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jancyclops.bsky.social @jancyclops.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The following comment about Farage turned up on Facebook.
Image of Nigel Farage with a comment beneath which says, "He never drinks Guinness, because it’s black and you have to let it settle"
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just can’t believe we’re seeing this sort of stuff from a sitting MP Just want to say to British Somalis that you are loved and I’m so, sorry this is happening.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It was always unlawful, under the Highways Act 1980. But I don't suppose Suella would know that, being a lawyer, MP and former Attorney General.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“I’m opening a The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe souvenir company” “Really? What are you calling it?” “Narnia Business” “Jeez, I only asked”.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what right wingers mean when they say immigrant
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy and White guy are having a chat.
White guy: Urrrgh! I’m so sick of immigrants! I’m moving to another country

Panel 2: 
Pink guy: So, you’re gonna become an immigrant?

Panel 3:
White Guy: Well yeah, but I’m white, so y’know…

Panel 4: 
White guy: Not like, an immigrant immigrant
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Maga lecturing on political violence is peak hypocrisy.
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Smigman @smigman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Presidential Venn Diagram. Inept Trump!
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
what about the MPs with far-right links? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Security vetting stepped up after MP is given bodyguard with far-right links
Exclusive: Extra social media checks brought in amid growing threat to politicians from extremists
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
*puts Fitbit in the tumble dryer and eats more bacon*
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If you hold a sombrero to your ear you can hear the sí.
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jancyclops.bsky.social @jancyclops.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I've just signed a petition calling on the Government to scrap all its contracts with Palantir - including its huge NHS database deal. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If we truly believe in free speech, then Sir James Ratcliffe has as much right to voice his opinions about immigration in the UK as any other parasitical tax dodging prune faced billionaire hypocrite who lives in Monaco.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein. He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families. The memo was NOT to be published. The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏
thenational.scot
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
British response to the film about Melania Trump: If they were screening it for free at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the curtains.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Policeman: so where were you last night? Suspect: I was at the cinema Policeman: so there’ll be plenty of people who can vouch for you then? Suspect: no, not really? Policeman: why not? Suspect: I went to see Melania
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Alexander Brown @alexofbrown.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog
Suella Braverman standing on a dogSuella Braverman standing on a dog
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
So that’s Zahawi and Dorries, failed to get into Lords and join Reform. Gullis couldn’t get a job after losing his seat in election, joins Reform. Jenkins loses her seat at election, joins Reform. Failures and grifting wankers to a fucking tee.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
“We are the real victims here.” - heavily armed angry white entitled misogynists, every time.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We don’t have a problem with immigration in this country. We have a problem with racists.
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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Greetings from Greenland.......
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The gap between this government's self-image (as a group of grown-ups taking tough, effective decisions) and the reality (a bunch of hopeless ditherers whose primary objective is to avoid any criticism from the right) is so large it's visible from space.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It's increasingly clear that AI will destroy our ability to engage meaningfully with real life. On the other hand, have you tried real life recently?
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My new year’s revolution is to make fewer mistakes this year.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Such patronising guff - “all the rural people want is to lick off a little of the muddy fox blood from the master of the hunt’s riding boots before offering their youngest daughter to a Freemason dressed as a sex beagle”
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Hey guys, they lied to us. Those silica packets are fucking delicious!
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There’s never been a better time to dress in a Santa costume and run through a big department store, accosting random shoppers and hissing, "Help me! They've dismantled the grotto and they're trying to lock me in the basement again! I can't take another year down there! Don't let them catch me!"
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you’re planning on going on, or following, a Boxing Day hunt (or any hunt for that matter), may your turkey sandwiches give you diarrhoea for a year, you awful, wicked person. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trail hunting to be banned as part of new animal welfare strategy
The government says the practice is being used as a
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The exact people now saying "Nigel Farage was young and foolish at school" (to excuse his racism, bullying and harassment of fellow pupils at Dulwich College) are the same people who said "Shamima Begum was old enough to know what she was doing".
Crick (Michael, who wrote a biography on Nigel Farage) believes that there is a clear line to be drawn between Farage the sixth-former and Farage the politician. "So much of his character is the same as you can see at Dulwich," he says. "The boy who's desperate for attention, who loves debating, who loves division. The English nationalism, the interest - almost obsession - with immigration, the admiration for Enoch Powell, the free-market Thatcherism; all of that began at Dulwich."
Much of the public has already made up its mind on Farage. In as much as this story cuts through to the wider elector-ate, some will think it deeply unfair to judge Farage on his adolescence; while others will see it as fair game and reflective of the man he later became.
But there will be many who are still undecided on Farage and, for this last camp, his belligerent response to the allegations will be a test.
He has the polling support. He has the Tory defections. He has the money now too. But does he have the ability to woo and keep voters who once found him unsavoury?
Farage is unlikely to change tack now.
"He's got to be true to him-self," says the senior Reform source. "There is precious little point in apologising to people like Ed Davey."
Additional Reporting:
Harry Yorke
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“pull one’s finger”
King Charles Windsor pointing one of his fingers at David Beckham who I guess has confused him for a Qatari royal who he likes to take money from.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Please keep pets and small children indoors tonight. They can enjoy the fireworks when they start earning their keep, the bloody freeloaders.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Cartoon of three people. Above their heads sit an acute accent, a grave accent and a circumflex. The title reads People with French Accents
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
The driver "managed to contact the control
centre at Network Rail and get the train
diverted onto the slow line", Calder says.


"That was absolutely crucial because this
train was scheduled to be travelling through
Huntingdon station on the tracks with no
platform at 125mph."


"It didn't stop in the middle of nowhere,
which would have been very difficult."


Calder thinks this was handled in the "safest
possible way" thanks to the "incredible
professionalism from the driver and the
police". Train drivers are trained on how to
take appropriate action, he adds,
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
he had a face like a house of commons vote - eyes to the right, nose to the left
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Zhao had instructed staff at his crypto exchange not to apply anti-money laundering checks, with the result that US authorities were able to identify that Binance had been used for money laundering by terrorist groups including Hamas, al-Qaeda and ISIS. www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Trump Pardons Convicted Binance Founder
The pardon follows months of efforts by Changpeng Zhao to boost Trump crypto company.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Once again we’re being warned that if we ask billionaires to pay their fair share of tax they might leave the country. So it’s definitely worth trying.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I imagine for many magas, witnessing part of the White House being demolished to facilitate the building of a ballroom, the terrifying thought that they may have been duped must be closer than ever to the surface.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Bucks Fizz have let themself go.
Mr and Mrs King Prince Charles with Mr and Mrs President Orange Man.
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why is Prince Andrew giving up his titles if he’s not done anything wrong? Hmm…
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Peace & Justice Project @peaceandjustice.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The privatisation of water has been a disaster and continues to rip-off millions of customers whilst handing obscene bonuses to shareholders. It's time to take it into public hands, bring down bills and protect our rivers and oceans.
bbc.co.uk
Water bills to rise further for millions after appeal
Five water companies win permission for higher bills as they seek more funds to fix outdated infrastructure.
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