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Jack Saxonburg

@jacksaxonburg.bsky.social
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Just here so I don’t get fined

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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eto season let’s go
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A real comedy of goals today
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just rename the team Denver Sonis
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I swear Yaz has hit the post like 10 times this year
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
if you're still getting ripped up by air bud in the third quarter, that's a coaching failure
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ll always have that one time he dunked
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Erick Schmitt and his fellow senators smugly holding up the infamous "LeBron... take the 'HIGH ROAD' back to CLEVELAND WITH YOUR 2nd YEAR LOSING TO THE GSW! You are no longer known as 'KING JAMES
 - you are now 'LOSER CRY BABY JAMES' (with your feelings 'HURT')" poster
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the correct USWNT roster snub agenda
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Bene Jesserit Witch 🔮✨🐈‍⬛ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Emily St. John Mandel, you gotta' stop. Your apocalypses too hopeful. Your human spirit in the face of adversity too powerful. They'll award you.
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredibly frustrating watching them lose the same way to the same team several months apart. Do something!
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, good season everybody
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Summit backline always who we thought they were
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hals517.bsky.social @hals517.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ball don’t lie 💁‍♀️
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now to simply defend a lead against KC for 80 minutes
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time to watch Gaetino defend Chawinga again
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Summit Up @summitup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Most. Valuable. Player. #SummitUp 📟 @nwslsoccer.com
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sofia Huerta you are on the list
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Mitch🦦 @mitchpeotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Need the Sums to do the impossible (hold a lead)
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re calling it the largest crowd of people all saying “it looks like it’s gonna blow over” ever assembled
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DdcDHRM...
Kirk Herb St., From, MS today video saying that he’s kind of an independent guy right down the middle of the fairway Jack Donaghy from 30 rock saying “that’s republican, we count those”
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some day the Summit are going to not blow a 2 goal second half lead on some of the dumbest defending you’ve ever seen I just hope I live to see it
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The rotated XI Sums are not looking great but Means hit her 2nd good cross of the season so we take it
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah me too
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As possibly the last person to see the Odyssey I have to say, good movie
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This team just does not do draws that feel like wins
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Stephan Sharp @stephansharp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Janine Sonis. MVP.
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Janine you fuckin legend
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Lucas @lucas-shrub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yuzuki Yamamoto the goat?
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looked as onside as Angel City’s goal imo
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A Summit avalanche!
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It had been a whole game since the Summit gave up the same goal the Summit always give up
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/09/2026
@LA Rams
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ms. Rachel cooking you and then telling everyone to clap because you tried hard
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can’t even have intentionally alarming 9/11 flyovers anymore…
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The first sign of fall
Yahoo giving me a D+ draft grade for the 100th consecutive year
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We should try doing this again as soon as possible
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
With the way Yuzu has been playing this makes more sense than Sears imo
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hals517.bsky.social @hals517.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Making the rounds on that other app… 👀
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shield winner? Never heard of her
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Adam Sawyer @adamjst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Denver Summit
Odenkirk saying Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Olivia fucking Thomas, imo
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
pablo torre vindicated
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But when will the Lakers be punished for their crimes smh
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Jack Saxonburg @jacksaxonburg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Nuggets moving even further down the favorite child power rankings, Rapids being sent to live with an Aunt
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 30/08/2026
told you he had hoes
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