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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.

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garagekit.club @garagekit.club · 14h
All Zimmerit 'zines are back in stock at garagekit.club! Obscure mechanical designers, dead anime studios, and horror; we've got a little bit of everything. Sort of. Grab yours here: garagekit.club/collections/...
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Been giving it a lot of thought and my favorite Marvel movie of all time is "How Many Spider-men Can Fit In A Jamba Juice" youtu.be/U5MYa4tyMeU?...
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How Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 12/10/2026
Me reading James Robinson's Starman: "Gee I really enjoy this Ralph and Sue Dibny, they're such fun and enjoyable characters. I hope nothing bad ever happens to them in the future."
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me luxuriating in my reading list
WEEK TWELVE.
The garbage is home to me.
I thrive in it. It
strengthens me.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 10/10/2026
Barred from joining company karaoke nights in the future for singing George Michael's "Father Figure" because it was "too unsubtle" and vocalizing like Jim Morrison was "too much"
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
Billy Högbo would be such a cute baby name
A hang tag on an IKEA product variant named Billy/Högbo
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
If the person in the law firm commercial isn't wearing ridiculous statement glasses, is it really a law firm you want to employ?
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
My last Kansas City recommendation for this trip: Town-Topic Hamburgers. A diner that's been open for almost 90 years and was the dining highlight of the trip. The Subaru Microvan parked in front isn't related, I just thought it was fuckin sick
Town-Topic Hamburgers, a small very old diner on the street cornerInside the diner. There’s about a dozen stools to sit at and three very small booths. A kitchen line and that’s all there is. This place is very smallA delicious hamburger and some delicious friesA sick looking Subaru microvan with whitewall tires
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
Visited the Media Tech Museum in Kansas City. A small museum with a huge collection of the long history of communication. themediatechmuseum.com
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
App idea: Shazam but you use it to identify voice actors
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
📸 A Novel Idea Bookstore
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I took a selfie with the AT&T Long Lines building in Kansas City, to add to my Long Lines collection
A bearded bespectacled man standing in front of a windowless skyscraper full of telecom infrastructure A screenshot of a collection of photos of different long lines sites
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please repost this to help raise breakfast sandwich awareness
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
I stopped playing ESO about a while back because of the poor Mac support, so this is gonna bring me back in
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Doing 90s themed bar trivia with a group of co-workers who are all 30 and under and they all just stared at me like i was an oracle the whole time
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 06/10/2026
The downside to running a feed that tracks posts about Lincoln Nebraska is the past 24 hours i have seen a ton of posts like this and have to strongly fight the urge to reply to every single one of them with “the people at the rally wouldn’t give a shit because they hate Lincoln and Omaha too”
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 06/10/2026
The hotel tv doesn't have Turner Classic Movies OR a Storage Wars marathon so my evening is pretty much shot
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boy dinner
Coupon from the QT app with a can of monster and a few chicken tenders on a plain blue background 

$4 Chicken Tenders & 16oz Monster
Expires 12/06/2026 reads the text.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 04/10/2026
Watching The Big Sleep now and yep, I get it
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
occasionally a student asks how some canonical book can possibly apply to their own life and moving forward i’ll refer them to the moment in Ulysses where bloom wants to leave a restaurant without eating there so he pretends to look around and realize he’s in the wrong place instead of just leaving
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 03/10/2026
Tis the season I guess #LetterboxdFriday
Chopping Mall, Hellraiser, Phantom of the Paradise, In the Mouth of Madness
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 the Monster Mash is your chance to Do the Hump 🎵
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Sean | Zimmerit @sean.zimmerit.moe · 02/10/2026
A long time in the making, I polished up a long piece I've been writing about the production history of Mospeada to celebrate the TV debut (43 years ago today! of this unique and beloved mecha series. Read it here: www.zimmerit.moe/ride-on-lone...
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Ride on, Lonely Soldier Boy: The Production History of Mospeada
On the anniversary of Mospeada’s TV premiere, we take a look at the unusual production history behind one of the more iconic shows to come out of the gunpla boom.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 01/10/2026
@rustywx.bsky.social If it had been a lot colder yesterday, how much snow do you think we would have had instead of rain?
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 30/09/2026
I have a small number of these dumb bumper stickers I made. If any mutuals want one please DM me
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah new Towa Tei music.apple.com/us/album/zam...
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ZAMBIENT by Towa Tei on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 12 Songs
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/09/2026
Say you and your friends have a bet going about how has the best skeleton. Or worst? What if you skeleton is aggressively mid. How do you figure that out? Just in time for the Halloween Giving Season we have... Skeleton Trophies topatoco.com/collections/...
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Skeleton Trophies
Prove once and for all how good your skeleton is with these trophies! Official TopatoCo merch at TopatoCo!
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 28/09/2026
I’ve got a small but growing pile of shame so I decided to paint them with light, using a couple of LED splash lights. Featuring Space Marines and Hearthkyn Salvagers from Warhammer, and raiders from Fallout: Factions. #miniaturepainting
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 27/09/2026
I know this is only because I've been watching 70s rock operas all afternoon, but god I would love to own one of those lucite-body bass guitars
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 27/09/2026
Got to play a few games of Blood on the Clocktower last night. I'm not big on social deduction games (mainly because of the social part, and it was a room full of people who are all friends, that I was just meeting) but it was a good time.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers for research data managers everywhere. You are not alone. We will get through this together techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/excelbl...
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Excel now supports multiple values in a single cell | Microsoft Community Hub
Lists, arrays in cells, and nested arrays introduce new ways to store and organize related information, helping you keep data together without sacrificing...
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 25/09/2026
I bet it takes a shitload of grain to fill up one of those grain elevators. So much grain to be elevated.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 22/09/2026
A Red Scare episode of Star Trek where a renegade federation senator is accusing everyone of secretly being greedy capitalists
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 19/09/2026
Hobby Beacon opened in #LNK today, it’s a wargaming/miniatures focused store (with come ccg stuff too). I checked it out and it seems like a cool place. Got to chat with the owner a bit and he’s planning on doing events in the coming months; I’ll be going back for sure.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 19/09/2026
It's a hard life for a cat in Night City
A lazy tabby cat stretched out on the recliner, bathed in a warm pink light.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 19/09/2026
I bet if you stand in front of the USS Enterprise's deflector dish it just nukes you like a Kid's Cuisine chicken nugget
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 18/09/2026
Every time I get a new Nintendo Switch game I give it a lick to see if they still make em taste bad. With yesterday's release of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, I can confirm that yes, they do still make em taste bad.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 18/09/2026
I, too, am never recognized because of my dimness and slow orbit.
Like the classical planets, Uranus is visible to the naked eye, but it was never recognised as a planet by ancient observers because of its dimness and slow orbit.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Zach Wendling @zachwendling2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Nebraska Examiner has officially launched its November 2026 voter guide for all candidates for federal and state office, statewide ballot measures and judges facing an up-or-down vote to remain in office. (1/50) nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/09/17/n...
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Nebraska Examiner launches 2026 General Election Voter Guide • Nebraska Examiner
The Nebraska Examiner launched its Nov. 3, 2026, voter guide for federal and state-level candidates, statewide ballot measures and judges.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ME, MOURNING MY HUSBAND, WHOSE LIFE AS A PTOLEMAIC-ERA SCRIBE WAS MADE MORE DIFFICULT BY LABOR STRIFE AND A FALSE MURDER ACCUSATION, AND WHO DIED YOUNG: RIP my menches
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Double Spacing was invented by Big Space Key Manufacturing so the Space Key wears out slightly faster.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 13/09/2026
The Ark is my favorite show about what it would be like to wear leisurewear in space
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 12/09/2026
Call me an old man if you want but you better believe I was nodding my head along to Blur's Song 2 in the freezer section of the grocery store
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