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Jacob Hand

@jacobhandphoto.bsky.social
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Father, photographer, filmmaker, bass-player, fellow traveler, gourmand, ersatz gardener, dog lover, connoisseur of Canadian Tuxedos....The People's Cowboy...he/him

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 17h
I am generally quite opposed to posting AI slop unless it is: 1) Obvious satire and therefore not suggestive of any effort to falsify or mislead. And... 2) really fucking funny.
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Jacob Hand @jacobhandphoto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Employees of the Obama Foundation and Presidential Center are forming their union with @ilcwuafscme.bsky.social. To stand with them, add your name here: actionnetwork.org/forms/obama?...
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Support workers at the Obama Foundation and Presidential Center!
Employees of the Obama Foundation and Presidential Center are forming their union with AFSCME. To stand with them, add your name!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Every day I see the fossil fuel biz getting mercilessly pounded with increasingly powerful and accurate robot bombs, while every day, the planet's carbon emissions also somehow soar *This activity seems like the apotheosis of the "unsustainable," if that word means anything
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 15/09/2026
For the Carleton students who asked me for a song that can change your life: Nightswimming by R.E.M. Thank you, Michael Stipe.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love postal workers
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lawyer who went viral for opposing Midway Blitz has been named Mayor Johnson’s communications director. buff.ly/JwVrJUv
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why do we get Labor Day off? You can thank Chicago workers. buff.ly/qOqzWim
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you refuse to get vaccinated, you don't get to see Dolly when you enter Heaven.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 20/08/2026
Let me tell you what I mean when I say dismantle DHS.   It means allowing FEMA, Cybersecurity, and the Coast Guard to fulfill their missions because they can’t do that under DHS.   DHS was built to violate our rights under the pretense of security, we must dismantle it!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is an absolutely terrible answer & this man absolutely should not be the next Speaker of the House
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dem's always get freaked out by the progressives/Democratic socialists. They really do suck at reading the room. Americans are sick of the corruption and ineffectiveness, that's why Mamdani and other progressives are winning.
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There it is.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 14/08/2025
Happy complaining about the Air and Water Show weekend to all who celebrate. Fuck these fucking jets
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Vincent Zimmerman @zimmermanv66.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
These are rookie numbers. We can get these numbers up.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎯
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m here to break the hearts of ICE supporters
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck the Supreme Court and long live our trans friends and family
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That the Supreme Court has ruled the president can without cause fire officials in myriad departments and effectively destroy our civil service -- but cannot fuck with a Federal Reserve boardmember -- says it all. Fuck over the people and how they are serviced? Cool. Fuck with the money? Hell no.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE FUCK ICE
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Seconded. Or thirded. Or flatted thirded. Or whatever note he would have played over whatever change that would have sent a chill up our spines. New York should do this.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I've seen the David in Florence and stood before Guernica in Madrid. I caught Zero Mostel's Tevye and James Earl Jones in Fences. I've had the tasting menu at El Cellar, twice. But all of that was mere prelude to seeing Sonny Rollins close out jazzfest in New Orleans. God bless his immortal soul.
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Aquarium Drunkard @aquariumdrunkard.com · 26/05/2026
Rest easy, Colossus
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Good news for gardeners: Native plants on parkways can grow to 36 inches under a new city rule. blockclubchi.co/49hoT3P
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.
espn.com
Mamdani's $50 World Cup ticket lottery fuels feud with N.J.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said Thursday that 1,000 tickets costing just $50 will be made available to residents of the city of more than 8 million for the World Cup.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 21/05/2026
Seen in Lincoln Square
Sticker on street pole with image of stick figure person tipping over a delivery robot. Text PLEASE TIP
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No Gods No Masters 🔥🏴 @no-gods-no-masters.com · 13/05/2026
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's doing taxes season again and I'm approaching it with the level of professionalism I always bring to a task.
2025-2026 folder, with a subfolder "bank shit"
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Louisiana is 33% Black and has six congressional districts. Yet in the past 149 years, they've just had 4 Black congressmen. All of whom are still alive. And that's too many for Louisiana's white Republican leaders.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
my main takeaway from the mixtape discourse is that more people should actively involve music in their lives—listening to it without something else on, going to shows—and make an effort to seek out new music rather than letting nostalgia dominate their lives
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 08/05/2026
Happy Teacher Appreciation Week, Illinois. It's an opportunity for all of us to admire the talent and creativity that our teachers bring to their classrooms — you are the heart and soul of our communities. To all of our teachers, thank you for believing in our children.
Governor Pritzker visits Prairie Oaks Elementary School.
Governor Pritzker visits Wagoner Elementary School.
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Julie Novkov @jnovkov.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This amazing image really captures the Tennessee fight and it's all over the internet. I am reposting it to encourage people to credit photographer Nicole Hester and the Tennessean.
Rep. Justin Pearson D- Memphis attempts to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is denied entry by the Sergeant at Arms on the second day of special session concerning redistricting at Cordell Hull State Office Building in Nashville on Wednesday, May 6, 2026.
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olivianicolai.bsky.social @olivianicolai.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m not remotely interested in voting for any Democrat that doesn’t correctly identify that republicans are bringing back Jim Crow bsky.app/profile/thet...
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Bad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”
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Laurie Ulster @floobish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING

Choose your leaders

with wisdom and forethought.

To be led by a coward

is to be controlled

by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool


is to be led

by the opportunists

who control the fool.

To be led by a thief

is to offer up

your most precious treasures

to be stolen.
To be led by a liar


is to ask

to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant

is to sell yourself

and those you love

into slavery.
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