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Jojo sur ciel bleu

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Une fois j'ai fait des pâtes et depuis ça va.

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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jojo sur ciel bleu @jananass.lamarouj.fr · 30/09/2026
réveillé par l'alerte inondation AMA
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Etienne Fouillade @lordge2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y a un gus qui a regardé la vidéo de Zeph et Ramo de façon trop intense. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aUR...
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Zelda: Soccerina of Time - Hyrulean Fútbol Matchup Mod (WIP)
YouTube video by n2existance
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Mickaël Newton @mickaelnewton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mon appel aux créateurs JV français : je dois sauver la Bourse Jeux Vidéo d’ici la fin de l’année. Pour cela, je veux monter en 1 mois, un bundle de jeux vidéo dont les fonds iront à la BJV. Le plus de jeux possibles et trouver comment mettre en place cela de façon optimale. Pouvez-vous RT svp ?
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Character portraits, free use
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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Marme & lade 🫠 @marmelade.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Vue d'un bureau ou d'une pièce avec un grand drapeau rouge orné d'un cercle blanc contenant une croix gammée noire accroché au mur. En bas, un sous-titre indique : « (Captain America) Dans ce cas, comment expliques-tu cette croix gammée géante sur ton mur ? ».Plan rapproché sur le personnage de Crâne Rouge (Red Skull), le visage écarlate et l'air crispé, portant une tenue sombre. Un sous-titre affiche sa réplique : « (Crâne Rouge) Ooooh, ce n'est qu'un innocent symbole boudhiste ! ».
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one thousand gay skeletons 💀🏳️‍🌈 @laserboymoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ive seen people screenshotting the parts of the article where Discord says most people won't need to verify, and the problem with that is that 1 - It relies on them actually caring about safety (they don't) 2 - It relies on them not being stupid (they are) 3 - It relies on them not lying (they are)
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Koren Lesthe 🐾🐊 Terranigma FTW @koren-lesthe.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
If y'all needed any reason to stop following Polygon, they're now full anti-trans.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 22/09/2026
2026 top 10 non-fiction contender for sure
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Cameron @campster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Geoff Keighley realizing he has to make a Fire Emblem game a GOTY contender instead of Wolverine.
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BrowseTheStacks @browsethestacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Meets Columbo: World's Greatest Detectives Art by Colin Cracker
Batman Meets Columbo: World's Greatest Detectives

Art by Colin Cracker
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Violaine Briat @violainebriat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4theyeblink.com #awol666
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 19/09/2026
had the honor of creating the art for the official stardew valley arcade machines, debuting at the symphony of seasons concert at red rocks!!! 🌟 these are a labor of love from everyone involved, i hope you get the chance to play…! 🥺🤲 #art ✧ #stardewvalley
A digital mockup of an arcade cabinet, themed after the Stardew Valley mini games “Junimo Kart” and “Journey of the Prairie King”. Text at the top reads “STARDEW VALLEY Symphony of Seasons: 10 years of music at Red Rocks Amphitheater”. Text at the bottom reads “Art by MK/RET; Produced by SOHO Live”.
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rouli @rouli-overflow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
prêt pour demain 🌀
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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Quentin @quentinbnn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coucou, je lance des lives tous les lundis soir à 21h à partir d'aujourd'hui, on va discuter de trucs et découvrir Baba is You, jeu accessible à tout le monde facilement :) Hésitez pas à passer un bout de tête ! twitch.tv/quentinbnn
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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ZedZed @zazatopeck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Au fait j'avais jamais partagé le travail final iciiii
Planche de BD réalisée par : moi.
D'en haut à gauche à en bas à droite :
Deux personnages sont dans le forêt. Le plus grand (Marcus) demande au petit (Tao) "tu fous quoi?" Alors que l'autre grave un truc dans un tronc d'arbre.
Il se retourne et on voit l'inscription "Fuck the system" parce que c'est un type edgy comme ça, et il grimace un peu gêné.
Marcus se met à son tour à graver un truc et dit "j'te propose ça", et écrit "nik la polis", ce à quoi Tao répond "ouais classique".
Puis les deux s'y mettent tour à tour en disant :
-fait un zgeg
- non
- ooh...
- pourquoi tu chuchotes ?
- chépa
- ATTEND ATTEND J'AI. "BO-LLO-RÉ-EN-FOI-RÉ", voilà.
- bahahaha.

Puis on les voit s'éloigner au loin dans les derniers rayons du soleil du jour à dire "bon on a encore de la route"
Deuxième planche réalisée par : toujours moi.
La première on lit juste le dialogue :
- imagine ya des gens qui tombent sur ça dans dix ans.
- bahaha vla notre héritage... Mais si on se perd au moins on pourra se repérer 
- ah pas con ça 
- bah ouais

Puis petite élipse.
Et gros plan sur un visage velu chaussé d'une paire de lunettes qui va vite, pour courir genre, et avec un gros nuage de fumée qui sort de grosses narines un peu singesques.
Puis on voit le Sasquatch qui se tient debout, affublé d'un magnifique slip à cœur, désespéré devant ses beaux arbres tous niqués par les gravures nulles.
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Suave Morbida @maitre-poulard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
La grandeur du conseil d'Elrond réside dans son pluralisme. Dans cet esprit, nous accueillons deux délégués du Mordor et nous leur laisserons un temps de parole équitable. Le projet de Sauron est certe clivant, mais il représente une sensibilité géopolitique qu'on ne peut rejeter d'un revers de main
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Madame Maïs @madamemais.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Les mecs de gauche qui trouvent que Mediapart fait du Paris Match en enquêtant sur Delogu vivent vraiment dans un monde tapissé de privilèges ça me bute. Genre c’est pas une question de société les violences faites aux femmes. Vous êtes vraiment pas les alliés que vous pensez être.
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Stoune_Boraf @stouneboraf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)
Une image de gaston lagaffe accompagné de ses animaux de compagnie 
C'est un jeune homme blanc au cheveux noir vêtue d'un pull vert trops court et d'une paire d'espadrille 
Sa mouette est posé, l'air serein, sur un de ses doigts.
Un chat noir et blanc se frotte contre sa jambe.
Tous ont l'air heureux et en paix, jamais sauron ne pourra le tenter
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Mr. Propagande @mrpropagande.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Adèle Haenel dans La Grande librairie sur France 5 le 9 septembre 2026
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Iva 🐛 @ivathehuman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2/2 🐻
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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BonFromage @bonfromagee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Moi quand je prends un bain une fois par hiver
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Les Répliques @lesrepliques.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Sans les milliardaires, vous n'auriez pas Apple, Microsoft, Uber, Deliveroo" selon le milliardaire héritier Mc Pao
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Demoiselles d'Horreur @demoiselleshorreur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Le titre oublie de dire l’essentiel, alors je me permets hein 🙃
Selon l’hypothèse privilégiée à ce stade de l’enquête, un père de famille, en instance de séparation, aurait donné la mort à ses deux enfants âgés de 6 et 10 ans, ainsi qu’à sa belle-mère, avant de retourner l’arme contre lui. Une autopsie a été ordonnée.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Elodie Jauneau @elodiejauneau.fr · 28/08/2026
"Sur cet enregistrement vidéo de l'appel, le jeune homme admet avoir violé Léa. Le second dit "il s'est passé ce qui s'est passé". Décision de la juge d'instruction : non-lieu. À quel moment quand un accusé reconnaît les faits, on prononce un non-lieu ? Réponse : en France, en 2026. La routine.
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"J'ai eu l'impression d'être détachée de mon corps" : elle accuse deux militaires de viol par soumission chimique
PODCAST - Léa Bauchet accuse deux militaires de l'avoir droguée et violée lors d'une soirée en avril 2022. Eux affirment qu'elle était consentante et restent présumés innocents. Quatre ans après, la j...
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Sapling 🌱 @sacredsapling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Woke up to this news and I’m beyond disgusted. It’s a US *constitutional right* now to create and own ‘CSAM,’ as long as it was made with AI?? AI gen images are built from real images, of real children. This directly re-exploits every single CSAM survivor. (More in 🧵) #abolition #trafficking
A federal judge has ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual's right to privately possess child sexual abuse content created using Al if it does not depict a real person and remains in the home.
On Tuesday, Judge John Z. Lee of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 7th District ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual's right to privately possess images or videos of child sexual abuse created using artificial intelligence if the material does not depict a real person and remains in the home. In his ruling, Judge Lee urged the Supreme Court to reconsider the issue of virtual abuse material of children in the age of Al, suggesting that technological advances complicate existing legal precedent.
The case Lee ruled on came about in 2024 when the Department of Justice brought charges against Steven Anderegg, alleging that he used Al to create thousands of explicit images of children. He was accused of breaking federal obscenity laws by producing, distributing and possessing obscene visual depictions of minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct. Anderegg sought to have the possession and production charges dismissed under the First Amendment. Last year, a judge in the Western District of Wisconsin agreed to dismiss the possession charge, prompting the federal prosecutors to appeal.
Lee, in his ruling upholding the lower court's decision, cited the precedent set by Supreme Court rulings from 1969 and 2002. One held that individuals have a right to possess obscenity in the privacy of their home. The other found that "virtual" child sexual abuse material, not depicting a real person is not child pornography.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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CLY @cly.contact · 24/08/2026
:illustrator: :indesign: :photoshop: Mini tuto pour celleux qui veulent jarter leur suite Adobe sans payer leurs exorbitants frais de rétractation ! Le partage fait perdre de l'argent à Adobe 💰 #graphicdesign #adobe #quitadobe
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Bicheyte, fille de salope de la pipousaferie tumblr 2010 @bicheyte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Une charogne qui a mis bien trop de temps à crever. J'ai ce souvenir d'école de radio où l'on nous disait explicitement que si on se retrouvait en stage chez les Grosses Têtes, il fallait éviter de se retrouver seule avec lui quand on était une go.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
More to the point, Anthropic and OpenAI and all the rest could wink out of existence tomorrow with no particular damage to any ML-based scientific research program, except perhaps that the end of the hype cycle would end an artificial incentive to put the word "AI" in grant applications
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
I am becoming incredibly exhausted of this pattern: many people: "AI sucks!" Very Smart Person: ah but have you considered (distinct application of ML or statistical modeling that has no real relationship to what the tech industry is marketing as, and people broadly perceive as, "AI")
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Geoffroy Monde @geoffroymonde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ne faites pas ce genre de visage dans mon jeu si vous n'avez pas une carte de presse, parce que c'est très dangereux
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This spy game is a dream come true if you love spending time in character creators
And if your character isn't convincing enough, you die.
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Jojo sur ciel bleu @jananass.lamarouj.fr · 19/08/2026
....pipi tornado....
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