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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.

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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 2h
Acme vs. Coyote for Tax Purposes. Is this anything?
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 2h
The Yankee Burrito: for when you can’t get enough salt, doctor’s orders be damned
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LNKjoe @lnkjoe.bsky.social · 3h
30 years after Runza yelled at LPS to stop calling their runzas Bunzas, prompting the appearance of "Nebraska Bun" in school lunches, Runza have put the Bunza name to work with this horrible looking monstrosity. #nebraskahistory
Screenshot from Runza Instagram. 
"CHEESY DOG BUNZA 
Baked inside homemade bread.
Head to Runza to grab your bunza!"

An unappealing mini hot doggy enrobed in yellow cheese and white bread.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 2h
One of the greatest lines in Star Trek
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 5h
Mine is due next month, because I first signed up for it while on vacation to Chicago to visit an old girlfriend’s family for thanksgiving
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 9h
OLD-MANDERING (ger.): from OLD-MANDER, or: to pander to the interests and sensibilities of an old man. ‘When I told him how much I loved that Jim Jarmusch movie, I was obviously old-mandering.’
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 10h
did u know: Tom Jones also did a covers/collabs album that was insanely good en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reload_...
en.wikipedia.org
Reload (Tom Jones album) - Wikipedia
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 10h
I have only ordered a few things from Ali but every one has arrived luckily, although the tracking experience is harrowing
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garagekit.club @garagekit.club · 14/10/2026
All Zimmerit 'zines are back in stock at garagekit.club! Obscure mechanical designers, dead anime studios, and horror; we've got a little bit of everything. Sort of. Grab yours here: garagekit.club/collections/...
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Been giving it a lot of thought and my favorite Marvel movie of all time is "How Many Spider-men Can Fit In A Jamba Juice" youtu.be/U5MYa4tyMeU?...
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How Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 12/10/2026
Me reading James Robinson's Starman: "Gee I really enjoy this Ralph and Sue Dibny, they're such fun and enjoyable characters. I hope nothing bad ever happens to them in the future."
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me luxuriating in my reading list
WEEK TWELVE.
The garbage is home to me.
I thrive in it. It
strengthens me.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 10/10/2026
Hachi machi
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 10/10/2026
Can’t park there mate
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 10/10/2026
Barred from joining company karaoke nights in the future for singing George Michael's "Father Figure" because it was "too unsubtle" and vocalizing like Jim Morrison was "too much"
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
Billy Högbo would be such a cute baby name
A hang tag on an IKEA product variant named Billy/Högbo
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
Sometimes at the ball park there’s a line for the condiments and ya just got to raw dog it
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
I have this same problem
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
According to what i told my father in law on more than one occasion, it means eating a hot dog without condiments
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
If the person in the law firm commercial isn't wearing ridiculous statement glasses, is it really a law firm you want to employ?
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
Sold
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
Tell me more
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 09/10/2026
My last Kansas City recommendation for this trip: Town-Topic Hamburgers. A diner that's been open for almost 90 years and was the dining highlight of the trip. The Subaru Microvan parked in front isn't related, I just thought it was fuckin sick
Town-Topic Hamburgers, a small very old diner on the street cornerInside the diner. There’s about a dozen stools to sit at and three very small booths. A kitchen line and that’s all there is. This place is very smallA delicious hamburger and some delicious friesA sick looking Subaru microvan with whitewall tires
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
Visited the Media Tech Museum in Kansas City. A small museum with a huge collection of the long history of communication. themediatechmuseum.com
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
How I’m feeling today, though not how I’m living today
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I need to start referring to everyone at work as “my big homie”
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
Probably not for for the first time
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I think whomever runs Nancy Classics for the distributor is counterprogramming www.gocomics.com/nancy-classi...
gocomics.com
Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for October 8, 2026 | GoComics
Read Nancy Classics—a comic strip by creator Ernie Bushmiller—for today, October 8, 2026, and check out other great comics, too!
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
It should also work on video games now that I think about it
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
You can also use it to identify narrators in PBS documentaries
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
App idea: Shazam but you use it to identify voice actors
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I just got done watching A Man Called Hawk and honestly if they just dropped Hawk into DS9 and called him Sisko I’d be okay with it
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
📸 A Novel Idea Bookstore
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I can confirm it’s in Lincoln Nebraska, I’ve met that cat
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I took a selfie with the AT&T Long Lines building in Kansas City, to add to my Long Lines collection
A bearded bespectacled man standing in front of a windowless skyscraper full of telecom infrastructure A screenshot of a collection of photos of different long lines sites
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
I’m always checking out elfs when I see ‘em
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please repost this to help raise breakfast sandwich awareness
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 08/10/2026
It has to be bringing in enough money for it to be worth both the financial and social cost of doing it, but I cannot possibly fathom how, because I have never once met a person who was enthusiastic about getting a political text
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Well the kids have to learn about Machine of Death sooner or later
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Plus there was that time he fell off the horse and then the horse kicked him in the head
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Picard lookin like he hangs out in front of the gas station all day for fun
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
If you ask the clerk if you can test them out, they’ll take you to a space in the back where you can fight dummies of ninjas
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Ball is in your court, @citiesskylines.paradoxinteractive.com
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
I stopped playing ESO about a while back because of the poor Mac support, so this is gonna bring me back in
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Not to these Missouri rubes and hayseeds
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Anyway "Man In the Box" was one of the clues during the music round and now I'm listening to Alice In Chains again and damn if they weren't a great band
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
In hindsight my coworkers probably think I have some real 'tism going on, I probably shouldn't have quietly corrected the triviamaster that the Bondi Blue iMac G3 predated the fruit colored iMacs during the 90s tech round.
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
If anything I thought the music round was too mainstream. I wanted deep cuts
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joshua @j.schwa.systems · 07/10/2026
Doing 90s themed bar trivia with a group of co-workers who are all 30 and under and they all just stared at me like i was an oracle the whole time
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