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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how dare she mess with the sanctity of the cheese ball
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does this mean Oasis Live '27 is cancelled?
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i love this???
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When y’all said there weren’t any good Week 1 games, y’all forgot about us MAC boys
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026
Sorry to interrupt your Thursday night football, but I have to show you Ohio’s uniform reveal photoshoot.
An Ohio Bobcats football player in a white number 6 uniform tossing a football in the air while posing next to a giant hay bale mascot in a grassy field backed by a cornfield. The hay bale is sculpted and painted to resemble Rufus the Bobcat, complete with ears and a green-wrapped lower section reading "OHIO 1".
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about college football?
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
holy shit.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oooo...do Cincinnati next
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hey! some good news!
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Orville Imodium
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 10/07/2026
Two Skyline Chili coney dogs. Pretty much all you can see is cheese, but honestly, whatever's happening under there is none of your business. That's between me and the chili man.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WE’RE ON TO THE 2027 WOMENS WORLD CUP
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
how I feel when there’s a lot of troubling things happening and I am morally conflicted but I also want to enjoy the game tonight
David Guetta shoutout to his family
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The spirit of Jorge Videla lives on!!!
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Do we think Mario Kempes would have missed a match in the 78 World Cup? Why even have an authoritarian regime if they can’t influence sporting outcomes?!?!
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CJ Coreschi @cjcoreschi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Every so often r/MLS throws up an absolute banger.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s time for a welcome to CONCACAF shithousery for Bosnia
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WHY EVEN HOST A WORLD CUP?!?!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Imagine if we had either a doctor or a democratic republic at home.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/06/2026
Okay here's the entire Algeria possession 5 minutes and 34 seconds of completely uncontested midfield possession 109 completed passes And then they scored a goal
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nine of the 10 African teams at this World Cup have advanced to the Round of 32. Incredibly impressive stuff from CAF! 🇿🇦 🇲🇦 🇸🇳 🇨🇮 🇨🇩 🇨🇻 🇪🇬 🇩🇿 🇬🇭
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He did the fruits in suits!
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 26/06/2026
Don’t do anything you’ll regret tonight
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Our boy, back in the spotlight again, love to see it.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nice to see our guy on the world stage
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is why I only make my Flamin' Hot Cheetos from scratch.
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Chris Richard’s! Let’s go!!
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 23/05/2026
Be careful they're reading your tweets
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Rafiki: The King Has Returned
ALT: Rafiki: The King Has Returned
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/05/2026
the fact that kyle was *kyle* has given all these tributes from other drivers such a beautifully earnest “goddamn i’ll miss that bastard” quality to them that destroys me
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Absolutely shocking and horrible.
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Nic Gulas @nic-gulas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The final two paragraphs in this piece
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Did not see that coming. Also feels like the Browns firing Stefanski and retaining the guy who put together the roster…
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bayern scored 92 MORE goals than St Pauli this season. Harry Kane scored 10 MORE goals than St Pauli.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wilfried Nancy, Scottish Premiership winning manager
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Happy WNBA season to all who observe!!!
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Again, what is a handball? and what is the point of VAR?
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Two things feel to be true. Rudy is cooked. Also, that is not a PK. #Crew96
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
GENOOOOO
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Boiler Up
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daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Trump says he'll know the war is over when he feels it in his bone spurs.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Support the troops
Dale Earnhardt Jr. posing in military garb during his time at Military School
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Steve Sirk @stevesirk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Miami going 31-0 and then shitting the bed in their first conference tourney game against a team that went 7-11 in the MAC is a delightful, heart-warming sports story. A+++. 10/10. Five stars. The main plot was annoying and went on far too long, but the crescendo was <<chef's kiss>>.
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christopher crocker @clcrocker.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Correction. They haven’t lost a game this season.
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