Reposted by jaredJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Reminder that we are not required to give attention-seeking losers and grifters any oxygen. 727313 273
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 19/07/2026a bartender in columbus said that the odyssey was only a 4 out of 10 so i guess i won’t be seeing it after all. 000 0
Reposted by jaredBen Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 07/07/20262026 was supposed to be the tipping point for soccer in the United States. Now, after a dismal and embarrassing loss to Belgium, we're left with more questions than answers. Again. Trying to make sense of a disastrous end to the 2026 World Cup for the USMNT.sixonefivesoccer.comHere we are again: the USMNT are out of another World CupHas anything really changed for this program in the last four years? 3225 22
Reposted by jaredJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026All three hosts eliminated, like one of those parties where the only people who live there are already asleep somewhere unseen. The world will now raid the grandpa's liquor cabinet of America 91940244 1.9K
Reposted by jaredTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde captured the hearts of the soccer world this tournament. Words can't describe. I was dubious of the 48-team World Cup. Maybe this Cape Verde team still would havet qualified with 32 (topped their group in qualifying). This team is the best argument for expanded tournament. 391926169 1.9K
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 17/06/2026the irony of the stadium blasting “don’t stop me now” during the “hydration” break… 000 0
Reposted by jaredMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026we literally lost a war yesterday, seb 516613 166
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i do appreciate how unanimously every world cup commentator crew is being very vocal about how stupidly unnecessary a “hydration break” is during these games, especially the ones played indoors. 000 0
Reposted by jaredJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/06/2026Spurs in the 2026 finals, summarized 235145 351
Reposted by jaredJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Has a team ever won a title by winning the same exact same game four times? 271560144 1.6K
Reposted by jaredMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is what being a strong and powerful country actually looks like. 0192 19
Reposted by jaredBen Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Fox commercial breaks are already spilling over into the actual match. This was always how it was going to go. This was such an easy thing not to screw up, and they've done it on day one. Completely changes the feel of the match. It's awful. 510212 102
Reposted by jaredJustin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026It is not business as usual and we have to be careful to remember that. 0256 25
Reposted by jaredderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse 655200555 5.2K
Reposted by jaredFrankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 27/05/2026workshopping a take: if your entire way of playing basketball depends not only on there being referees, but on them being bad at their jobs, you deserve to be beheaded with a greatsword 610817 108
Reposted by jaredderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up. 158100751214 10.1K
Reposted by jaredMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Tough 24 hours for Aidan Morris. 3684 68
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 19/05/2026the entirety of this okc roster, embodied in a gifstatic.klipy.comKobe Bryant Says 'SOFT'ALT: Kobe Bryant Says 'SOFT' 000 0
Reposted by jaredMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Save the Caps. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/save-the-caps/ 2027576 275
Reposted by jaredSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 28/04/2026#SAVETHECAPS A special committee of MLS owners have met to discuss future of the Vancouver Whitecaps, including possibility of relocation, per The Athletic. MLS has had discussions with a group looking to bring a team to Las Vegas. It’s time to Save The Caps and keep the Whitecaps in Vancouver! 510518 105
Reposted by jaredFred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America. 8004110911461 41.1K
Reposted by jaredjared @j-hev.bsky.social · 15/03/2026so far this year the crew look like the nba players in space jam after the monstars stole their talent 001 1
Reposted by jaredMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389369560 38.9K
Reposted by jaredDana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen. 323565506 3.6K
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 05/02/2026nsc outdoing itself at every opportunity for the title of worst shirt in the league. holy christ. 000 0
Reposted by jaredJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/02/2026Bad Bunny's biggest win since WWE Backlash 2023 21339 133
Reposted by jaredJeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son." 1962468712664 24.7K
Reposted by jaredCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 05/12/20252018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years." 2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..." 2026: So I guess the joke is on me. 291252215 1.3K
Reposted by jaredMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025What a uniquely embarrassing moment in American history. 4519 51
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 03/12/2025the most beautiful era of columbus soccer comes to an end. i am depressed. 000 0
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 30/11/2025the upside of watching from ireland is that AS SOON as that final whistle blew, the tv was switched to the palmeiras/flamengo match and i wasn’t subjected to any post-game infantile bs. just a W and get on with the night. no notes. 010 1
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 29/11/2025turns out you CAN head butt a ref, it just makes them real sad :( 110 1
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 29/11/2025in ireland for The Game and its during both premier league and rugby games, so we’ve been sequestered to the american room where it’s clear the new guy is being forced to be our bartender as a form of initiation/hazing anyway, O-H 000 0
Reposted by jared@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025This. What did we learn, friends? Solidarity. Multi-tactical approaches. Calling bullshit on false narratives and lies. Speaking out in ways that include, never exclude, when empathy is to be gained. And never ever stop telling everyone you know. COMMUNITY wins. 💪🖤💛🇺🇸 0104 10
Reposted by jaredmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight 618784568524 78.5K
Reposted by jaredRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds 56128652794 12.9K
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 05/02/2025media.tenor.coma young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time " 020 2
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025another chiefs / eagles super bowl, aka another year hoping everyone just goes home after the halftime show. 010 1
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 06/12/2024hard to say which i’m most excited about: this view, or reliving my entire child/young-adulthood through this book. @jasonkirk.fyi (thanks for the rec @clcrocker.bsky.social!) 2152 15
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 16/11/2024if you’re looking for an incredible sports story about a man aging gracefully as the greatest to ever do it, it didn’t happen in a boxing ring 020 2
jared @j-hev.bsky.social · 12/11/2024never updated twitter, and i’m pretty close to never logging back in. just need a few more active sports accounts over here and then i’m free forever :’) 240 4
