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On his way to talk to the manager of the discount hair transplant clinic.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

About half of Gen X are now basically Boomers who drank from the garden hose.

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coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds

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Donate the $500 bribe to a public library and post widely about it.

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Just found out about music. Not sure where to start listening though.

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That's why it has all the crinkles

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🎶You're gonna mute that guy [yes yes, you're gonnna mute that guy] You're gonna mute [yes yes, you're gonnna mute that guy]🎶

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Frosty the Snowman was made of non-magic, regular snow. The *hat* was magic. Why didn't they put the hat on other things?

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Don’t know who to credit this to, but it cheers me up!

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Scowling Edwardian Teenagers would have been a solid 90s alt-rock band name

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Good if it Goes bump in the night 🏀👻 @goodifitgoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't care what the Biden administration did- They didn't do the one goddamn thing that ultimately mattered (stopping the current regime from happening), and my rage will never subside.

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[watching a plane fly overhead] "That's what's up."

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Not so much a post as a cry for help

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[watching a train go by] "That tracks."

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"I wouldn't have talked to you anyway." - my out of office message

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My loan for filling my gas tank completely was just approved.

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Just finished principal photography on my next selfie.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

This is the tell of an obvious plant, funded by mostly conservative money. I hope people like this keep it up so we know who to ignore.

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You're at black betty. I need you at bam-ba-lam

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Looking for the cadabra to my abra.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DON'T TWIST EVERY INNOCUOUS POST INTO A POLITICAL STATEMENT CHALLENGE

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just remember that someone loves you. Sure, that person is awful. But still.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

He's great in so many things- and funny too

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Buy her a new cauldron. Keep her broom in good repair. Maintain a robust collection of eye of newt. Witches love that.

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You should post that as a standalone post, let me know when you do so I can repost it

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Post-Iron Man 1, the character Rhodey (War Machine) has, by far, more corny, unfunny, and scene-killing quips than every other MCU character combined. They did him incredibly dirty.

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I asked ChatGPT if we should regulate AI and it said no.

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If you are going to come back, please, come back with a vengeance. Make it worth everyone's time.

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Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy $8/Gallon Gas Price Sign

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Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy Exploding SpaceX Rocket

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Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy Military Testosterone Testing Kit

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