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Jamie of MSP

@jamesthe500.bsky.social
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Urbanist, bicyclist for transport, enby, parent to two kiddos. I’m a thrill-seeker - when those thrills come from completing a project.

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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 16h
@oldenoughtosay.com - this doesn’t seem like your wheelhouse, but you had a post just above this on my my timeline, so I thought I’d link y’all up.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@danmarstp.marshallwords.com - Did I go too esoteric, or have you just been busy? More hints available upon request. @jermjermmpls.bsky.social @walkingminnesota.com @derzquist.net @paddle2paddle.bsky.social
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yesterday’s #NytStrands puzzle had a Spangram of NINETIES TRENDS, but before I found it, I spotted NINETIES CRINGE. I wonder if that was intentional.
Strands puzzle of jumbled words. NinetiesTrend has been found and is highlighted in yellow. Highlighted in blue are the words Neon, grunge, and tracksuits. Highlighted in grey, over top the actual finds, is the non-solution NinetiesCringe. Two more theme words are still to be discovered
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I may have a #MNStateFair #superpower! On five occasions, I took one glance at a friends’ photo at the fair and knew just where it was. In one of those cases, I narrowed it down by shadow-angle and showed up minutes later. I’m like one of those Geoguessr savants, but limited to a certain 322 acres.
A child with a 😠 and double thumbs-down stands behind a funnel cake, next to an adult seated on a yellow bench, in front of a white cinderblock building with a row of high cinderblock windows, a framed mural, and a red jutting wall. There is an ash (?) tree trunk next to the bench. The building wall is in shadow, and the people a little over their left shoulders.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who needs a car when you have a cargo bike? (Admittedly, if the furniture were any bigger, I’d’ve needed… a bigger bike!) Bonus - you can drive your vehicle right onto the elevator.
Blue Yuba Spicy Curry cargo bike with a two small shelves strapped to the sides of the long tail. 
View from the rear showing that one of the shelving units hangs off the running board by a good foot. Bike with shelves on a closed elevator.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Much equivocating could be made (older car, sedan, America doesn’t make non-car a viable option), but the fact that this bumper sticker is on a car at all, remains ironic. On reflection though, it’s not like the sticker purports to want to do anything about it, just, here’s the facts. 🤷‍♀️
Pealing red bumper sticker that reads “The climate is changing faster than we are.”Parked Chevy impala on a tree lined street with a bike lane. It has a bumper sticker that reads “The climate is changing faster than we are.”
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Rush Limbaugh parody voice in this clip uses the term “Dumbocrats” - so Trump DIDN’T invent that burn? Simpsons did it first? 😮 youtu.be/YGUGwmN7vI4
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When YOU'RE Driving, We Can Listen To YOUR Radio Station (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
JK Rowling posted an upskirt photo of a trans woman and defended herself by saying the trans woman asked for it by wearing that outfit. If you don’t stop supporting her knowing that, I don’t know what to tell you.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@auntiefancy.bsky.social I am your 1000th follower! 🎉🥳
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don’t think non-Minnesotans can appreciate how damning this statement is. Twelve days before Labor Day, you’d BETTER be at the #MNStateFair, if you’re a Minnesota politician.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Who wants a parking place for #TwinCitiesJazzFest tonight? I have a spot going to waste & I want to spread the love.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@deveric.net I just heard this on #WFMU, and thought I should tell you about this very #bicycleSong, in case you could use some more reggae in your joyful riding DJ arsenal. music.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_g...
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Don Angelo - Bicycle Move
YouTube video by Lucky Lucci
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Aaron - Eat More Pie @paddle2paddle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Invite your friends! I have a pretty small #SaintPaul #St.Paul #StPaul reach here, so please share. Let's make this a demolition to remember.
WHEN: Monday, March 9, 10:00 am   Where: Saint Paul Dethloon
The blight on Midway that was the former CVS on Snelling and University is going to be demolished on Monday. Come celebrate! Bring a chair. Bring treats to share. Bring a musical instrument. Bring and share with friends. Bring your senior prom dress. Bring your toddler. Most of all, bring joy and your love for Saint Paul!
If you are able, consider making a donation to Keystone Community Services, a legacy organization providing assistance to those in need for nearly a hundred years. I'm not sure yet how to do this safely and securely, but I'll get it figured out by Monday.
NOTE: Start time is based on hearsay, and will be updated when I can find specific information.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ooh! I’m going to start holding my breath! /s
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Could my #caucus friends please consider “uncommitted” for governor? So far #Klobashar is the only one running (that I know of) and she is so wrong for MN now. We need a leader who will bring us justice, not “reaching across the aisle.” Her brand of politics is useless these days.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What the fascists don't understand and what I think people from elsewhere don't understand is that everyone here has done the math. We know that we could be killed out there. But they could come into our homes and kill us too. Once you come to terms with that there is literally no choice.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I guess we need it a bit colder still.
Screen shot from of Prince from his interview with Oprah. Caption reads, “You will always live here why? It's so cold it keeps the bad people out”
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If I didn’t have commuting to do, I’d cross-stitch “The vibe in the rapid response networks is heavy, but determined” onto a lumbar support pillow. I think about it a lot. (I’d cross-stitch the NATO alphabet on the flip side, if anyone’s asking.)
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My 8 year old was roleplaying as a time traveler panicking in the back of the car, “what is this thing we are in? This ‘horseless carriage?!’” My 6 year old calmly summed it up well, “It’s called a car. They kill people sometimes, but it’s ok.” That’s the agreement - but it really shouldn’t be.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My kid's last bike. I'd love for it to go to a good home. Can you boost @lauragmitchell.com? minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/zip/d/sa...
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Children's Trek Bike - free stuff - craigslist
My child outgrew her bike & was gifted the next size up. It only seems fair to pass along the old model to a littler kid. It has coaster brakes and works well. 12" wheels (maybe a good fit for a.....
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Saint Paul, Minnesota people. Are you in District 64A? IF YOU ARE IN DISTRICT 64A YOU HAVE AN ELECTION TODAY! ***TODAY*** I KNOW YOU JUST VOTED, BUT YOUR HOUSE REP GOT ELECTED MAYOR AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK HER REPLACEMENT.
A map of District 64A. The western boundary is the border of Minneapolis; the eastern boundary is 35E. On the north, it's mostly 94 but in some spots it's Selby; on the south, it's mostly Saint Clair but then at Hamline it extends down to Randolph.
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Erik Noonan @eriknoonan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The busiest bus line in the most populous county in Minnesota is the D Line. These photos were taken within a block of it on either side. Even if sidewalk clearing occurred, parking clearing took precedent. Municipal sidewalk clearing is a moral obligation. Frey opposes it, Schaffer opposes it.
Photo of a sidewalk covered in plowed over snow Photo of a sidewalk covered in plowed over snow Photo of a sidewalk covered in plowed over snow
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@marymm.bsky.social posed the question at the #Rethinking94 public meeting just now, "Will you please describe how denial of municipal consent." Savage. 😈
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The #Rethinking94 presentation right now is arguing we can have a lot of benefits of freeway removal right next to the freeway, with attractive renderings of spacious bike lanes & happy families sitting & relaxing in a park-like atmosphere. Noise of whizzing traffic & diesel fumes not portrayed
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It being #BuyNothingDay and all, I didn’t expect to see anyone while biking to and from my pet-sitting duties, so didn’t sweat the mash of pattern and color that my layered ‘fit was becoming. I ended up loving it though, and had to pause to document and share, so that you may bear witness.
An enby stands inside an apartment door. They wear black helmet, purple tinted goggles, green heather jacket, orange and blue plaid shirt, yellow ginkgo pattern dress, brown and white polka dot skirt, purple leggings, pinking and white striped leg warmers, and red Sorel winter boots.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’m on my third copy of #LifeAfterCars - I keep giving/lending the book out. First to a friend’s kid who is a big @thewaroncars.bsky.social fan and then to my city council member (the right hands!) who had heard of the podcast already. This copy is all mine! …for now.
Enby reading a copy of Life after Cars with its yellow dust cover and graphics suggesting that flowering vines will cover the infrastructure in the future.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I love how Muffin is experimenting with a goth phase, courtesy of being the “granddaughter” to a #bikeParent.
A plastic babydoll in pink pajamas stands by a window. On her left wrist/hand, she wears a black piece of bicycle inner tube that covers all but the tips of her fingers and disappears under her sleeve.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m pretty pleased with my #photography on this one. I would have taken a bit longer to frame it up just right, but I was afraid of getting scooped!
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Review: Caydence Records & Coffee, Payne Avenue, St. Paul. D How hipster is this shop; yet the best parking for your custom fixie is a gas meter out of sight of the cafe windows? (There’s also a parking sign around the corner, so close room for three bikes total.) @tcbikeparking.bsky.social
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Can dreams really come true? 🥹
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Party at the Cargo Bike Shop! My kids and I will probably be there and looking for friends to bike to the park with. FYI: @cbhs.bsky.social
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
At the #DavidByrne show, I rocked out to Life During Wartime, awash in the nostalgia of it, paying little mind to the lyrics, as ever; but when they put up video clips of #ICE and the #resistance to it, the song suddenly took on real meaning. How close are we to three passports, a couple of visas?
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David Byrne - Life During Wartime (Live At Massey Hall)
YouTube video by StacksMaxwell
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@ibikedinthis.bsky.social IDK if you inspired me to wear this while biking, but you definitely inspired me to document it. As you can see, I threw on a wool sweater after the show and swapped shoes for the bulk of the ride (the main photo is after biking the three blocks from the restaurant).
Enby astride a long tail cargo bike wearing Fluvog shoes, black tights, black and what poofy polka dot dress and purple Chanel-inspired blazer. They are under the Orpheum marquee that reads “AN EVENING WITH DAVID BYRNE WHO IS THE SKY TOUR”Action shot taken while biking. the dress is now under an orange wool sweater and the enby is wearing adidas. The front wheel has some rad leds that animate colorful patterns. Selfie of enby showing disco ball earrings, eye liner, beard, and long hair in two tiny buns. They’re looking pleased with their look.
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Monica @weeklyscene.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I voted today for @mayorcarter.bsky.social for almost all the same reasons. I look around and see progress and know if I want that to continue, he is the person to do it. His focus on the youth is especially a strong endorsement. As my kid says - A-he's a good mayor and B-he's good at playing Tag.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Hey #SaintPaul! We #vote today. I went with: yes, yes; Dullinger, Carter, Chen, Her. …and my neighbor, Nikki.
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Friend to Dogs @dogsbestfriend.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
TOMORROW: MELVIN YES YES
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
@energychris.bsky.social - this will be the third event in two weeks where I hang out with YOUR electeds! (And it’ll be a hoot. You should come.)
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@tcbikeparking.bsky.social Urban Growler, St. Paul. B+ Plenty of well spaced n-racks. Could be more. Could have non-weedy plants below. We have to get the word out about all this bike parking - you don’t need to come in your #Cybertruck!
Blue bike locked to red n bike rack. There are four racks in the row and another row a little ways off
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
On my way!
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I biked two blocks over to my local train depot and picked this gem up from the independent bookshop therein. It was a good place to imagine a #LifeAfterCars. @thewaroncars.bsky.social
Hand in a bookshop holding a hardcover book called Life after cars. It has a traffic sign yellow border and drawn cover art of a yellow traffic signal that has been overrun by vining and flowering plants.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ominous! I’m hoping this is just a lost in translation moment and not the first of my death knells.
Fortune cookie paper that reads, “Whatever arrangements you make are apt to be final.” There are lucky numbers, fortunately.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’ve been furiously sewing this custom witch’s hat for my costume and now that it’s done on time, I’d love to know if folks can guess what my costume’s title is. Hints: 1. I wear dresses pretty much all the time, the fact of the dress is irrelevant. 2. You pretty much need to be local to MSP.
In be in a green witch’s hat with a chopstick poking out the top, and blue ribbon tying it under their chin. Also wearing a green and white floral dress covered by white shirt and sweater. Blue tights, brown leg warmers, blue shoes. Detail of green witch’s hat.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
When you’re done marching, get tagging! #BikeTag #NoKings
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
This seems like the kind of event the @tcbikeparking.bsky.social community should know about. I’ll be there.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I love #BikeTag as a way to stretch my visual arts muscles.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
@tcbikeparking.bsky.social Grainger #499 on Plato Blvd in St Paul. B-? A+? You can lock to the handicap signs outside and feel quite secure about it (B-) or you can roll right in through the automatic door for easy loading, and no one will bat an eye (A+).
Blue longtail cargo bike in a hardware store with 10’ of PVC strapped on.
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Jamie of MSP @jamesthe500.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Another way to tell that #GenX is now in #retirement age: MN Aging Pathways offered this extra-long shoehorn, the kind with teeth. #TMBG
Plastic shoehorn about 14” long with “Minnesota Aging Pathways” printed on itDetail showing that it doubles as a back-scratcher with a 90° bend at the end and five prongs that could be called teeth.
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