Reposted by jabskat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions” is the perfect amount of polite and unhinged 57110
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really hurt my own feelings by putting Bastille’s Pompeii on my hollanov playlist, huh? 250
Reposted by jabs💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live. 51196543
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026CW food / once again killing it in the cooking-for-myself game, I made an absolutely killer apple crisp (I was aiming for crumble topping but I’ll accept what I ended up with) to my own exact specifications and it slaps. 030
Reposted by jabs(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That 781207249
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026CW food / finally made pizza beans, but since I don’t have the right kind of bread to have them with I chucked orzo in the pan too… GREAT choice. 120
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s so charming to me that the closest D20 has ever come to an old-school war game style dnd campaign, everyone is a toy in a child’s bedroom. 130
Reposted by jabsʚ₍⍝⩊⍝₎ɞ @gotnakeun.atiny.social · 01/10/2026i love boy group ateez and their merry band of biters 25830
Reposted by jabsMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sometimes the Onion hits one out of the park. 🤣 571830429
Reposted by jabsBrian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔 6529200
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The ennui of a later in the evening grocery store trip really does hit different. Nothing quite like choosing between overpriced potato chips in an almost empty store while an ancient Hootie and the Blowfish song plays to really drive home that life has no meaning, huh. 020
Reposted by jabsZac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost. 1538186
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Authors of Heated Rivalry fanfiction, I am begging you: do not do the thing where you spell it “oke” or “okey” in Ilya’s dialogue. Just spell it normally. I promise, I SWEAR, your readers can do the work of hearing it in his accent as we read. 290
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today in OOGA, brought to you by the longest I have ever continuously cry-laughed in a TTRPG sesh: 021
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Something really pathetic about a man who gets behind the wheel of an enormous truck and his entire personality becomes “nobody is driving fast enough for me and I’m going to angrily perform the most unsafe road manoeuvres you’ve ever seen about it.” 130
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Instead of actually writing fanfiction, I’m trying this fun new thing where I: come up with a scenario, act out the dialogue for myself completely alone (usually in my car), and then make myself cry because that’s what Shane and Ilya were doing. You know, like a completely normal person. 130
Reposted by jabsnick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026"epstein created covid to help zionists eradicate the irish" is now my favorite conspiracy theory. nothing is gonna top this one 25613
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just saw someone on Threads refer to this as “I could marry Svetlana” and YUP! 🤣🤣🤣 4197
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Announcing here for accountability that I am holding myself to a strict NO MORE DATING LOSERS policy for the rest of my life. If you ever see me with a loser, kindly refer me back to this post please. 180
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m the designated spider-remover in every relationship, but that doesn’t mean I have to ENJOY interacting with two enormous house spiders in a ten minute span!!!!!!! Either pay rent or get out of my house, creeps!!! 050
Reposted by jabsallison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025timeline cleanser 72447824
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026WELP. We are already having muni elections on the 17th, what’s a snap provincial one added to the pile? 🙃 020
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bullying my supervisor into paying me my overtime from almost two months ago is morally good and correct, actually. 1130
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you think about it, the human body is just a really inefficient factory for making noxious materials. 170
Reposted by jabsCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Heritage Foundation laid out how they were going to rescind Title IX, the law that prohibits sex discrimination in education, by first targeting trans people's participation in sport. Capitulating on the human rights of transgender people is catastrophically falling at the first hurdle. 92025711
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When you have just enough auditory comprehension in Korean (and the speakers are using enough English loan words) to follow a conversation in public 😌🤓 130
Reposted by jabsLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366491685
Reposted by jabssephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!! 5254261968
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s been real everyone, I’ve gotta go walk into the sea now 161
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Things I unearthed in a random folder of elementary school papers I’ve apparently been carting around for at least five house moves: - a survey about our at-home computer capabilities where our internet max speed is listed as 28.8k - lunch box notes from my mother - tracings of Garfield comics x100 120
Reposted by jabsIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521534
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes you’re bopping along living your life and then you suddenly think about Essek Thelyss, the reformed wizard war criminal of all time, and then double over in psychic agony 020
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Always a good day to get my union-provided veggie hot dog and some trade unionist swag 😎 020
Reposted by jabse.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/09/2026if you didn't know: a right-wing streamer is targeting a Portland bar that 86ed someone for wearing a transphobic shirt www.koin.com/news/portlan...koin.comAnti-trans protest outside The Sports Bra bar sparks confrontationPortland police responded to a confrontation between individuals with opposing viewpoints outside the Sports Bra bar on Friday, though no arrests were made. 621385
Reposted by jabsRin🩵🪽 @koyasgarden.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026Y'all. Jimin has been _wearing_ extensions. He didn't chop anything--he took the extensions out for the break. His hair has been above jaw length for the entire tour. 25010
Reposted by jabsjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 11/09/2026I think that if we're going to Never Forget 9/11, we also should Never Forget all the racism that came after, which includes the creation of ICE 626672
jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Completely missed saying it in a timely manner, but I hope the sentiment stands: Shana Tovah, Jewish friends! 🍎🍯 010