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Jake Disch

@jakedisch.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. 2X Black List writer for GUNFIGHT and THE ADULTS IN THE ROOM, Nicholl Finalist for THE SUPREMES. Repped @Bellevue. He/Him.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ax-Man is in the running for greatest store in the world, I always walk outta there with junk to treasure forever
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All that matters to me about the Ocarina of Time remake is that Impa still has her jegging shorts
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New most-anticipated movie just dropped
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gus Van Sant’s PSYCHO-lookin’ ass remake, a TV show for absolute losers
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
More than halfway through the year and I’m still kinda stuck on THE FURIOUS being the best thing I’ve seen all year. The hoot’n-holler factor is FURY ROAD level and doesn’t diminish whatsoever on a rewatch
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The box office is so boffo that the two biggest streaming releases of the past few weeks featured a kamikaze shark ramming cave walls and Gemma Chan crawling through literal shit, respectively, and we haven’t been dunking on any of it
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Shawn (Marc Evan Jackson) Sings Kars4Kids Jingle
ALT: Shawn (Marc Evan Jackson) Sings Kars4Kids Jingle
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Goddammit my cat escaped into the backrooms, I’ve been shaking a treat bag at the wall for an hour and she won’t come out
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am paid to read a lot of screenplays, and I am fast running out of nice ways to tell so-called writers that I know they used AI to write their script and that it reads like shit and fucking sucks
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to one of the defining actors of every millennial childhood, who also happened to be one of the best people out there
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fair winds and following seas, Captain Borodin. We have the watch.
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Man in Suit: I would have liked to have seen Montana
ALT: Man in Suit: I would have liked to have seen Montana
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Getting off an international flight to see that one of the bad guys has died, what a rush
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Okay Golden Beach, Australia, I see where you get the name
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me flying to Australia on America’s 250th birthday
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Homer Simpson's Toilet Swirl
ALT: Homer Simpson's Toilet Swirl
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In honor of Independence Day, I am once again partaking in our greatest American tradition: sharing my most deeply-held conspiracy theory. Which is, of course, that the 1996 Roland Emmerich film INDEPENDENCE DAY blatantly ripped off the theme song from the 1995 SNES game DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 2.
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gravestone vibes
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"I could be the fattest president if I tried hard enough" is the only kinda shit I want to hear this guy say. Just pure free association comedy
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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What the fuck man?
The Infowars Elf in a frame of the Zapruder film.
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just heard that this project, which is *finished*, has been killed. I know, mourn and move on, but I so wish everybody could see what this was. Here’s just the absolute smallest taste I can get away with showing you
An image of an envelope addressed to “Ron Burgundy” and postmarked from North Korea.
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Unfathomable to me that they would do this when putting Mikey Day in a Wonka get-up and letting him prance around and creep people out with uncomfortably sexual food puns was a real option
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
MAHER: Do you smoke weed? SPACEY: No, Bill. I’m a good man. I don’t do drugs. I’ve been unfairly maligned. MAHER: It’s just cancel culture run amok. SPACEY: (takes sip of toddler blood) Ahh. But yes, woke-ism has gone too far. It’s past time for my lifetime achievement Oscar. MAHER: Absolutely.
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Freddie Mercury pointing at crowd. The caption reads “Fuck you. [Crowd cheers]”
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Common Ted Chiang W
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The reckless spending on 4K DVD sales will continue until a 4K O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? disc is released, at which time my work will be complete and I will retreat unto the grave
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fucking wild that in lieu of an actual message to sell to the American people, centrist Dems have pivoted to “the left is bad for wanting change, but we will change nothing,” which is somehow a worse message than the no message they had before
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
no
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No one likes the Democratic Party and they use their resources, financing, and infrastructure to promote anti-trans narratives and appease oligarchs and also text me personally 87 times every day because I gave them $5 once in 2020 so sorry, but no I will vote for people who are cool instead
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i'm thinking about how much amazing art we could have if everyone had stable housing and UBI
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
After less than a year as a mountain biker, today I rode the Tahoe Triple Crown: 28 miles, 5000 feet of vert, and one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. Felt my soul leave my body on the last climb, but I goddamn made it and now I’m gonna drink beer and eat Thai food
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just saw THE FURIOUS with one other dude in the theater, he left halfway through the incredible climactic brawl and buddy, if you watched the whole movie and only decided at that point that it sucked enough to leave, I dunno you might need to go to the hospital
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am in hell (hotel TV has motion sensing on and the Settings button on the remote it disabled)
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Emily Blunt is truly great in DISCLOSURE DAY (which I loved), but the performance that actually pushed me over the edge and moved me to tears was Courtney Grace, who plays the NBC anchor who speaks for the world. What a picture 🤌🤌
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 15/06/2026
Execution by guillotine of Louis XVI of France, Paris, 1793
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So he saw that report that Iran had brought in psychologists to help deal with him as a literal insane person and immediately said no, I’m totally sane I can make whatever deal you want. That’s what I’m hearing?
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Tarp & Scaffolding content here is so intense and pervasive, it’s clear now that the people yearn for It even more than previously believed
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
RIP to an unreal one
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
how to short SpaceX
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sorry but the way we vote in L.A. makes no sense. Every registered voter is sent a ballot, votes, drops them off, and then an army of workers methodically and with full transparency works through them to ensure there are no mistakes and you get a text and email if there's a problem? That's fucked.
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
While you’re watching and cheering on He-Man, I’m watching and cheering on Two Men in a surprisingly sweet dom/sub relationship (PILLION just hit HBOMax)
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
As a millennial, lol, lmao
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What’s your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - The Thing 90s - O Brother, Where Art Thou? 00s - Pan’s Labyrinth 10s - Mad Max Fury Road 20s - I Saw the TV Glow
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Margaret Wartime Esq. 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️🔮 @mummyfriend.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
ive put all my eggs in jakes basket. i want him to win. or for everyone else to lose
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A script I’ve been working on for over a year and a half is going out to the town today. I’m incredibly proud of it and incredibly nervous, plz send your good vibes #screenwriting
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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Did an experiment with gochujang tomato sauce, kimchi, bulgogi, and cheddar and it fuckin whips
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