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The sum of every person I've ever met, and a few I haven't. Cymro. Amateur Epistemologist. Oldskool Junglist. Ex-journo, digital/social media wonk. Subs > Dubs. #AuDHD #ChaoticGood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸

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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
theonion.com
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now we just need Cardiff Bus to stop painting their fleet like clown cars and get back to the simple iconic orange
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love that this post was in my feed directly below Ben Onion posting about the fake 9/11 Subway ad they did
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.s... 3h
13-year anniversary of Subway getting
really mad at us.

FLY ON IN FOR
SUBTEMBER 11TH!
YOU WILL
"NEVER
FORGET"
THIS DEAL

2 FOOTLONG
SUBS
$9.11

SUBWAY
eat fresh.

New Subway Promotion To Honor
Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT--Citing a wide range of
deals customers will "never forget,"' fa..

theonion.com


Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.soc... 1h
In all seriousness, how long are
people going to keep thinking and
talking about 9/11 because it currently
seems like the answer might be
"forever' 1/3
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"...a conscious and depraved indifference to the consequences of its conduct..." #OpenAI
404media.co
'Tell Everyone:' A Man Died by Suicide After Talking to ChatGPT. His Former Partner Wants to Warn the World About AI
After allegedly becoming emotionally reliant on ChatGPT, Austin died at 40 years old, leaving behind family and friends who loved him. Megan wants everyone to know what happened.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok grandpa time for bed here's your Ronald Reagan teddy yes he can give Nixon plushie smooches if you want
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"We’re facing a position where we’re going to have to reduce flexibility, but in order to help the human skills." lololol the hits just keep on coming
scottishfinancialnews.com
Junior staff to return to office to sharpen ‘human skills’ as AI advances
Junior staff could be ordered back to the office more frequently as part of a push to sharpen their 'human skills' as artificial intelligence (AI) begins to take over a growing proportion of technical...
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Martin Nutbeem (I ain't afraid of no ghosts) @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Regardless of the rights or wrongs of the plagiarism case, Jason Arday has been hounded to death. This should never have been national news. It's an HR disciplinary case, at best. Press reform now.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Copium Copium Gif
Alt: A Pepe Frog huffing Copium through a face mask connected by a hose to a gas tank labelled COPIUM. Please don't @ me saying Pepe is racist or fascist or maga or whatever. Pepe is whatever you want him to be. It's a fucking cartoon frog that was stolen/appropriated from it's original creator, not a fucking swastika. Although in this case I guess it fits if we're saying Politico is run by a right-wing douchenozzle who loves huffing Trump farts. Because Politico is run by a right-wing douchenozzle who loves huffing Trump farts. But the gas tank here isn't labelled TRUMP FARTS. I dunno man. Go make your own gif. I couldn't be arsed.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fiat was "Fix It Again, Tony"
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Jake Orlowitz @jakeorlowitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Wikimedia Foundation is acing the test. Unfortunately it's for doing the wrong thing every step of the way. medium.com/regarding-wi... @wikipedia.org #Wikipedia
medium.com
How the Wikimedia Foundation’s Union Busting Is Textbook
The word “textbook” usually gets used loosely. Here it applies literally. There is an actual scholarly literature on how American employers…
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YSK of the Day: GifCities is an @archive.org project that extracted over 4,500,000 animated GIFs from the #GeoCities hosting platform, the third most most-visited website on the world wide web in 1999. gifcities.org
There are eight pages of gifs just for the word "hot". It's difficult to explain just how important it was that people in the late 1990s / early 2000s knew your links were hot.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/08/2026
if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Back in the good old days of the internet if you saw this many ads trying to watch or read one simple thing, you'd assume your pc was riddled with viruses. Also, Gen Z/Alpha needs to know that paid subscriptions MADE ADVERTS DISAPPEAR
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🎶 it's the end of the world as we know it
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Professor Farnsworth's Good News
Alt: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth's Good News. He comforts Bender, an irascible robot, saying "I hate to be the bearer of bad news" [he absolutely does not hate this] before saying "Also, Good News, everyone"
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thanks for this! I'd not heard of it. It's also on Qobuz open.qobuz.com/album/of3n5l...
open.qobuz.com
Open Qobuz
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
mOsT I cOnTeND
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Funny Dance
Alt: Mocking SpongeBob, AKA Spongemock, is an image macro featuring cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants indicating a mocking tone towards an opinion or point of view. The image used comes from the episode "Little Yellow Book" (2012). In the episode, Squidward reads SpongeBob's diary, where he discovers that whenever SpongeBob sees plaid, he acts like a chicken.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Whoever controls food and water, controls the masses."
thedailybeast.com
Legendary Singer, 93, Sounds Alarm on New ‘Fight’ in Open Letter
The musician warned of a threat to American land.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Quiet, piggy."
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
John Hammond's Iconic 'There It Is' in Jurassic Park
Alt: John Hammond's (Richard Attenborough) Iconic 'There It Is' in Jurassic Park
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dear Apps That *do stuff* When You Take A Phone Screenshot, Don't do that.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm so fkn tired of this shit man 😞
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is a man who creates his own reality. Nothing else matters - nothing else exists - apart from what he thinks. (This is how all of us perceive reality, in a way, but Musk is what happens when that phenomenon has the dial cranked all the way up to "I am God.")
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I don't really get hayfever now like I did when I was a kid, but occasionally during summer my body will wake up in the morning and go WE SNEEZIN' TODAY.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If this is me pointing out something blindingly obvious to everyone then we'll both just have to live with it.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It was the song from the film Jewel in the Nile*. Those are the three lead actors from Jewel in the Nile. Song-Movie tie-ins were MASSIVE in the 80s. (*Romancing the Stone, maybe? Forget which and cba to look it up.)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/07/2026
aropride on tumblr:

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride replies:

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

duckbunny replies:

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This worked out spectacularly badly for her hero Thatcher, and we're *still* trying to undo the Gordian Knot of fuckery she dropped on the UK
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, he finally did it. Another feather in the cap, @blacktabbygames.com ... Well done, all over again! 💘
youtu.be
Slay the Princess | Fully Ramblomatic
YouTube video by Second Wind
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"There is no doubt among scientists even if other people still refuse to believe it."
theguardian.com
The 13 biggest myths about heatwaves – and how to bust them
With some still unable to accept humanity’s role in climate chaos, we tackle common misconceptions and deceptions
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is his brother The Binding of Isaac
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Even after all these years I still find the fact that something like *this* was on the official soundtrack of a version of "Sid Meier's Pirates!" incredibly amusing. Only in the early 90s. 🏴‍☠️💿🔊🎶
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
U n h e l p f u l
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Whom'st've'soever could have possibly seen this coming?! *clutches pearls*
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I Get No Ideas Inside the Machine - Tara Tarakiyee 05 Jul 2026 tarakiyee.com/i-get-no-ide...
When capitalism is forced to reform, it doesn't change the underlying relation. It just relocates the injury. The green transition traded fossil fuels for lithium, so when the minerals changed, the harm was transposed. Now the Atacama desert is being drained for the rest of the world to have clean energy. Reform that shifts the harm around while leaving the relation intact is capitalism's gentle answer to placate its softest critics, and it is very persuasive.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@clashreport on twiXter

Trump: You can be loyal to Karl Marx or you can be loyal to America.
You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.Based Karl Marx with "deal with it" meme sunglasses
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Insane Clown Posse: F***ing Magnets, How Do They Work?
Alt: Insane Clown Posse's immortal line, "Fucken magnets, how do they work?" (Which they were somewhat unfairly mocked for. How magnets actually work - diamagnetism, paramagnetism and ferromagnetism - has more to do with quantum physics than most people think and is quite difficult to explain simply. I'm buggered if I understand it tbh. All electrons are tiny magnets... Or something.)
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
May the Schwartz be with you
bbc.co.uk
Australia probes mystery space balls that washed up on beach
Officials are searching for the origins of six pieces of space debris discovered on Forrest Beach in Queensland.
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think you guys say something like "thanks for your service"? Thank you for your service.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth
Two banners

First banner reads:

Welcome to the Great Experiment

250 years of American invention - a story still in the making

Two hundred and fifty years ago, America made a bet: that ordinary people with extraordinary ideas could build a nation unlike any before. That bet is still paying off.

The Cade Museum for Creativity and Invention presents this exhibit in collaboration with the U.S. Department of Commerce - home of the United States Patent and Trademark Office, the institution that turned creative freedom into economic fuel.

At the Cade, we believe so deeply in thinking and acting like an inventor that we gave it a name: Inventivity.® This exhibit is brimming with it.

The race is well underway, but it's never too late to jump in. So gear up, strap in, and take a lap

GEORGE WASHINGTON April 30, 1789 - March 4, 1797

Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefito, and humbly to implore his protection and favor

SERVICE

"Let me serve voluntarily; then I will, with the greatest pleasure in life, devote my services to the expedition without any other reward, than the satisfaction of serving my country"

RELIGION

"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports."

CHARACTER

"To the distinguished Character of Patriot, it should be our highest Glory to add the more distinguished Character of Christian."the journey continues from here" with QR codes to Wallbuilders, the American Journey Experience, Patriot Academy, PragerU, and AmericanMinute.comStickers with a QR code to sign up to be a constitution coach with Patriot Academy
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es?...
youtu.be
I Can Only Count to FOUR - Psychostick Numbers Bodies Drowning Pool Parody
YouTube video by Psychostick
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If all YouTube ads were Jennifer Connelly trying to contact me and specifically only me to arrange a romantic dinner. I would still ignore them
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If I was infected with the world's most virulent poison, and YouTube ads were for the antidote, I would still skip them
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Simpsons S4, E21
"Marge in Chains"
1993

The character Lionel Hutz (a lawyer) imagines a world without lawyers: inside his thought bubble, all the people of the world are holding hands, dancing and singing in green pastures, underneath a smiling sun and a rainbow. He is freaked out and shudders...

Except Lionel Hutz is the USA flag emoji so he's imagining a world without the USA
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty: "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."
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stone cold steve autism @jamtone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
World Heritage Skeet
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