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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 2h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 23h
Guess a producer got in his ear.
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s just trying to forget.
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Barry Sanders Football Tackle
Alt: Barry Sanders making the Cowboys defense look foolish
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually, a Stone Cold stunner on concrete wouldn’t involve forcibly plowing anyone’s head into anything, but rather driving their jaw into someone’s shoulder with such force that they recoiled and fell onto the concrete back-first, as any student of American culture would know.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I started sweating just reading that.
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Quirky Research @quirkyresearch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brandon Coleman came up 17 yards short of the NFL record for the longest catch by an originally-ineligible offensive lineman.
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An homage to Wrigley Field of course.
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rio thought they knew about cocaine…Then The Playmaker arrived…
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills fumbling on the opening kick was a real “ball don’t lie” moment for wearing these abominations.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
As called by Gary Dolphin on Iowa radio:
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s been ten years since we’ve had that joy!
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s not even the best CFB PxP guy at ESPN. Sean McDonough is far better.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rasheed Wallace "Ball Don't Lie"
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Dr. Rhodes 🐥💎🔱 @doctorrhodes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time and time again.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In that case, and I say this as an Iowan: Advantage Iowa.
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
September 31st then
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 20/09/2026
I can evaluate it now. It sucks.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Down with NIL imperialism!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Highly recommend an architectural boat tour in Chicago for anyone who hasn’t done it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The real poll number tbh
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But Mitch was doing his best ever work in the Senate these last 13 weeks!
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s got to be the 1989 Steelers against the Browns I think?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tbf that looks fun as hell
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great theme!
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Eagles
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seriously if any president ever did this besides him he would be gone in 5 seconds. Yet it won't be above the fold every day for the next month and it won't be the leading story on cable news every day until the midterms even though it should be.
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we're at the point where we can incredibly comfortably say that your attitude towards Reform, Restore, MAGA, the AfD etc is how you'd have responded to fascism in the 1930s
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
good morning mr president, we have that ai video of you playing quarterback in the super bowl that youve been demanding but we need to reiterate once again that we have 11 days of oil left
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump thinks that if you pay somebody $10 for a burrito than you have lost the $10, like it has been stolen from you. He's not pretending; this is literally the basis of his trade policy
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Jackson Harris @jacksonh89.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Chris Farley: Can We Stop This Cruel Game?
ALT: Chris Farley: Can We Stop This Cruel Game?
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 04/09/2026
yes. if companies know the GOP will demand illegal appeasement and the Dems will be too timid to punish them for it, the incentive to appease will be strengthened. in effect Dems will be participating in the appeasement
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Dasha tweeting "Are you r[REDACTED]s going to buy this crypto coin or what@bennycarlyle "wait what's it called"

@dash_eats "$dasha"

embedded chart shows it is $.000323 per coin and down 54.41%
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/09/2026
A liberal is a conservative who just got mugged by the police
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
55 years ago today, the Pittsburgh Pirates fielded the first all-Black/Hispanic starting line-up in MLB history.
Colored-pencil card drawings of Rennie Stennett, Gene Clines, Roberto Clemente, Willie Stargell, Manny Sanguillen, Dave Cash, Al Oliver, Jackie Hernandez, and Dock Ellis
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Americans will say things like "We must starve Cuba to death with our embargo. Do not let China rescue them with food and energy" and still think people around the world hate them for their freedoms.
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