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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm

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Fenix Minerva @fenixminerva.bsky.social · 20h
Made this real quick:
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10h
i think everyone is kinda just phoning it in at this point. who even gives a shit anymore.
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Marcy Nabors @shadolith.bsky.social · 23h
working on deltarune is hard sometimes because i can’t make jokes like “noelle being into girls was based on the phrase ‘don we now our gay apparel’” without worrying people will assume it’s true unless i wrap it in a disclaimer like this
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10h
in a country where they are trying to make it illegal to protest i say: good. go nuts. let your freak flag fly. ive never understood liberal pearl clutching over what is quite literally the baseline civil liberty. politicians should be hectored 24/7
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Anthony Strand @durwoodclapper.bsky.social · 18h
Scholastic sent me a whole box of paperback copies of Sorcerer’s Stone that I sure didn't order. When I asked why, my rep told me they're sending complimentary giveaway copies to random schools that do Book Fair.
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 16h
lol this idiot i'm dueling is putting his sword away even though he didn't cut me at all. i don't seem to have cut him either but whatever, i'll get him in my next attack. just as soon as he's done sheathing his katana
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 12h
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 13h
The baby chicks in the nest when mother bird comes home to feed
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 16h
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 20h
We're commissioning a "Biddy Blas: A Star Wars Story" movie to be directed by Seth MacFarlane. Yes, it will have a animatronic puppet.
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 14h
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 14h
That’s oomf
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Jazz★😈🖤 @ferventdevotion.art · 14h
#DESTROYCORPORATEAMERICA
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Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gavin Newsom, who allowed this merger to go forward, was credibly alleged of interfering in the state’s lawsuit against Activision / Kotick for sexual discrimination—alleged interference for which his former Chief of Staff is now facing criminal charges over. Just putting that on the table.
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 15h
Crumb’s road was tasty
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 15h
I think it’s impressive how Sky SC manages to wrap up its story on an incredibly satisfying note yet leave just enough open to make you want to consume more Trails, play 3rd if you want Trails to completely consume your life
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 15h
Sorry I ate it
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CrumbedUp Haunting Eclipse 1st Cour @crumbedup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please, my road, they didn't even leave a demand for money
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 15h
#DEATHTOTHE9TO5
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20h
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 7: Mickey Mouse on a Secret Mission

Mickey flies over a city in a super fast jet, the Eiffel Tower visible with a large, Nazi flag sitting on top of it.

Mickey: OMIGOSH! It's Paris, FRANCE!
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Should I try to get my mom into Dragon Quest (she loves gambling)
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Sorry I’ve been busy workshopping 10 different Hazbin Hotel hate posts cause I’m having a rough time rn
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Wait, you can bring Miis made on 3DS and Wii U to the Nintendo Switch 2 now that’s cool
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 18h
my dick wide like ps3
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Anyways isn’t it crazy that Hazbin Hotel is Drake media
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Also like not every post should be hating, you gotta make hating posts like at least 1 in 10 because negativity tends to have a larger impact than positivity unfortunately
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
I have no clue how to word the point I’m trying to say, language is hard
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Being a hater i hard cause you gotta find a balance on the thing you hate or else you just come off as terminally obnoxious
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 17h
Same, BlueSky may be the corniest app of all time but Twitter is a negativity generator
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Kevin Bash (KBash from YouTube) @kbash.bsky.social · 19h
it took me a long time to unlearn apologizing for things i liked. i think just about every interest i ever had (in youth) was met by one person or another with "ew," "why," or "that's gay," up to and including choice of drink. irony poisoning is everywhere and it's basically living death
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember my father telling me how anti trust laws worked as a kid. Something like "Well son, we have laws where one electric company can't just buy all the OTHER electric companies. Then they could just charge whatever they want because there'd be no competition." We were a very optimistic people.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20h
oh is it crashout time
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 18h
we need more niggas on this app
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PMDShitpost @pmdshitpost.pmd.social · 06/10/2026
Kicked out of pokemon biology 101 for asking which ninetales tail to grab if I want to be charmander. I guess that knowledge is forbidden
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NONBINAIRY!! @dynamom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
beautiful women named ⚠️Invalid Handle are talking to me
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Jazz★😈🖤 @ferventdevotion.art · 18h
they love doing slacktivism on this bitch
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 18h
Tony's when their nuts itch:
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ハオ(ハンスケ) @hansuke21.bsky.social · 18h
It’s cool to see the Trails series reach over 10 million units worldwide. Falcom have the series at their biggest momentum and with the financial report/shareholder meeting coming up in November/December. The official announcement will be something to see. www.falcom.co.jp/ir-data/2026...
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peter Browngardt, the creator of Uncle Grandpa and writer/director of The Day the Earth Blew Up has a new post worth sharing here since he doesn’t have a Bluesky account:
Peter Browngardt posts a drawing of Uncle Grandpa putting a revolver in his mouth, then replying to himself with “Another merger…”
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Celica @nothingxs.net · 07/10/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/daury-baez... Boston Tekken TO got detained by ICE on his way back from First Attack.
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Donate to Help Daury "BoneFigure" Baez Legal Fees after being detained, organized by Brianna Nil
Hello. This is an emergency fund coming from Boston Tekken … Brianna Nil needs your support for Help Daury "BoneFigure" Baez Legal Fees after being detained
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 23h
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He wants to dump him in milk so bad
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tuff
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Executive dysfunction strikes again
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