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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 5h
Have heard that Sagal Abdi-Wali’s team are worried and that Susan Hall “may have got this”.
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やす うらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 9h
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 11h
We do live in a beautiful country, actually.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12h
We have a lovely bottle shop down the road from us and the bloke who runs it is a big Germanophile so always has the Bavarian ones in but also gets the Oktoberfest ones as well. It’s class.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12h
God I’m insufferable.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12h
The likes of the Bullingdon stand out precisely because of how odd and explicitly class-coded they are.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12h
I think it is very telling that efforts to introduce them outside America have always failed miserably, in part because “an excuse to get drunk but it involves a weird initiation ceremony and a big fee” is beyond any European conception. Even beyond those weird German fencing clubs.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 13h
Managed to convince Cones to look out of the window for the London/Edinburgh half-way sign and I am not sure if this counts as a red flag “girl, leave him” thing or not.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 14h
Including myself there’s at least three other people who I think this could apply to.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 15h
A very Certain Type of Man tableau on the Edinburgh train, @thefence.bsky.social.
A table of an LNER Azuma train about to depart from London King’s Cross (along with the rest of the train and passengers). A copy of The Fence magazine is on the table, along with Viz and Edge. A Waitrose BLT and bottle of Spaten Oktoberfest beer complete the highly pretentious still life.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 15h
I do like how Bob Dylan getting the Nobel Prize was a decade ago and since him and Ishiguro they’ve just said “right, that’s it for you centrist midwits forever, go back to not reading your copy of the London Review of Books”.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 16h
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Just starting the day with a pure hit of Bluesky
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 17h
Happy Broadsheet Culture Columnists Having A Normal One Day to all who celebrate. You can quickly Google who someone is to find out that they're a best-selling author who isn't that well-known in English, just as an FYI.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19h
As @tpgroberts.bsky.social was saying, they just stopped printing the 500 one about seven years ago for obvious reasons. I don't think I've ever seen a Euro note in circulation higher than the 50.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19h
I knew the ECB were also going with an animal theme but I had no idea that the reverse were going to be EU buildings and one of them being European Court of Auditors is the funniest parody of how the EU works. The Mail would have rejected it as a joke in a Richard Littlejohn column.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19h
The £50 is used exclusively by low-level gangsters and used-car salesmen (sometimes the same thing). The only other reason it exists is to annoy newly arrived tourists.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20h
It looks like the Hedgehog is teasing their new album to mark the launch of their Sadboi Era.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⚡️ A U R A ⚡️
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Saltie 🤡 COMMS OPEN @saltiepng.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
another old marcille doodle #art #dunmeshi
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the common belief that so-called "back office" roles in the public sector are unnecessary is predicated on an understanding of the world of work that's no deeper than "when mummy hides her face she isn't actually there anymore"
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once again thinking back to how this is the entire thesis that David Graeber came up with for Bullshit Jobs, which should have really been subtitled "Administrators at the London School of Economics who really annoy me".
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What do the Doukhobors think?
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Steve Rosenberg @bbcstever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
20 years ago today Anna Politkovskaya, one of Russia’s most prominent investigative journalists, was murdered. I found no mention of the anniversary in today's Russian newspapers. #ReadingRussia
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Russian papers silent on the 20th anniversary of journalist's murder
YouTube video by Steve Rosenberg
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolute cinema. Also, yeah, there's Irish accents and there's Irish accents.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very much reminded of the response to sorting out the backlog at HM Passport Office was "getting in a management expert who could get rid of legacy systems and pushing for digital-by-default" rather than "sacking everyone".
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah having the police blow a kid's hand off with a smoke grenade is a healthy body politic
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hhomberguy sighs, takes his hands off the "publish" button on YouTube, and re-opens Wordpad.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Video Games are also an interesting one. "Yeah, Tetris, Minecraft, GTA, I think even Skyrim will be in Museums in a centrury or so" but what about stuff like Call of Duty? All very hard to fathom.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A good mystery novel will always be timeless which is why Christie still flies off the shelf.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also within the genres as well, I think. Children's fiction is the obvious one, I doubt that Roald Dahl is going to go out of fashion any time soon, but when was the last time you saw kids reading Noddy?
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep, he'd just accept a commission and therefore immediately lose out on any royalties.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a very nice pub named after him near the London School of Economics, which I think is as fitting a memorial as any. edgarwallace.co.uk
edgarwallace.co.uk
Edgar Wallace Pub & Restaurant
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His primary problem is that he was chronically bad with money and would immediately sell the copyright to basically everything he wrote, so he basically lived book-to-book.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's also great because you have someone like Tolkien directly behind "the dude who does Detective Conan".
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do love that list because it's a great example of people who were literary megastars and who now are basically unknown. Unless you're a nerd or knows he did the screenplay for King Kong, who has heard of Edgar Wallace these days (which is a shame, they hold up brilliantly).
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Naturally it's one of those things that you have to take with a pinch of salt, it's all estimates and you can't really account for Dickens, Austen, etc - but still, these are big numbers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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List of best-selling fiction authors - Wikipedia
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still cannot quite get over Jerry Archer selling at least 300 million books. That comfortably puts him in the top-thirty best-selling authors of all time. He's not far behind Stephen King.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That Brandmauer is looking a bit worse for wear, isn't it?
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also reminded of the absolutely scathing review of his (terrible) biography of Hitler by Richard Evans (not a man afraid to be bitchy). web.archive.org/web/20120315...
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“People didn’t seem to warm to Hitler PLC but I’m sure they’ll love Superhitler PLC.”
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All nations have their foundation myths and for the French Republic it is Alsace. ”Oui, we are the secular unitary state where the President has to - ‘ow you say - fund ze German-speaking Catholic schools in the border region and appoint ze Bishops after consulting the list drawn up by ze Pope.”
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have likewise reminded me of how there’s still occasionally election literature in German. Yes. That is Le Pen père.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Agreed. The simple fact remains that the mental image of Jaguar owner is always going together someone who would have been played by Terry-Thomas in a film and if you cannot imagine him behind the wheel then it’s not a Jaguar.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The single greatest thing Disco Elysium did was effortlessly skewering the Ganns of the world in four words and a single set of parentheses.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Powell Motors collapsing after the reveal of a single concept car suggests that the company itself was already suffering from endemic problems and poor management, Herb cynically used his own half-brother as a fall guy, in this essay I shall…
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