James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 5hJFC. Matterface’s tortured torpedo quip. He would do so much better if he just called the game happening in front of him. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 5hEngland have been good but Croatia abject especially at the back. 4-0 at half time and they were lucky to get nil. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ive seen a bit of this Northern Irish football team over the past week and they look a really decent side. They aren’t going to win the Euros, but as an England fan I wouldn’t want them in the group stage. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have found a mojito cake recipe and have adapted to make a margarita cake for my wife’s birthday. So far so good- just fed a very convincing and boozy syrup into the cakes. Thinking about it, would have used half sugar half agave syrup if I’d have thought about beforehand 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is truth universally known that a man with long curly hair playing a keyboard will be compared to Ralph off The Muppets. #totp 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Mighty Thor is visiting Emley Moor mast this morning 001
Reposted by James NewtonTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Love this from today's Popbitch: “I’ve cried at some mad things; Coronation Street, X Factor, when Barry got pushed off the hill by Janine in Eastenders, I think I was crying” - Wayne Rooney 2356
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lemonheads tonight at Holmfirth. Very good. Took a couple of songs to warm up and the really shone in the one man and an acoustic guitar section. Lovely tone to his guitar work. 131
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Having seen how chilled everyone is now that we have moved on to the music career of Will Young, I’m going to make the assumption that the previous bad vibes were caused by Facebook’s lawyers just off screen. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watched Scum for the first time in years again last night on ITVX. Jeez, it’s brilliant but grim. 100
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The move to Spain has done Gordon the world of good. He’s both matured and found his voice. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good game. 3-2 probably about right. Spain have a lot of quality, Tuchel might just be getting to the side and style he wants to play. Too much dicking around at the back against a high quality press. 110
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Extraordinary half of Rugby League from Wakefield, precipitated by an extraordinarily stupid piece of ill- discipline ñ. 110
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026First time in single figures for quite some time. daily #referdle1401: 9/25 🟩3️⃣ 3️⃣1️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ referdle.com #referdle b: @referdle.bsky.socialreferdle.comReferdleThe daily word game for those who like a real challenge 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve not seen the whole game, but the ref in this Northern Ireland match has been well out of his depth for the last 30 minutes. Very weak officiating. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Alan Shearer on The Rest is Football after too many merlots 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wrong Dragons IMO. Should have included Touker for the sourcing. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sunset acceptable tonight just outside of Wakefield. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today I learned the phrase “so be it”, which seems perfectly normal to me is considered archaic and gives Word’s grammar checker issues. 010
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Woman on Politics Live revealing that she hasn’t attended a large sporting or cultural event in the last ten years (at least not with the plebs) by banging on about glass bottles as though that makes her sound intelligent. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 Asimov’s laws of robotics now. Also CEOs to be legally responsible for any crimes done by their models. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...bbc.co.ukAustralia launches urgent review after OpenAI program hacks government health portalExperts believe it's the world's first known AI breach of a government system. 000
Reposted by James NewtonBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Computer, Enhance. *spits tea* 117835
Reposted by James NewtonFabio Vollono @fabiovol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can you take 2 mins to respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. Deadline: midnight Thurs 24th Sept weownit.org.uk/NoBillHikeweownit.org.ukOfwat: No to water bills hike, let them go bust - Respond by midnight on Thursday 24th SeptemberDemand that Ofwat says no to bill hikes. Let water companies go bust and bring them into public ownership for nothing. 072
Reposted by James NewtonClownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Too Much, Too Young Persons Railcard 56813
Reposted by James NewtonStephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They only hand out 3 2:1s each year 22816
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... He’s had Man United working short-time since the start of the season too.bbc.co.ukSir Jim Ratcliffe suspends production at key UK plants blaming high gas pricesIneos said natural gas in the UK is twelve times more expensive than in the US. 000
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just been reminded of a past customer named Stella Gale, which does sound like a hazard to space shipping. 000
Reposted by James NewtonToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the earliest fashion label in the British Isles was Tommy Hill Figure 318534
Reposted by James NewtonAlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I no more want a visualised podcast than I want an aerosolised jacket potato 03115
Reposted by James NewtonRobert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Folks forget that in this movie Luke is an audience insert and part of the fantasy is getting to hang out with the cool people—old hippie veteran with odd religious ideas, the dude with a hot rod who smuggles drugs with his big weird friend, and the hot, preppy smart girl who’s way too good for you. 2368
Reposted by James NewtonPhil Hare's Ghost @mrlepus.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026Read this in Jarvis Cocker's singing voice. 4257
Reposted by James NewtonBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026addressing a room of male vegans: lentilmen, 8635106
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would very happily tax each one of these tax exiles £100,000 every time they put a toe in an UK sports or cultural venue. Double if they’ve said this sort of nonsense in a newspaper in the last year. The bunch of them can fuck off until they pay their fair share. 000
Reposted by James NewtonNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have never seen a more compelling argument for modernity. 1657564
Reposted by James NewtonJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 18/09/2026Their parents are frantically on the phone in case they miss their 11am induction seminar. 221215
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Are you from Liptons? No we’re from Newcastle. Brilliant. 000
Reposted by James NewtonIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131713350
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey, Janice. Bring me my bow of burning gold wouldn’t you, love? 100
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don’t know who the worst people are at LNOTP, the Union Jack wavers or the EU ones. 010
Reposted by James NewtonEnough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland 682127575
Reposted by James NewtonMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276902022
Reposted by James NewtonTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne 18699147
James Newton @jamesanewton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m surprised that the coverage of Trump’s bribe has focussed on its legality rather than the fact that its inflation stoking economics for morons. 100
Reposted by James NewtonMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026any phone is foldable if you're strong enough 13673109