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jabs

@jabularasa.bsky.social
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level 20 scissor paladin. they/she, 🏳️‍🌈, white, born in the 80s, kpop multi, loon, nerd, millennial cryptid. enthused and confused. BLM. Free Palestine.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions” is the perfect amount of polite and unhinged
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1954)
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really hurt my own feelings by putting Bastille’s Pompeii on my hollanov playlist, huh?
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CW food / once again killing it in the cooking-for-myself game, I made an absolutely killer apple crisp (I was aiming for crumble topping but I’ll accept what I ended up with) to my own exact specifications and it slaps.
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Well Roasted Potato @cirripedology.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October!
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CW food / finally made pizza beans, but since I don’t have the right kind of bread to have them with I chucked orzo in the pan too… GREAT choice.
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so charming to me that the closest D20 has ever come to an old-school war game style dnd campaign, everyone is a toy in a child’s bedroom.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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ʚ₍⍝⩊⍝₎ɞ @gotnakeun.atiny.social · 01/10/2026
i love boy group ateez and their merry band of biters
hongjoong biting seonghwa's arm during a virtual fansignwooyoung biting yeosang's arm during a virtual fansign
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes the Onion hits one out of the park. 🤣
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ennui of a later in the evening grocery store trip really does hit different. Nothing quite like choosing between overpriced potato chips in an almost empty store while an ancient Hootie and the Blowfish song plays to really drive home that life has no meaning, huh.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Authors of Heated Rivalry fanfiction, I am begging you: do not do the thing where you spell it “oke” or “okey” in Ilya’s dialogue. Just spell it normally. I promise, I SWEAR, your readers can do the work of hearing it in his accent as we read.
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today in OOGA, brought to you by the longest I have ever continuously cry-laughed in a TTRPG sesh:
Screenshot of Brennan Lee Mulligan in Adventuring Party, but the onscreen subtitles have been altered to read “All Lump no peenits!”
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something really pathetic about a man who gets behind the wheel of an enormous truck and his entire personality becomes “nobody is driving fast enough for me and I’m going to angrily perform the most unsafe road manoeuvres you’ve ever seen about it.”
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Instead of actually writing fanfiction, I’m trying this fun new thing where I: come up with a scenario, act out the dialogue for myself completely alone (usually in my car), and then make myself cry because that’s what Shane and Ilya were doing. You know, like a completely normal person.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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were-duck @were-duck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Based kids
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
"epstein created covid to help zionists eradicate the irish" is now my favorite conspiracy theory. nothing is gonna top this one
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just saw someone on Threads refer to this as “I could marry Svetlana” and YUP! 🤣🤣🤣
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Announcing here for accountability that I am holding myself to a strict NO MORE DATING LOSERS policy for the rest of my life. If you ever see me with a loser, kindly refer me back to this post please.
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m the designated spider-remover in every relationship, but that doesn’t mean I have to ENJOY interacting with two enormous house spiders in a ten minute span!!!!!!! Either pay rent or get out of my house, creeps!!!
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WELP. We are already having muni elections on the 17th, what’s a snap provincial one added to the pile? 🙃
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bullying my supervisor into paying me my overtime from almost two months ago is morally good and correct, actually.
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you think about it, the human body is just a really inefficient factory for making noxious materials.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Heritage Foundation laid out how they were going to rescind Title IX, the law that prohibits sex discrimination in education, by first targeting trans people's participation in sport. Capitulating on the human rights of transgender people is catastrophically falling at the first hurdle.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you have just enough auditory comprehension in Korean (and the speakers are using enough English loan words) to follow a conversation in public 😌🤓
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A meme I made with a goose yelling “you do not have to be good”
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s been real everyone, I’ve gotta go walk into the sea now
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I CANNOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Things I unearthed in a random folder of elementary school papers I’ve apparently been carting around for at least five house moves: - a survey about our at-home computer capabilities where our internet max speed is listed as 28.8k - lunch box notes from my mother - tracings of Garfield comics x100
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you’re bopping along living your life and then you suddenly think about Essek Thelyss, the reformed wizard war criminal of all time, and then double over in psychic agony
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always a good day to get my union-provided veggie hot dog and some trade unionist swag 😎
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/09/2026
if you didn't know: a right-wing streamer is targeting a Portland bar that 86ed someone for wearing a transphobic shirt www.koin.com/news/portlan...
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Anti-trans protest outside The Sports Bra bar sparks confrontation
Portland police responded to a confrontation between individuals with opposing viewpoints outside the Sports Bra bar on Friday, though no arrests were made.
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Rin🩵🪽 @koyasgarden.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
Y'all. Jimin has been _wearing_ extensions. He didn't chop anything--he took the extensions out for the break. His hair has been above jaw length for the entire tour.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026
science says: fuck ‘em
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 11/09/2026
I think that if we're going to Never Forget 9/11, we also should Never Forget all the racism that came after, which includes the creation of ICE
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Poor guy has no idea
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Completely missed saying it in a timely manner, but I hope the sentiment stands: Shana Tovah, Jewish friends! 🍎🍯
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