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Jack Fortunato

@jacklaridian.bsky.social
398 followers 231 following 7.8K posts

Humanist, Husband, Father, Lover of Movies, Music, Television, Internet. I like to keep it positive and follow mostly entertainment news. Currently obsessed with all things Mike Flanagan, but I contain multitudes. Opinions are subjective. Life is short.

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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 2h
Fucking legend. Refusing to work with AI (from a guy who takes ANY role you offer him) is a BIG deal, in my book. I hope more actors take this stand. #FUCKAI #AI
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 4h
What does that mean 'AI-assisted' ?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 4h
Just so everyone is clear, this is satire. I know it ABSOLUTELY seems like something he would do. 😅
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 4h
No one believes me when I tell them the 'ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES' franchise had a Saturday morning cartoon. 🍅
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Flirt, Tease, Kill! @flirtteasekill.bsky.social · 6h
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 5h
Zack Snyder is like that ex who won't stop sending you pictures from your time together with captions like, 'Better times' when all you want them to do is go away and leave your new relationship alone. 🙄
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 20h
This incel was blocked for being dumb af
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 20h
You keep spamming the same dumb sentence over and over like a bot. I think you're lost, buddy. This isn't the site for loser incels who hate women.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 20h
do you like gladiator movies?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah, it was called being polite.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tonight, I revisit the works of Angelica de Alba (the director of 'MURDERCISE' and 'SLASHLORETTE PARTY') with 'ONLYFANGS' (2025)🩸the most recent of her bloody good horror comedy slasher flicks starring her hot friends (and just as hot Ginger Lynn). Here's the trailer, if you're unfamiliar. 💀
youtube.com
ONLYFANGS | OFFICIAL TRAILER 2025 | Vampire Horror Comedy
YouTube video by A & P Films
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 21h
Just a reminder...
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 22h
Uhh.. not gonna happen. I learned opinions are subjective in grade school. RT is an aggregate and trends matter. If you think 'most' of anything sucks, that has more to do with you than the medium. It must suck to suck.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh fuck all the way off with that bullshit. Most of them went to work for ICE. They're doing fine now. lol
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, that's a no. You're not gonna explain how this was deception. You're just gonna resort to name-calling. Typical Trump supporter. It's like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is shit on the board and strut around like they won the game.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't care about them getting money. They belong in jail. The party of 'law and order' has double-standards and it's disgusting.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, you're not gonna comment on the fact that you said this was deception when it wasn't?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's not who I'm talking about. I'm talking about the ones who were proven in courts (with Trump-appointed judges) to have assaulted officers. Those people shouldn't have been pardoned.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I figured.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wut?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What about the 600 or so who were convicted of violent assault, resisting and impeding law enforcement?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's fucked up everything. Name ONE thing that has been improved since he took office? One economic metric that's gone UP since Biden left office.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It doesn't take much research to know the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" makes significant cuts to Medicaid in January, so where is the deception?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think so
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would have been a great BLADE
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is probably about Mamdani
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Revenge of the Man-Thing’s Menagerie of Marvelous Monsters @adventurin2fear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And it was fantastic. Did Ted justice after a middling first try back in 2005, and delivered some deliciously spooky action that satisfied the 70’s horror comic fan in me.
static.klipy.com
Man Thing Burn
ALT: Man Thing Burn
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So you can see why the phrase 'most horror movies suck' is pretty weird, right? Not to mention making statements that 'most writers can't write' and most directors can't direct. Just a whole lotta hot garbage takes.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This person @huggsbizon.bsky.social just started an account here. No posts, just about a hundred replies in the last 24 hours. This is one of them. 3 followers. Not sure if he's trying to troll or is lost.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How long do expect to last on BlueSky?
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BUT WHYYYYYYYYYY?? Sorry, I'm just REALLY excited for this one. I'm a huge fan and can't actually complain about the wait when you give us gold like 'CARRIE' to hold us over. but also.. WHYYYYYYYYYY??????? 😭
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This 'AI Advocate' is followed by three mutuals: @mvbrat10.bsky.social @rstvideo.bsky.social @oldschoolcoolsub.bsky.social If this is the kind of people you follow, you'll want to unfollow me ASAP.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI slop
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Disgusting. Go post on TRUTH Social. 🤡
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe, but he won't
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are better uses for our drinking water
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Not different from autocad tools" Tell me you know nothing about AI without telling me you know nothing about AI. 🤡
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay, at this point, I think he's trolling us. He knows people are just gonna scream, 'NO, MAKE DARK TOWER NEXT' and he has the pat response locked and loaded. Right, @mikeflanaganfilm.com ? 💀
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depends. Are my parents home?
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The MCU Den @mcuden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New official poster for ‘VisionQuest’. Streaming October 14 on Disney+.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's certainly close
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not true. He called it 'Isaiah'
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nope. Isaiah is a biblical name.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not what he said. He sucks, but tell the truth.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We need to enjoy it while it lasts. The next big genre resurgence might be Cyberpunk films or even Westerns. I hope the Horror Renaissance lasts a long time.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The definitive statements in this post are wild.
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what a way to celebrate his birthday, huh
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Jack Fortunato @jacklaridian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's your take-away?
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