iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Me rooting for the Brewers because I am a homer: Haha! Yes! Fuck up that big-market team! Me rooting for the Rams because I am a homer clinging to Davante Adams: Haha! Go big-market team!

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Once again I find myself in Wisconsin

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ax-Man is in the running for greatest store in the world, I always walk outta there with junk to treasure forever

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

All that matters to me about the Ocarina of Time remake is that Impa still has her jegging shorts

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

New most-anticipated movie just dropped

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gus Van Sant’s PSYCHO-lookin’ ass remake, a TV show for absolute losers

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This brings me back to the greatest TV idea I’ve ever had: a show called THE ANIMATED SERIES: THE ANIMATED SERIES in which each episode is a new Saturday morning cartoon based on a different wholly inappropriate movie.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

More than halfway through the year and I’m still kinda stuck on THE FURIOUS being the best thing I’ve seen all year. The hoot’n-holler factor is FURY ROAD level and doesn’t diminish whatsoever on a rewatch

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Lol a hundred thousand Minnesotans voted for Mike Lindell

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dude looks like someone the Joker would take hostage in BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The box office is so boffo that the two biggest streaming releases of the past few weeks featured a kamikaze shark ramming cave walls and Gemma Chan crawling through literal shit, respectively, and we haven’t been dunking on any of it

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Between the Iowa Steve King, the one that wrote that part at the end of IT (you know the one), and the guy who can’t crack 5% in a two-person primary, I think we should put a moratorium on Steve Kings for awhile

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’d counter that anyone who knowingly chooses to watch a movie called Mortal Kombat 2 will get 100% exactly what they signed up for, all value judgements aside

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Goddammit my cat escaped into the backrooms, I’ve been shaking a treat bag at the wall for an hour and she won’t come out

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The words of a man who does not understand what he means. Not human, not inhuman. Humanized.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I am paid to read a lot of screenplays, and I am fast running out of nice ways to tell so-called writers that I know they used AI to write their script and that it reads like shit and fucking sucks

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to one of the defining actors of every millennial childhood, who also happened to be one of the best people out there

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Getting off an international flight to see that one of the bad guys has died, what a rush

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Okay Golden Beach, Australia, I see where you get the name

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

More than enough time for Arnold to play DKC2, get its incredibly catchy title theme stuck in his head, and translate into a fanfare march for Earf's greatest alien invasion movie.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm no musicologist, but that's the same goddamn song. Now, consider that DKC2 was released on September 21, 1995. ID4 was released on July 2, 1996. And ID4 composer David Arnold used an Atari game console to synthesize the initial mock-up of his score! Dude was a gamer.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In honor of Independence Day, I am once again partaking in our greatest American tradition: sharing my most deeply-held conspiracy theory. Which is, of course, that the 1996 Roland Emmerich film INDEPENDENCE DAY blatantly ripped off the theme song from the 1995 SNES game DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 2.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

"I could be the fattest president if I tried hard enough" is the only kinda shit I want to hear this guy say. Just pure free association comedy

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What the fuck man?

The Infowars Elf in a frame of the Zapruder film.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Just heard that this project, which is *finished*, has been killed. I know, mourn and move on, but I so wish everybody could see what this was. Here’s just the absolute smallest taste I can get away with showing you

An image of an envelope addressed to “Ron Burgundy” and postmarked from North Korea.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Unfathomable to me that they would do this when putting Mikey Day in a Wonka get-up and letting him prance around and creep people out with uncomfortably sexual food puns was a real option

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

MAHER: Do you smoke weed? SPACEY: No, Bill. I’m a good man. I don’t do drugs. I’ve been unfairly maligned. MAHER: It’s just cancel culture run amok. SPACEY: (takes sip of toddler blood) Ahh. But yes, woke-ism has gone too far. It’s past time for my lifetime achievement Oscar. MAHER: Absolutely.

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The reckless spending on 4K DVD sales will continue until a 4K O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? disc is released, at which time my work will be complete and I will retreat unto the grave

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Fucking wild that in lieu of an actual message to sell to the American people, centrist Dems have pivoted to “the left is bad for wanting change, but we will change nothing,” which is somehow a worse message than the no message they had before

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

No one likes the Democratic Party and they use their resources, financing, and infrastructure to promote anti-trans narratives and appease oligarchs and also text me personally 87 times every day because I gave them $5 once in 2020 so sorry, but no I will vote for people who are cool instead

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

i'm thinking about how much amazing art we could have if everyone had stable housing and UBI

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

After less than a year as a mountain biker, today I rode the Tahoe Triple Crown: 28 miles, 5000 feet of vert, and one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. Felt my soul leave my body on the last climb, but I goddamn made it and now I’m gonna drink beer and eat Thai food

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Jake Disch @jakedisch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Just saw THE FURIOUS with one other dude in the theater, he left halfway through the incredible climactic brawl and buddy, if you watched the whole movie and only decided at that point that it sucked enough to leave, I dunno you might need to go to the hospital

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