriander, cardamom also cloves, pink and black peppercorns, and star anise. I’ve fresh ginger to the side as well. Spices on a countertop. Important ones are cloves, star anise, fennel, black pepper, cardamom pods, coriander seeds in ikea mini storage jars. In front of the are an onion, fresh root ginger, a bag with carrots. The countertop is white the tiles behinds are striped in shades of brown (not as ghastly as it sounds)
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Boimler, no thoughts only vibes. Though it does have to be said that one of those vibes has led him to believe that he is part cat.
Pale golden retriever lying on his back, doing that thing, dogs do with their paws. Older Golden Retriever puppy sitting in the hammock part of a cat tree.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s time
Snap of our over large telly, it has an image of a nun in a white habit, looking over the edge of a very high crib (or she’s a mininun)
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s time.
Photo of an over large telly, on it is an opening shot of Muppet’s Christmas Carol.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Already posted but why not again
Xmas tree in the corner, furniture around it.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Tree’s up.
A family living room, on the left a large flat screen telly, in front of it wicker baskets and a blanket box with a red runner on it. The floor is a light oak colour, the fireplace is red brick with a black log burner, there is a fire going.  On the mantle piece are various Christmas ornaments above a round ikea mirror with tinsel then a Christmas tree with white and multi coloured lights, tinsel and many ornaments. The walls are painted a warm cream colour and there is a sofa in front of the tree.
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Jane Goth @janegoth.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Happy Christmas to you too. We decorated the tree today. I put our American ornaments on and thought of you all with much love. Xx
A family living room, on the left a large flat screen telly, in front of it wicker baskets and a blanket box with a red runner on it. The floor is a light oak colour, the fireplace is red brick with a black log burner, there is a fire going.  On the mantle piece are various Christmas ornaments above a round ikea mirror with tinsel then a Christmas tree with white and multi coloured lights, tinsel and many ornaments. The walls are painted a warm cream colour and there is a sofa in front of the tree.
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