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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.

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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
Billy Högbo would be such a cute baby name
A hang tag on an IKEA product variant named Billy/Högbo
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
My last Kansas City recommendation for this trip: Town-Topic Hamburgers. A diner that's been open for almost 90 years and was the dining highlight of the trip. The Subaru Microvan parked in front isn't related, I just thought it was fuckin sick
Town-Topic Hamburgers, a small very old diner on the street cornerInside the diner. There’s about a dozen stools to sit at and three very small booths. A kitchen line and that’s all there is. This place is very smallA delicious hamburger and some delicious friesA sick looking Subaru microvan with whitewall tires
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
Visited the Media Tech Museum in Kansas City. A small museum with a huge collection of the long history of communication. themediatechmuseum.com
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I took a selfie with the AT&T Long Lines building in Kansas City, to add to my Long Lines collection
A bearded bespectacled man standing in front of a windowless skyscraper full of telecom infrastructure A screenshot of a collection of photos of different long lines sites
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 06/10/2026
The downside to running a feed that tracks posts about Lincoln Nebraska is the past 24 hours i have seen a ton of posts like this and have to strongly fight the urge to reply to every single one of them with “the people at the rally wouldn’t give a shit because they hate Lincoln and Omaha too”
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 03/10/2026
Tis the season I guess #LetterboxdFriday
Chopping Mall, Hellraiser, Phantom of the Paradise, In the Mouth of Madness
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 30/09/2026
I have a small number of these dumb bumper stickers I made. If any mutuals want one please DM me
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 30/09/2026
Me any time I post an Apple Music link instead of Spotify:
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 28/09/2026
I’ve got a small but growing pile of shame so I decided to paint them with light, using a couple of LED splash lights. Featuring Space Marines and Hearthkyn Salvagers from Warhammer, and raiders from Fallout: Factions. #miniaturepainting
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 19/09/2026
It's a hard life for a cat in Night City
A lazy tabby cat stretched out on the recliner, bathed in a warm pink light.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 18/09/2026
I, too, am never recognized because of my dimness and slow orbit.
Like the classical planets, Uranus is visible to the naked eye, but it was never recognised as a planet by ancient observers because of its dimness and slow orbit.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/09/2026
Finished one Brionne Baron and got started on three others. Only 22 minis left to go. Some day I might even get okay at this. #BloodBowl #miniaturepainting
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 05/09/2026
i want to drink the forbidden water
A photo of “DampRid Moisture Absorber” hanging up in our utility room. It is a white paper sack full of … with a clear plastic bag attached at the bottom, with about three cups of water in it.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 30/08/2026
Wolverine's costume was reading as extra slutty to my brain so I had to color it the way I was seeing it
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 29/08/2026
Also, I made a friend at the ballpark
A big ol katydid on the back of a ballpark seat
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 29/08/2026
It is a perfect night for baseball
A view of the ballpark at night from behind home plate
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 27/08/2026
I strongly recommend everyone get a spinning rack and fill it up with cool stuff to read. It feels great.
A spinning magazine rack filled with magazines, comics, zines, and ttrpg pamphlets.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 24/08/2026
You can tell see the signs of a pokébattle that occurred here, from when the trainer hurled their pokéball at the ground to release their 'mon.
A half red half white sphere that has been smashed to pieces on the ground.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 22/08/2026
The historical society museum in Sioux Falls did all their posters with the Star Trek movie font, but only in the Native American history section
Gender Roles

Like many cultures, Native American tribes had very specific roles based on gender. Some tribes were matrilineal in there leadership and
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 21/08/2026
The idea of any candidate feeling threatened by the LMN Party
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 20/08/2026
Sunny summer afternoons are for the dads
The car stereo display, displaying prog rock opus Selling England by the Pound by the band Genesis, with the volume turned all the way up
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 20/08/2026
I got to try 40k Kill Team for the first time last night and I'm hooked, it was great fun even though I got my ass handed to me.
A lil squad of Death Korps minis in front of a cathedral. I think I lifted the black point on this photo too much but I can’t tell.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 18/08/2026
Meanwhile, in my Amazon recommendations
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 15/08/2026
The poster for the film Multiplicity, with Andie MacDowell hugging over a dozen Michaels Keaton
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/08/2026
A Sylvester in the tree 📍 Lincoln, Nebraska, US #GrainSocial grain.social/profile/did:plc:xmxzsz…
A long-hair black cat perched in a tree branch.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 06/08/2026
@henrybarajas.bsky.social @ohhhaeee.bsky.social This absolutely made my morning
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 04/08/2026
Wearing my chambray shirt that I refer to as my "Clarence Gideon shirt" and unfortunately no one knows what I'm talking about because no one else's high school social studies teacher made them watch the Henry Fonda TV movie Gideon's Trumpet twice but me.
Henry Fonda on the VHS cover of Gideon’s Trumpet. He’s old and wearing a light blue chambray shirt that they give you in county lockup.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 03/08/2026
I went to a Hobbit themed bakery in Maine once and their lembas bread ruled.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 03/08/2026
Very pleased with my new bookshelf, which has both sufficient room for my books without needing to double them up, but also room for more books too.
A three-piece Billy corner bookcase from IKEA with read books on the left, ttrpg books in the middle, and to-be-read books on the right
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 24/07/2026
Movies? We got movies #letterboxdfriday
4PM, Yojimbo, Double Indemnity, and the Earth Wind and Fire documentary
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 23/07/2026
Patton Oswalt in A.P. Bio, listing the virtues of a dvd of Congo, saying “It’s got gorillas, it’s got lasers.”
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 19/07/2026
The DHHS logo is an animorph!
The DHHS logo, it’s a stylized version of a person turning into an eagle, like an animorph
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 02/07/2026
can't park there mate
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 23/06/2026
I have been visited by something extraterrestrial
A black void of a cat peering into my office window, his eyes glowing
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 18/06/2026
When they talk about Big Dairy on the news, this is what they mean
A twelve foot tall statue of a brown and white spotted cow parked on the back of a trailer
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 18/06/2026
Are Tommy from Mary Worth and Aksel from Judge Parker related
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 17/06/2026
Gil Thorp: It’s not just a newspaper strip about the lives of high school coaches and athletes, it’s also about Ska
A black and white panel from today’s Gil Thorp showing kids in black suits who are definitely skanking
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 15/06/2026
This ice cream place is behind the times. All the good ice cream places are divesting from blockchain and investing in AI now.
The sign on the door of an ice cream place. At the top it reads “rolled ice cream from Omaha Nebraska”; at the bottom it reads “decentralized secure blockchain protocol”.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 04/06/2026
We welcome Comrade Lindstrom to the Nebraska politburo
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 28/05/2026
This is gonna get snatched up SO FAST at this weekend's estate sale
A very old cross-stitch that says “Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a ‘DADDY’”
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 27/05/2026
This weird looking dog was asleep in my backyard this morning
A healthy sized fox curled up in some bramble and weeds
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 23/05/2026
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 17/05/2026
After 10 PM it's all bets off with ESPN
A picture of the tv guide. The show currently airing on ESPN News has been truncated so as to read “Sasquatch Uncut Bear…”
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 13/05/2026
Okay this is actually pretty good
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 05/05/2026
Lavos from the SNES game Chrono Trigger, on their way to the Met Gala
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 30/04/2026
I’ll have you know I’ve put plenty of pictures of #LNK on post cards already
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 28/04/2026
It’s so pretty
A four disc record set laid out, top right shows a little mouse rabbit man, top right shows a handsome noble with horns, bottom left shows a blond princess with very severe bangs, and bottom right shows a blue haired boy who does magic stuff
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 26/04/2026
I ran a game of the Mothership ttrpg for the first time today, and I (and my players) survived the experience.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 25/04/2026
Season 1 Star Trek The Next Generation lookin ass couch
A beige is brown couch the color of soft serve or poop, with 80s curves and stripes
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 23/04/2026
They’ll have to rename the movie then
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